Chapter 322: Lu Encounters Neuropathy
Although the handsome boy didn't understand the meaning of the first picture, he thought that this boy must be useful if he wanted paper, otherwise who would have nothing to do with some paper, and the scene at this time is not suitable for writing poetry, but it is still okay to draw, look, how beautiful the scenery is!
After a while, the handsome boy took out a few pieces of paper from the house, these yellowed papers were stolen by him from his father, usually his family has no other paper except for some medical books and paper for writing prescriptions, these yellowed rice paper, is used by his father to prescribe medicine on weekdays.
Obviously, he, a rough man, doesn't like to study, and he doesn't dare to touch his father's medical books, only these yellowed rice papers, his house is stacked one by one, and no one will find out if he takes out a few.
Walking quickly to the bottom of the tree, Xiantu was working hard, at this time he saw Zhang Gongzi holding a few yellowed papers in his hands, Xiantu completely endured, just now he was still holding the illusion that he could have a few heart-to-heart towels, breeze and bright moon and the like, thinking that the last time it had to be toilet paper, but now, a few yellowed papers appeared in front of Xiantu's eyes, he was completely disappointed.
But Zhang Gongzi, at this time, he was stupidly looking at Xiantu humming hard (a necessary sound for), thinking that Xiantu was not to write poems or paint, he might be wiping some unclean things with paper.
Thinking about it, Zhang Gongzi stuffed the yellowed paper into his sleeve, although the few pieces of rice paper he stole were not enough for his father to scold, but he couldn't bear to see the paper contaminated, perhaps, people are civilized people.
I breathed a sigh of relief and felt so comfortable. Xiantu looked at the handsome guy who was covering his nose not far away, and said, "Hey, big brother, hurry up and bring the paper." ”
"No, I don't have any paper, there are small stones and small sticks over there, or I'll help you get them, you can get up quickly!" The handsome guy said with some embarrassment.
Let's shrug my head first. "Big brother." Please, don't be kidding, I'm willing to help you go to Maosheng's house and ask for money, you should sell me a few pieces of paper, okay? ”
As soon as he heard this, the handsome boy happily sent the paper over. If you still have a fart, you have to give the first picture and get a few more pieces of paper. Xiantu just smiled slightly. It's not at all false to think that people die for money and birds die for food.
After cleaning up, Xiantu got up and yawned. At this time, in addition to being sleepy, his stomach was even more hungry, and the bowl of water just now made him drink all the emptiness, and now he really wanted to find something to sacrifice to the Five Organs Temple.
Although the handsome guy in front of him was a rude person, Xiantu didn't want to be rough anymore, and said politely after recovering his nature: "There was a lot of rudeness just now, and I hope the son won't care." ”
"No, how can I be like you, you just promised to help me collect my debts, right, in this case, then you should go on the road earlier, his house is not far away, go up the mountain and walk a little way to arrive, it's easy to find!" This handsome guy was very anxious to urge Xiantu.
Xiantu shook his head and sighed: "You person, just now you were not shocked, but now when you hear that I want to help you collect debts, you immediately urge me to leave, okay, I will leave, we will meet again!" ”
Hearing Xiantu say this, the handsome guy hurriedly grabbed the corner of Xiantu's clothes and said: "Little brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, just now I have explained that I am a rough person, and I can say whatever I want, and you don't have to worry about me, in fact, the Maosheng family doesn't owe me much silver taels, I'm just joking with you, you don't use your brains to think about it, those pigs are worth a few copper plates, how can there be such a misunderstanding!" ”
Looking at the handsome guy with a grinning face, he didn't know if he was suffering from a nervous disorder or a mental illness, in short, this person was as abnormal as he was, how perverted he was, how perverted he was, or a little bit of the same, just now he pretended to be like he couldn't live if he couldn't collect debts, and he was easy to joke about at this time, Xiantu felt that he was being tricked, and he was completely tricked by the self-righteous handsome guy in front of him.
stood up, and without saying a word, he tried to get on the horse and was about to move forward, but he heard the handsome guy behind him keep asking, "Where is this little brother?" I'm going with you, too!" ”
Hearing him say this, Xiantu glanced at him backwards, only to find that the handsome boy was pulling his horse's tail tightly, making the horse roar wildly, and almost startled.
Looking at such an abnormal and perverted handsome guy, Xiantu didn't know what to say, so he had to look up to the sky and shouted: "Come on, where did this neurosis come out, if someone doesn't get him away, I'm going to ride a horse and trample him to death." ”
The shouting still worked, and at this time, Xiantu found that there were still two small servants looking at the gate of this house, covering their mouths and noses from time to time, as if they were secretly laughing, which made Xiantu angry.
Dismounted, Xiantu broke the handsome guy's arm and walked into the house, it hurt so much that he screamed, Xiantu found out, if this person is not a playboy, or a person with extreme nervous problems, don't care what you say, you must find out, this is also too deceitful, think about the bowl of disgusting turbid water just now, Xiantu really can't imagine what this handsome guy will put in it?
Seeing that his son-in-law was angry and was escorted into the mansion by his arms, the two little guys who were snickering at the door just now realized that the situation was a little bad, so they came out to ask for someone with confidence.
"Let my son-in-law go, you wild boy, don't inquire, you dare to come here to spread wild!" One person stood up in the small house, viciously accusing the person of Xiantu's 'negligence'.
"Come here!" Xiantu was not loud, but the three people standing in the courtyard could hear it clearly.
Hearing Xiantu say this, the little guy who had just spoken badly and hurt people looked around for a stick, and walked towards Xiantu with great strength.
"What's the matter, I'm here, what can you do? There is a kind of release of my son-in-law, let's go head-on, what kind of hero is this! The little guy with the stick in his hand was still rampant and said home.
First Tu glanced at the little guy, and said coldly: "Hmph, heads-up, are you qualified enough?" ”
"Hit," as soon as the words fell, the little guy carried a stick and hit Xiantu, Xiantu flashed left and right, and finally the stick fell on the head of the handsome guy, only to see the handsome guy's eyes roll up, and then fainted.
The first figure of a vertical body, with lightning speed to dodge the little guy's stick, a move 'sweeping thousands of troops' to beat the little guy to the ground, the other side of the guy saw that the situation was not good, and I don't know where to find a wooden stick towards the first figure, the first figure and another move 'split the heavenly palm', hit the head of the little guy hard, at this time, the three people in the yard, except for the little guy at the foot is still awake, the other two, all fainted to the ground. (To be continued......)