Li Er quickly lay under the table, laughing so hard that he couldn't do it, Liu Xu's whole person was almost numb, it turned out that Lao Taishan was a sycophant, he was so good-skinned, he was thick-skinned, and now he was about to become a monkey butt.

Li Er also blocked Liu Xu from letting him stop Wei Zheng from speaking, today's Li Er, that is so happy that there is no boundary, how many years have Wei Zheng been angry, look at this drunk Wei Zheng today, tsk, it's really fucking relieving, comfortable!

looked at the unscrupulous Li Er and the drunk Wei Zheng speechlessly, fortunately there are no outsiders here, otherwise, if this is to be spread, Wei Zheng will really jump into the river and commit suicide, this old man is really, the Tang Dynasty, there is still such a shallow amount of alcohol? I haven't found it before, have you?

"What do you know, Wei Zheng is poor, although he likes to eat and drink, but where is the family willing to let go of drinking? Where is today's happiness? The wine in your house, in Chang'an City, can't be bought if you want to, and there are no outsiders today, so I have been greedy for a cup a few times, and I have put some honey in his jar. ”

Li Er laughed so hard that the thief was black, Liu Xu was speechless, okay, it is estimated that the news of Li Er's drunkenness was known by Wei Zheng, and what did he say, this Li Er is here to take revenge?

"Don't worry, I don't even know this? is to let him know that he knows how good I am, hehe, he actually joked that I drank shallowly, and was overturned by you kid, and I also let him know that it was he who drank shallowly, and it was he Old Man Wei! ”

Liu Xu's jaw is about to fall, Li Er, Li Er, are you still the Li Er of the First Emperor of the Ages? You are transforming in a certain aspect, what about your royal spirit?

I can't think about it, it's too serious.

Of course, there is no need to think, for example, as long as Li Er leaves here and stands on top of the main hall, he is still the majestic Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. The Tang Emperor who can make the people in the hall tremble when he says a word!

"I, commanded by the heavens, the four directions of the pastures, the world is all my land, all my people, where can I go? Yes, the prince undertakes to supervise the country, and I should inspect the Quartet to determine the national policy! ”

Li Er suddenly wants a private interview?

Liu Xu didn't know that Li Er's brain was twitching, there are so many things in the world, why do you want to pay a private visit to Weifu? You are Li Er, not Qianlong Kangxi, right? This is going to give you a knife from the one who doesn't open your eyes...

I shuddered, I couldn't even think about it.

"You also know to be afraid? The one who coaxed His Majesty to go out on patrol is not you bastard boy! ”

The eldest grandson has gained weight over the years, and his temper has grown, and these ears are about to become her exclusive venting tool, covering her ears is very aggrieved, and swearing to God, she never mentioned this, okay? It's him Li Er's own head that is short-circuited, Xiu is funny, what's the matter with me?

"Quibble, continue to quibble, it's none of your business, so why did Your Majesty personally order you kid to guard? As soon as you go, you will go to Yuezhou, thousands of miles away, you! ”

Liu Xu shrunk his neck, he was too innocent, he was wronged! It's all to blame Wei Zheng, the old man, even if you're drunk, what do you regret not being able to go to Yuezhou in person? What is such an unprecedented event, how can it be without Your Majesty's presiding, above the groundbreaking ceremony, you must be personally present Your Majesty, so that it seems that I will be in the Tang Dynasty for thousands of generations!

You are big, you are a daughter, ahhh

However, if Li Er can be scolded to change his mind, it can only make Wei Ling'er aggrieved, but obviously can't, Li Er, this guy, now he doesn't listen to persuasion, Wei Zheng in order to cover up the fact that he was drunk, he actually helped on the side, and by the way, Fang Xuanling also smiled and agreed, saying that he also wanted to revisit the old place, okay, Du Ruhui came to insert a pole again, saying that he was also old, and wanted to take advantage of his youth to go on such a trip, and in the end, Zhongshu Province only left one eldest grandson Wuji, this guy can't go, otherwise, Li Chengqian is alone, That's going to be a dog!

"Huh? Won't it be? ”

Liu Xuleng, Nima, you are Li Er, come to this trick again, Li Chengqian has been obedient for so long, you want to give others eye medicine again, right? After testing Hou Junji, now he is ready to test Li Chengqian again? I'm afraid that I'll do something bad in Chang'an, so I deliberately want to bring me with me, I'm a whoop!

"Niangniang, why don't you go with you? Concubine Yang, Concubine Yin? Why don't we all go together, as a trip, what a great opportunity, let's go boating? It's a big deal, I'm all covered by Liu Xu, so it's always okay, right? ”

The eldest grandson coughed, Concubine Yang covered her mouth and snickered, Concubine Yin looked at Liu Xu and the eldest grandson, she hadn't seen it yet, Liu Xu would actually talk to the eldest grandson like this, and she was about to say a word or two Liu Xu, but she was stopped by Concubine Yang.

"Don't say it, this kid is used to talking like this, Niangniang treats him as if he is his own son, talking like this, it looks kind, don't look at Niangniang's face, she is waiting for Liu Xu to say this!"

Concubine Yin looked at it in disbelief or not, can it still be like this?

Sure enough, the eldest grandson smiled beautifully, with an expression that your kid really knows each other.

"Well, Bengong doesn't have much appetite these days, this meal, it's still up to you kid to be in charge, write a recipe, Bengong will take a look at it first, choose one."

Liu Xu reluctantly admitted, there is no way, you are the boss, you command.

"Qingque wrote to say that the palace in Yuezhou is not very arranged?"

Liu Xu was dripping in cold sweat.

"Layout, it must be arranged, the furniture is made of ebony pulled from the South China Sea, the floor is made of nanmu, and the walls are made of mahogany, do you think this is good?"

The eldest grandson raised his eyebrows.

"Wouldn't that look too luxurious?"

Liu Xu wanted to nod and say yes, but looking at the appearance of the eldest grandson, he could only endure the distress.

"You are the most noble woman in the world, you don't need these things, who can enjoy them? Whoever dares to say a word, the kid will hit the door! You are driving the consumption of the whole Datang, this is a good thing, celebrities through the ages, and it is also for the benefit of the people, isn't it? In this way, won't the people who made these things be able to live a good life? ”

The eldest grandson nodded in satisfaction.

"I heard there's a fish there with only thirteen spines on its body? Delicious? And truffles? Absolute fairy food? ”

Liu Xu waved his hand directly, it's just a trip, do you need to "squeeze me dry"?

The eldest grandson patted Liu Xu's head angrily and nodded.

"Okay, okay, stingy, isn't it just a few pieces of silver, can this palace be without you? Also, make up a few more ghost stories of yours, when you have nothing to do, you can also relieve boredom by looking at it, what happened to Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen in the end? Also, why is there such a grandmother? You are insinuating that this palace is not successful! ”