88 Once upon a time there was a mountain
"This is forcing me to plagiarize!" Fang Li muttered to himself in his heart.
It seems that it's time for me to sacrifice the necessary skills of the traverser - "plagiarized poetry" is here, this is a big killer for picking up girls and flirting with girls, improving the style, plagiarizing a few poems casually, and it will immediately give people a kind of literary and military all-round image that can cross the horse and give poetry when getting off the horse, which is one of the necessary skills of the traverser!
"The little girl listens!" Yu Miaoge looked at Fang Li expectantly.
Looking at Yu Miaoge's charming face, Fang Li suddenly decided to take a different route and not take the usual path.
I don't know how many people in the world have traveled, and there are not 10,000 but 8,000 who plagiarize poetry. It is important to know that the heart of a captive girl does not necessarily have to be on the right path!
"Ahem...... Listen up, Miss Miaoge! ”
Fang Li cleared his throat, gestured with his palms, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Once upon a time there was a mountain ......."
Yu Miaoge's expression was shocked, her eyebrows furrowed, revealing a surprised expression, such an opening was simply unheard of, and it seemed necessary to listen to it.
Once upon a time there was a mountain - in praise of the great mountains and rivers, how straightforward, how concise, how clear!
Yu Miaoge feels that this opening chapter is simply quite a master's style, it seems that this general Fang is really rich and rich, and he is only eight buckets!
Fang Li couldn't help but laugh and continued to shake his head: "There is a temple in the mountain......
"Uh......"
Yu Miaoge felt that his mind was not enough, and the layout of the master was really incomprehensible to ordinary people, and there must be a divine turn in the back.
Fang Li felt that he was about to laugh out loud: "There is a monk in the temple who is chanting scriptures......"
"Huh?"
Little stars began to appear in front of Yu Miaoge's eyes, and he felt that his knowledge was very shallow, and he couldn't appreciate the general's poetry.
But Fang Li felt that his poems were very in line with the requirements of Yu Da Beauty, once upon a time there was a mountain that praised the great mountains and rivers, and there was a monk in the temple who praised the heroes and heroes, and the monk who honestly recited the scriptures at home and did not go to the nunnery should not make the world awe-inspired?
Looking at Fang Li's serious appearance, Yu Miaoge warned herself not to laugh, "I believe that there will definitely be a divine turn in the future, and the official worship general must be a genius who can write and martial arts." ”
Fang Li looked at the serious Yu Miaoge, he couldn't control his smile anymore, and asked, "What scripture are you reciting?" ”
"What scripture?" Yu Miaoge looked dazed, dumbfounded and cute.
"In the past, there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple who was chanting. There used to be a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple chanting......" Fang Li suddenly broke out and read it out at the speed of rap, which was incompatible with this dress.
"Haha...... General, you're so funny! ”
Yu Miaoge smiled and leaned back, tears coming out.
Fang Li smiled and said, "Miss Miaoge, did you disappoint?" Big heroes are not so easy to do, writers are not so easy, everyone has an ordinary side! ”
"Hmm!"
Yu Miaoge nodded, looked at Fang Li with adoring eyes, and suddenly found that he somewhat admired this humorous general.
Fang Li quietly approached Yu Miaoge's cheek, sniffing the virgin fragrance emanating from her body, and couldn't help but feel a little drunk, "Actually...... That's not what the old monk said! ”
"What's that reading?" Yu Miaoge's curiosity was completely opened.
Fang Li suddenly raised his voice, and raped again at a rapid pace: "Eight hundred pacesetters run to the north slope, the artillerymen run side by side to the north, the artillerymen are afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters are afraid of touching the artillery guns!" ”
"Uh...... Didn't understand! ”
Yu Miaoge looked confused, and the admiration of the other party suddenly seemed to be like a surging river.
Fang Li grinned: "Actually, Ben Jiang doesn't understand, poetry is something that literati do, let's do something meaningful at this good time, right?" ”
"Something meaningful?" Yu Miaoge frowned, puzzled.
Fang Li suddenly took out a square item from his sleeve and aimed it at himself and Yu Miaoge, with a "click", a white flower of light flashed in the carriage, startling Yu Miaoge a lot, thinking that he had met the legendary monster.
Fang Li smiled and took down Yu Miaoge's onion hand that was blocking his eyes, and handed the square thing to Yu Miaoge: "Miss Miaoge, let's see who is inside?" ”
Yu Miaoge's eyes widened, full of curiosity: "Huh...... There is one of them, General Fang, why is it so similar, the nose, eyes, beard, and ears are exactly the same? Who's the other one? ”
"Will you take a closer look?" Fang Li took the opportunity to take Yu Miaoge's head into his arms.
"Is it me?"
Yu Miaoge was surprised and delighted, and couldn't help but fly her cheeks, she used to look at herself in the bronze mirror and see the reflection in the water, but this time she was able to see herself vividly, and she could clear her pores, is she really so beautiful?
Fang Li smelled the fragrance on Yu Miaoge's body, couldn't help but get drunk, and bowed slightly: "Except for Miss Miaoge, who else in this world was born so captivating the city and the country?" ”
Yu Miaoge showed an intoxicating smile on his face: "General, what kind of treasure is this?" ”
Fang Li smiled and said seriously: "This is called the Reduction Mirror, which can make a person appear in his original form, and it is the treasure of the first saint Tang Yao." ”
The carriage kept bumping, and laughter came from time to time in the carriage, Yu Miaoge's mood was extremely comfortable, and he suddenly felt that he and General Fang were so happy together, and he couldn't help but hope that this journey would be longer, longer......
But it is a pity that no matter how long the road is, there is an end, and in the evening the team arrived at Pinglu City.
A pro-soldier had already reported in advance to Zhao Yun who was sitting in Pinglu, and Zhao Yun immediately summoned the officials of Pinglu, and notified Yu Ziqi, who had just been able to get out of bed, to go out of the city gate to greet him.
Fang Li poked his head out of the carriage and looked north, only to see the torches shaking under the city gate, and retracted his head with a little regret and said to Yu Miaoge: "Miss Miaoge, Pinglu has arrived!" ”
Yu Miaoge looked reluctant, and twisted his head out the window: "Hmm...... It's here! ”
Fang Li nodded: "Then let's get out of the car?" ”
Yu Miaoge suddenly turned his head, looked at Fang Li with beautiful eyes as clear as water, and said solemnly: "General Fang, I'm very happy to be with you!" ”
Fang Li showed a faint smile: "If there is fate, I hope to have the opportunity to compose poems with Miss Miao Ge again, and I will definitely show my real skills next time!" ”
"Appeal ......"
As the coachman shouted, the carriage stopped.
Zhao Yun took the county commander of Pinglu County, the county lieutenant and a few other people to quickly step forward to salute: "Meet the general!" ”
When he saw Zhao Yun, Fang Li muttered in his heart: "I hope that next time I can summon bodyguards like Dian Wei and Xu Chu, and with such a fierce general to protect me, I won't be affected by this sword!" However, then again, if it weren't for Xia Ran's sword, where would he have the opportunity to share a car with Yu Ji? It's a blessing and a curse! ”
"Huh...... No need to be polite! Fang Li laughed and got out of the carriage.
Zhao Yun couldn't help but be taken aback when he saw the blood stains on Fang Li's body: "General, are you injured?" ”
Fang Li said disapprerovingly: "It's okay, it's just a small injury, I was stabbed by Xia Ran, a doorman of the old Xiangbang, and I am also good friends with him." He suspected that I was disobedient, so he took the risk of assassination! ”
"Alas...... The generals are for the country and the people, and the sky can be learned, how can they be allowed to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! ”
Zhao Yun said impassionedly, but Fang Li felt a bit like himself talking serious nonsense, I was afraid that now it was Fang Li's heart, and everyone knew it, right?
Yu Ziqi hurriedly gave a salute to Fang Li, and walked to Xiang Zhuang on crutches: "Brother Xiang, where is Miao Ge?" ”
Xiang Zhuang snorted at the carriage, and it happened that Yu Miaoge had just jumped out of the carriage, "There!" ”
Yu Ziqi's face changed greatly: "She and General Fang shared a car? ”
Xiang Zhuang shrugged: "General Fang was injured in order to save us, and Miss Miao Ge took a car in order to take care of him!" ”
Yu Ziqi's face immediately darkened: "It's just nonsense, men and women share a car, wouldn't it be discredited in the future, it's really nonsense!" ”
Zhao Yun prepared a wine feast to wash the dust for Fang Li, Yu Ziqi's injury was still not light, politely declined, took Yu Miaoge back to the residence, and when he entered the door, he was scolded with a scolding on his head and face: "You girl is simply lacking in heart, a lonely man and a widow, don't you know how to avoid suspicion?" ”
Yu Miaoge said indifferently: "General Fang was injured to save me, and as a healer, I have the responsibility to take care of him!" ”
"What will you think if you let General Xiang know by doing this?" Yu Ziqi lowered his voice and warned Yu Miaoge, "He didn't touch you, did he?" ”
Yu Miaoge asked rhetorically: "Brother, I have nothing to do with General Xiang, right?" General Fang is a decent gentleman, can you not think of him so dirty? ”
The brothers and sisters parted unhappily, Yu Miaoge looked at the waning moon in the sky through the window lattice at night, remembering the fun of the journey, and a smile couldn't help but float on her cheeks, thinking that tonight would be a sweet dream!