Chapter 43: A bloody case caused by steamed buns

Yan Ying listened carefully to the process narrated by King Qi Xuan, frowned and thought:

"King, Wechen has learned the art of divination with the master since he was a child, and he also has a trace of insight into it, and he will count Weichen as a hexagram,"

"Oh? The old prime minister also knows the art of divination? It's the first time I've heard of this king."

King Qi Xuan was also slightly surprised when he heard that Yan Ying knew Taoism, but he didn't think so, and secretly said in his heart, this Yan Ying must be bragging...... You know how I don't know.

I saw Yan Ying sitting cross-legged on the ground directly, and there were words in his mouth:

"One-two-three, three-two-one, four-five-six, six-five-four"

When King Qi Xuan heard this, what kind of thing was he thinking! Are you good at math? Didn't I just miscalculate the grain and grass of the army in front of you last time, and you laughed at me like this?

"One-two-three, three-two-one, four-five-six, six-seven-eight......"

Yan Ying continued to count the numbers.

"Prime Minister...... You've gone too far! ”

King Qi Xuan said dissatisfiedly! Isn't this a short story in front of a lame person......

Yan Ying ignored him, and continued to count in his mouth, his fingers as if dancing, quickly pinching something.

After coming over for a long time, Yan Ying stood up and bowed to King Qi Xuan:

"Greetings to the King!"

"Yan Ying...... Where does the joy come from? ”

"The fortune teller's calculations are not bad, and he is indeed a heavenly immortal!"

"Go down to your sister!"

"Don't scold the king first, let me ask you, can a woman in the world look like that?"

Yan Ying asked King Qi Xuan directly.

"That's no, but there is no return, according to what you say, it is indeed a heavenly immortal! You say that no matter how you say it, a widow is also the king of a country, if you marry such a woman, doesn't it make the world laugh? Prime Minister Yan, didn't you see that Zhong Lichun's ...... I can't even imagine it, I don't dare to sleep at night now, I'm afraid that I will dream of her as soon as I sleep! Don't you see, that mouth...... There is a widow's head big! The thighs can be as thick as the pillars of this temple, and the waist! Do you remember the last time the widow went to Xishan to hunt that bear? Her waist is thicker than that bear! ”

King Qi Xuan said as he spoke, and tears fell out.

"O king! You are a gentleman, how can a gentleman judge people by their appearance, just now I divined the hexagram, I found that if the king marries this woman, the world will be peaceful, and your country will be stable. ”

Yan Ying hurriedly persuaded King Qi Xuan, he did see a scene just now, the world was settled, and King Qi Xuan's river was also very stable.

"Huh? Can it be good to marry her? So what to do? Sacrifice me alone to make thousands of families happy? ”

King Qi Xuan looked at Yan Ying with tears in his eyes.

"The king is really Mingjun!"

Prime Minister Yan Ying immediately patted his ass.

King Qi Xuan was disheartened when he heard this, and all the strength in his body was gone......

looked at Yan Ying, and then had a flash of inspiration,

"Prime Minister, I heard that your wife traveled west in a crane last year!?"

"Yes, thank you for the king's concern for his own family affairs."

Yan Ying was extremely moved, although she didn't know why King Qi Xuan suddenly said this.

"Yan Ying, how about someone give you Zhong Lichun? Be your prime minister's wife, and the country of such a Great Qi country will also be strong! ”

King Qi Xuan suddenly said this to Yan Ying.

"The king must not! The old minister is almost seventy years old this year, as you said...... I'm afraid that the old minister won't be able to hold on overnight, the king, you are still young, you have said that you will sacrifice you alone, and thousands of families will be happy! ”

Yan Ying knelt directly on the ground when she heard this, she didn't scare herself to death, she saw Zhong Lichun's side face in the hexagram just now, and even so, Yan Ying's frightened heart "poof, poof" jumped for a long time~! After King Qi Xuan said this, Yan Ying was almost scared.

"Yan Ying...... I can't believe you're such a person! ”

King Qi Xuan cried and reprimanded Yan Ying.

"The king should rest early, take the mother of the country back to the palace early tomorrow, the world will be settled, the people will live in peace, long live the king!"

After Yan Ying finished speaking, he retreated, leaving King Qi Xuan alone in tears.

"What's this called...... It's all to blame for the widow's greed, eat more steamed buns in the morning, if you don't eat steamed buns, you won't go out of the palace for digestion and food, if you don't go out of the palace, I won't meet a fortune teller, if you don't meet a fortune teller, I won't meet Zhong Lichun, and I won't be so miserable if I don't meet Zhong Lichun! ”

"Come on, tell the imperial dining room, don't make steamed buns in the future, otherwise you will be cut and punished by the nine clans!"

King Qi Xuan suddenly issued such a will.

Li Zhi watched the two monarchs and ministers bickering like watching a play next to him, and even picked up melon seeds by himself, sat in the void and ate melon seeds, while watching the play, especially at the end of King Qi Xuan's words, Li Zhixiao's snot was about to come out!

It turns out that King Qi Xuan caused a series of things because he ate one more steamed bun, haha! King Qi Xuan was babbling about steamed buns like Xianglin's sister-in-law...... Li Zhi suddenly thought of a sentence "a bloody case caused by steamed buns"

King Qi Xuan was chattering endlessly, Li Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, and decided to go back to Zhong Lichun to see what Zhong Lichun was doing, although he was a little afraid of Zhong Lichun's appearance, but he had to go for the sake of the task.

According to the route in his memory, Li Zhi flew back to the woods, just flew to the edge of the woods, and suddenly saw a person, crawling on the ground, all the way behind him were traces after crawling, Li Zhi took a closer look, it turned out to be Mencius, Mencius was still crawling on the ground at this time, there was no way, his legs were still soft now, and he could only drag his body forward with his arms......

Li Zhi looked at Mencius, who was become a Confucian saint by later generations, in fact, Li Zhi hated modern Confucianism, Confucianism is simply Wang Ba's thought, motionless, that is Wang Ba! It's okay to be harmonious, but if everyone else hits you in the face, do you still have to smile at you? In addition to the bloody nature in the bones of the Chinese people, the word bloody is actually the Han Dynasty that Li Zhi admires the most, and such a man is the real bloody character. In the future, if you interview the people of the Han Dynasty, you must make good friends!

Li Zhi looked at Mencius, who was still crawling, and decided to help him, walked to Mencius, and reached out to help Mencius, but Li Zhi ignored one thing, that is, he was still invisible, and suddenly helped Mencius like this, Mencius found that he was helped up by something, but there was nothing in front of him, this terrible Mencius was frightened!

"Hiccup......

Staring at the front with his eyes, a strange sound came out of his throat, it was a ghost in broad daylight, when he thought of a ghost, he immediately thought of Zhong Lichun just now...... Suddenly his pants were soaked......

Li Zhi smelled a foul smell, and followed the smell to see that Mencius actually urinated! Choking Li Zhi disgustingly! Angry, he threw Mencius directly to the ground!

"Hell!"

Mencius fainted directly after shouting......

Li Zhi looked at Mencius who had fainted, and patted his head to think of the reason!

He said apologetically to Mencius: "Brother Mencius, I'm sorry, I inadvertently tricked you once......"

But if you want to help Mencius again, Li Zhi can't do it a little, after all, the taste is too big!

Li Zhi found that Mencius was more than urinating...... It seems to stink!!