Chapter 247: Monkey Blind Date
It is said that the monkey finally seized the opportunity to approach the Qiu family's compound during the conversation with Mei Lan. They said, "Sister Mei, you will take us on a blind date today." ”
Mei Lan said, "That's a good idea, Miss Zhuqing is much better looking than my niece." ”
Zhu Qing said: "I can't do this. ”
The monkey opened his bag, took out the disguised items, and changed them into a light blue coat. A slender and tall girl stood in front of Mei Lan, her face was tender and she could pinch out the water, and said shyly: "Auntie, can you go on a blind date like this?" ”
Mei Lan's mouth opened wide and forgot to close: "God! If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed you were a man. Okay, that's great. ”
As he spoke, Meng Erhuai had already made the dinner. It is nothing more than peasant rice, gnocchi soup, stick noodles sticky cakes, and scrambled egg skin with leeks. For the monkeys and bamboo greens, this is already a delicacy.
Let's eat, the sun is already past noon. The monkey said, "I want my sister-in-law to accompany me on a blind date." ”
Zhu Qing changed her outfit and became a young rural woman with dark and rough skin. The monkey said, "Sister-in-law, you have to pay attention to me." ”
Zhu Qing said: "Sister, from the root, you have to look at others." ”
The monkey said, "I heard that his family is very rich, right?" ”
Zhuqing said: "Are you willing to be rich?" ”
The monkey said, "I'm eighteen years old, and I don't have anyone yet, so don't you just want to find a rich family?" ”
Mei Lan laughed: "Okay, okay, just like this, Qiu Jingxin's little perverted ghost is gone." ”
The monkey said, "Da Yan, go quickly." ”
Mei Lan said, "Okay, let's go." Out of the yard, Mei Lan said: "Boss, I took flowers and her sister-in-law on a blind date." You watch at home, don't let wild cats and dogs come. ”
Qiu Erhuai said: "Yes, yes." He watched the monkey twist and pinch and walk away, and couldn't help but be a little dazed.
The monkey and Zhuqing couldn't help but laugh "poof". Mei Lan scolded with a smile: "Look at your greedy appearance! ”
Qiu Erhuai grinned: "I'm wondering, is this true or fake." ”
Along the way, the monkey and Zhuqing explained how Mei Lan went, how to do it, don't panic in case of trouble, etc. Erli Road, let's talk about it.
Mei Lan walked in front of Zhuqing and hugged the monkey, and fell behind as she walked. Mei Lan turned around and said, "Let's go!" What are you afraid of? ”
Zhu Qing pulled the monkey, and the monkey staggered, and he didn't dare to look too big.
If someone knew Mei Lan, he greeted: "Isn't this Erhuai's family?" Why is this here? ”
Mei Lan said: "I'm not an eventful person, but I can't stand Uncle Qiu's often saying that my niece's flowers happened to come today, so I will take them to see it, and it's not my business to succeed or not." ”
"Yo, what a handsome girl, how old is she?"
"Don't hide it, don't cover it, it's eighteen."
"The boss is not small, and the baby should have run all over the ground a long time ago."
While walking and talking, he arrived at the gate of Qiu's house. Mei Lan's voice lit up: "Is Uncle Qiu at home?" Hey, what are you doing with the door closed in broad daylight? ”
At this stop, the monkey and Zhu Qing had already scanned the appearance and layout of the Qiu family's compound, the surrounding neighbors, and the terrain and landforms, and kept them firmly in mind.
Seeing that there was no movement in the compound, Mei Lan tapped on the door again and shouted, "Is Uncle Qiu at home?" ”
After a pause, someone in the courtyard answered, "Come on, come on," the gate opened, and then closed again, and as soon as the door opened and closed, the monkey and Zhuqing had already observed the situation in the yard.
The person who opened the door was an old man in his fifties, it was Qiu Huaixian: "Who did I say?" Isn't this his eldest sister Meilan? ”
Mei Lan said: "You have urged me several times, today Hua Hua and his sister-in-law Qingqing are here, I said let's just go to my cousin's house for a meeting." Then he whispered to Qiu Huaixian: "Uncle Cousin, in fact, they are here to see your home." ”
Qiu Huaixian smiled: "Sister, let you bother, let you bother." ”
Mei Lan said: "Flowers, come and call the master!" ”
The monkey was so frightened that he hid behind Zhuqing. Zhu Qing said: "I'm sorry, my sister-in-law is timid. ”
Mei Lan pulled the monkey over: "What are you afraid of, call me master!" ”
The monkey lowered his head and called softly, "Master! ”
Qiu Huaixian agreed with a "hey" and grinned: "What a good girl!" ”
Mei Lan said, "What about my cousin? ”
Qiu Huaixian said: "I went to the lake just now to take care of the crops, will I rest?" ”
Mei Lan thought to herself, the old man smeared gold on his son's face, and he would go down to the lake to take care of the crops? Ghost Letter!
Mei Lan said, "Tell my cousin to come out?" Now the way of the world can't just be said by the matchmaker. Now Xing is on a blind date, don't you understand? ”
Qiu Huaixian said: "Understand, am I the person of the old brain scripture? You wait, I'll call him. ”
The door opened and closed again. After a while, the gate was pushed wide open, and the situation in the courtyard was unobstructed.
At the opening of the door, a young man in his twenties ran out, and his appearance was very good-looking, but his eyes were full of evil light. A pair of colored eyes stared at the monkey and never let go. The monkey hid behind Zhuqing.
Mei Lan said, "Cousin, why did you forget to call the eldest sister?" ”
The little pervert turned his face and called "big sister", turned his face again, looked at the monkey and smiled: "My name is Jingxin, you are a flower, right?" ”
A cold look appeared on Zhu Qing's face, and he said to Mei Lan, "Da Yan, let's go back." A pull monkey: "Auntie, let's go!" ”
Meditation said, "Don't! Isn't this just here?
Mei Lan whispered to Qiu Huaixian: "Uncle Cousin, I didn't say you, big families shouldn't be rude!" Don't say whether this family thing is successful or not, no matter how you can't let people stand outside, you won't even be allowed to enter the door, right? Looks like I'm worrying about it for nothing. ”
Qiu Huaixian said: "His sister, how can I not know this etiquette? It's just that I can't be my home or master this yard. ”
Mei Lan said: "My cousin hasn't married yet, so you gave him your home?" Then I said to my cousin. ”
"No, no," Qiu Huaixian suddenly whispered: "There are more than 30 Japanese living in my house, and no one can enter this courtyard. ”
Merlin said, "Knowing this, we won't come." ”
Qiu Huaixian said: "Sister, you have a few kind words to explain my difficulties, and I really don't mean to be slow. This girl is good-looking. My family is willing. ”
As he was talking, suddenly the door opened, and a beautiful girl looked straight at the monkey and Zhuqing, and the monkey and Zhuqing's hearts tightened, this woman was Yoshiko Kawashima!
Yoshiko Kawashima smiled on her face: "This is a blind date?" I'll see, yo, what a pretty chick. So saying, he stretched out his right hand and grabbed the monkey's shoulder. The monkey hurriedly hid behind Qiu Jingxin, and accidentally, his steps were disordered, he stepped on his own foot and fell.
Qiu Jingxin shouted: "What are you doing? ”
The monkey crawled several times before it got up, and then hid behind Zhuqing. Mei Lan said, "What are you doing? ”
Mei Lan hurriedly protected the monkey: "Don't be afraid, girl! While saying to Qiu Huaixian: "Uncle cousin, who is she?" ”
Qiu Huaixian said to Yoshiko Kawashima: "Eldest sister, haven't I asked for advice on this blind date for my son?" ”
Yoshiko Kawashima said, "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to see if this girl is beautiful." ”
Hearing movement here, the neighbors on the left and right looked at it from a distance. At this time, a cough came from inside the courtyard gate. Yoshiko Kawashima said, "You go on. He turned and entered the gate.
Mei Lan said, "Let's go." Treat your guests like that? I really have nothing to do, what's the matter with me that your family beats eight times single? We are looking ugly for ourselves, how to say it, Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror. Hum! ”
Mei Lan scolded and scolded all the way, and those words were all said to the villagers. When they left the village, the three of them ran wildly.
Suddenly, someone shouted from behind: "Stop! ”