Yan Ming smiled and said, "Thanks to the emperor's high opinion." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Yan Ming was under the rule of the Han Dynasty, and he was really a soft bone. However, with the Huns, the bones do not seem to be so soft. If you want to play with them, there are many ways. ”

Liu Che is so smart, after hearing Yan Ming's words, he immediately understood what Yan Ming meant when he said that he wanted to make peace with his relatives. said: "In the palace, the princesses of the former emperor are already married. But there's another one, forget it, don't talk about it. Or just find a palace maid and say that she is the princess of the first emperor, give a title, and give it to the Huns? As soon as his mother said that she would give the women of the Han Dynasty to the Huns, I became angry. ”

Liu Che said, and couldn't help but slap the table.

Yan Ming was also uncomfortable in his heart. The dignified man has to rely on women's nepotism to maintain peace. Such a peace is humiliating.

Both of them fell silent.

Yan Ming was confident, he pretended to be calm, he wanted to calm down Liu Che, who was a little angry.

"Your Majesty, it's not time yet!" Yan Ming said in a low voice.

Liu Che was slightly stunned, then laughed instantly, and said, "You seem to be a worm in my stomach, as if you understand everything." ”

Yan Ming said: "Your Majesty is the true dragon son of heaven, that is the stars in the sky descending to earth, how can there be worms in the stomach?" The minister is just wholeheartedly sharing the worries of His Majesty. ”

"Don't talk to me about this useless! I've been to your Hongyan Hall too. Also asked your students privately. What physical chemistry they learn is what kind of scientific knowledge. A few other children told me that you had already told them that there were no ghosts or gods in this world, was your argument true or false? Is there a basis? Liu Che asked seriously.

He believed in ghosts and gods all his life and pursued immortality. On whether there are gods and ghosts, I am still very serious.

Yan Ming pondered for a moment, and then said word by word: "Your Majesty, the matter of ghosts and gods, the ministers cannot prove their existence in the scope of what they have learned. Therefore, the minister believes that there may not be ghosts and gods. ”

Liu Che was slightly stunned and said, "I heard that above the East China Sea, someone has seen Penglai Immortal Mountain suspended in the sky. Why is that? ”

Yan Ming blinked, and immediately thought of the mirage. The ancients did not understand the refraction of light, and thought that a mirage was a miracle of immortals.

"Your Majesty, if you have the opportunity, you can go to Hongyan Hall, and the minister will give you an experiment, and you will know the origin of this so-called fairy mountain." Yan Ming arched his hand and said.

Liu Che was stunned for a moment, nodded, and said, "Since you said that you can do any experiments, I believe you." I also heard that in the far north, there are often immortals who descend seven-colored rays of light to attract mortals to ascend to immortals. Can you explain this? ”

Yan Ming was slightly stunned, and after thinking for a long time, a spiritual light appeared in his mind. In the far north, that is the North Pole, there are often aurora lights in the sky, which is also a natural phenomenon. As for what the reason is, Yan Ming can't say clearly.

"Your Majesty, this colorful light, the minister has heard of it called the aurora. It's just an ordinary light in this world, and there is no divine power. This extreme northern land is also extremely bitter cold, and ordinary people cannot reach it at all. It's a miracle that you're lucky enough to come back! Although Yan Ming has never been to the North Pole, he has watched a lot of documentaries about it and knows how sinister it is in the ice and snow.

Liu Che looked at Yan Ming for a long time before he said, "You seem to know everything. Can you tell me how amazing things are in this world? ”

Yan Ming blinked, thinking of the earth being round, the Big Bang theory, and Hawking's "A Brief History of Time". But he really couldn't say it.

It's not a good thing to talk too much to Liu Xiaozhu now.

Thinking of this, he arched his hand and said, "Your Majesty, what the minister knows is that there are no immortals in this world. As long as it is a human being, there will be birth, old age, sickness and death. There is a way to live long, and there is a way to live forever, and I don't know if there will be one. ”

"Longevity! Phoenix! Liu Che's eyes lit up again, and he asked, "Since there is a way to live a long life, can you talk about it?" ”

Yan Ming thought for a while and said: "To live a long life, you need to have a good mentality, and you must first have a strong heart. People who are strong in their hearts will naturally live a much longer life if they are not haunted by external objects. ”

"Is it the mind, I have this!" Liu Che said happily.

"There is also a regular life, and all food and daily life must have a fixed time. Then it's more exercise, boxing, and running. It's all excellent for the body. Yan Ming said.

"I can do what you say. It seems that there is no problem with longevity. Liu Che was even happier when he heard this.

"Your Majesty, Rong Chen has built the Hongyan Hall. Let's look for it slowly. How about seeking longevity first and seeking longevity? Yan Ming said with a smile.

"Your Hongyan Hall, is it so useful? This is a very good thing, so tomorrow I will reward you with another 50 million dollars from the treasury. Liu Che said excitedly.

Yan Ming hugged his fists and thanked him.

"You're looking at the topic a little far. You didn't help me with my worries, so you took 50 million dollars out of my pocket first. Tell me about the Huns, or fight with them! Liu Che clenched his fists, and he hated the mention of the Huns.

The Huns in the north wanted to sleep on a bad bear next to the big Han. Every winter, they lie dormant, as if in hibernation. When the spring flowers are warm and the autumn water is abundant, they will come out to loot the border passes of the Han Dynasty.

This kind of guerrilla warfare gave Liu Xiaozhu a headache.

"It's not time to go to war now. First, His Majesty also has to ask about politics. The old queen mother agreed or not. Second, if we want to fight the Huns, our troops can't do it. It is necessary to build strong cavalry is. The third is the question of money. Emperor Xiaowen and Emperor Xiaojing have worked hard to accumulate two generations of family funds, and we can't easily empty it. Sooner or later, you have to fight, but you need to prepare first. Yan Ming analyzed.

Liu Che knew that Yan Ming was right.

Now the Empress Dowager Dou of the East Palace is extremely hegemonic. Although he ascended the throne, he did not fully grasp the imperial power. At the border pass, the infantry of the Han Dynasty could not catch up with the Hun cavalry who were like the wind, which was indeed a problem.

As for money, he really didn't think about it. I only feel that Emperor Zu and Emperor Father have left him a rich country that can be squandered. I've never thought about what to do if I'm empty.

Yan Ming threw out the economic and people's livelihood issues as soon as possible, which can be regarded as paving the way for Liu Che, and he embarked on the road of reckless military force.

"If you can't fight now, then you can only have a kiss. Han Anguo, the lord and the old man, have been to the East Palace several times. It is estimated that the old grandmother also agrees with the matter of kissing. Liu Che sighed.

"This time, Your Majesty just told the old lady that you will handle it yourself. Then let's give the Huns a fly and disgust them. Yan Ming smiled.

Hearing that it could disgust the Huns, Liu Che immediately came to his senses and asked Yan Ming what to do.

Yan Ming said: "This matter is a bit dirty, the emperor wants to exempt me from the crime of disrespect first, and the minister dares to say it." ”

Liu Che smiled and said: "Do you dare to sell Guan Zi to me again, believe it or not?" ”

The two of them laughed, and Yan Ming said: "Chen's idea is a bit ransical, but it's very enjoyable to think about." ”

"If you don't say anything more, I will punish you immediately." Liu Che was itchy when he heard it, although he was the emperor, after all, he was a young man, and his heart was still a little jumpy.

"Your Majesty, you just have to promise the Huns and your relatives. Then let Han Yan go to the green building in Chang'an City to find a red girl with a good figure, not thousands of customers, but also hundreds of red girls. Dress up, falsely claim to be a princess, and give it to the Hun Shan Yu. Such a girl with a good job will not squeeze the Huns' Shan Yu dry. Yan Ming said his fancy intestines.

Liu Che sneered, and then forcibly said with a straight face: "Good work, haha, you can tell it, what does it mean to have a good job?" Hey. ”

Yan Ming laughed twice after Hehe.

"But you let a Qinglou woman pretend to be the princess of my Han family, isn't it a bit of a slander to the royal dignity?" Liu Che said seriously.

Yan Ming was stunned for a moment, he really didn't think about the royal dignity, so he had to clench his fists and say, "It's indeed Chen Meng Lang." But think about it, pit the Huns Shan Yu. I'm excited to let his children and grandchildren all be born bitches! ”

Liu Che heard this, rubbed his temples, and finally smiled: "Although this matter is disgraceful to my big man. It's a lot of fun. Just fuck it once. ”

(Dizzy, it was a busy day yesterday and I always thought I was updated.) It turned out that I forgot to update! Crying. ）