Zhang Yuanwai said indignantly: "Tomorrow! Be sure to make this villain suffer a little! ”

Mr. Yuan: "Don't worry, the Dharma Protector can rest assured, he has drunk my Soul Devouring Immortal Dew, and he is already like a puppet in my hand, how to rectify it will be up to the Dharma Protector sooner or later." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info now it is better to focus on the major affairs of the sect leader and punish this villain, and not rush for a while. ”

Zhang Yuanwai nodded: "What Mr. said is extremely true, and it is still important to focus on the sect leader's affairs." Hmph, wait for the autumn to settle the score. ”

Mr. Yuan said on the side: "What the Dharma Protector said is extremely true. ”

I added in my heart: I hope you can live to that day.

Dong Shan carried the golden bowl in his arms, swaggered into the cross street from the east gate, and when he passed by the Caijia Tofu Factory, he saw that the door was already on the door.

Dong Shan thought: I was just teased by that monk and lost face, and now I have a god as a backer, and I must get this face back!

He walked up the steps and raised his foot to kick the door.

But as soon as the foot was raised, but it was put down again, Dong Shan thought: Master said that this monk is the reincarnation of a ghost and god boy, and he is good at demon law, what if he gets a ghost again?

Dong Shan said to the door panel: "Hmph, let you go for the time being today!" We'll see! ”

At this moment, the neighbors passing by saw him standing in front of the Caijia Tofu Factory, thinking that there was another bustle to see, so they poked their heads out and looked.

Dong Shan saw that there were onlookers, so he took his mind back and said to himself: What are you afraid of! You have the fairy dew to protect the body, and you have the blessing of the gods, I'm afraid of him as a bird!

"That's right! I'm afraid of him! Dong Shan exhaled and finally made up his mind.

He raised his foot violently, used all his strength, and kicked the door panel fiercely, just when he was about to enjoy the pleasure of kicking the door with his foot, but the door panel that was destined to be kicked or kicked off suddenly disappeared.

Only the black hole was left in the gap, like a ghost with a wide open mouth, ready to swallow the thigh that some fool had volunteered to contribute.

This change came too suddenly, Dong Shan was too late to retract his legs, and his body leaned forward under the traction of his thighs.

Originally, as long as he was on his left heel, he could maintain the balance of his body, but he didn't want to, and the toe of his left foot kicked right on the steps. Leaning forward, his hind feet slipped, and his legs clicked, splitting from the herringbone into a zigzag, and then slammed onto the steps.

This time, he almost killed Dong Shan. In addition to the pain of torn muscles coming from the two legs that were forcibly abandoned, the feeling of the root of the life hitting the threshold was even worse.

He only felt as if he had been hit with a hammer in the crotch of his pants, and the pain of shattering pierced his heart and rushed to the door, closing the breathing function of his mouth and nose before pouring into his brain, as if countless steel knives were twisting in his head.

In an instant, the pain in Dong Shan's crotch was replaced by numbness, he suffered cardiac arrest, his breathing stopped, and there was no consciousness in his head except for pain.

Dong Shan's facial features were distorted in pain, and he finally started breathing again after a heart-rending scream.

He almost instinctively made a series of pain-relieving movements: covering his crotch with his hands, clamping his legs inward, and tucking his belly and buttocks, like an old hen laying eggs.

However, the series of agitation actions he made to relieve the pain in the lower half of his body left his head in a difficult situation. His body leaned forward, and his head hit the door panel with his body.

After another scream, Dong Shan's body once again reacted almost instinctively to dodge backwards.

The back was also a door panel, but he dodged it, leaned into the air, and rolled down the steps on his back.

This is the second time he has fallen down this step, and on the same day, in terms of the degree of embarrassment, it is really worse than a fall.

On the street in front of the tofu shop, Dong Shan covered his head with one hand and his crotch with the other, curled up, jumped and struggled on the ground like a prawn that had just been fished up from the river.

"Hahaha"

A string of silver bell-like laughter came from the store, and the laughter was so beautiful, relieving, and unscrupulous.

"Yo~ Isn't this Dong Dayuan, this is playing performance art? Tut-tut, this look is very chic! ”

"Huh~ The contemplative lying on the ground, tsk, this is more like it if you take off your clothes."

On the steps, he leaned on the door panel endlessly and angrily, holding a handful of melon seeds in his hand, knocking one from time to time, and then spitting out the melon seed skin near Dong Shan.

Behind the endlessly, Sakura Xue was squatting on the ground holding her stomach and soaking her breath, obviously, she was almost out of strength to laugh.

Ying Xue looked at Dong Shan's distorted expression and miserable scream, which was happier than stabbing him twice with her own hands, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said in her heart: You deserve it! Shameless wolf heart and dog lungs! It hurts you! Oops~ I'm laughing to death...

Then, she raised her head and looked at the endless leaning at the door, and then looked at Dong Shan on the ground, and thought: This villain is really unlucky, who is not good to provoke, I want to provoke the monk! This monk is also dirty enough, too vicious, this time Dong Shan has to cut off his children and grandchildren. Dong Shan, Dong Shan, you can come early or late, why did you appear at this hour? It seems that God has eyes.

Sakura Xue looked at it endlessly, and thought: Fortunately, the matter just now is solved, otherwise, it should be me who is unlucky...

Sakurayuki recalls...

After Dong Shan fled in the wilderness, he comforted the Caijia girl and said to her: "Sister Caijia, when the second brother Dong returns to the underworld, let me bring you a word, he said, you and I are husband and wife, it is fate, now that yin and yang are separated, it is fate, he has the blessing of the Bodhisattva in the underworld, and he has not suffered any sin, I just ask you to live well in the yang, not for him, but also for the child in your womb." In other days, if you can meet someone who knows cold and hot, you will marry, so that he can be regarded as blind. ”

When the vegetable girl heard this, she cried even more, saying that she would not marry and would be widowed for him for the rest of her life.

He kept persuading and explaining: "Sister Caijia, why is this so difficult? If you have true feelings, why stick to this form of widowhood? If you and the child can have a good home, Second Brother Dong will be relieved if he knows about it. ”

The vegetable girl just shook her head.

She wanted to say something, but Ying Xue got angry and stopped her and said, "Monk, what do you do to persuade people to remarry!" Don't you know that a good woman doesn't marry a second husband? ”

He sighed endlessly: "Is widowhood loyalty?" In the end, I suffer myself and my children, why bother? Why bother? ”

After saying this, he stopped persuading, in the feudal era, the idea of a chaste martyr was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. For a person from modern times, the dogmatism of loyal martyrs is not necessarily a bad thing, but it is completely unacceptable for him to use the shackles of morality to make women lose their freedom of love.

However, being reincarnated in such a dynasty, he is powerless to change the status quo, and at the same time, he doesn't want to change it, because in his opinion, a modern person reincarnated into the Yuan Dynasty is already a huge bug in this time system, and if it is because of his own small actions to form a butterfly effect, thus changing the direction of the entire history, it is simply an extremely terrible thing.