919 A serious one
"Brother Hei, when will you take me to rob? When will you take me to kidnap? When will you take me to the waves? ”
Baby Dragon's eyes lit up, he missed it very, very much when he was happy with this sworn brother.
"With the Führer with you, are you afraid that you won't be able to get high?" Augustus smiled and said: "I am playing small games, but the Führer kidnapped the elite special forces of the 28 countries. ”
"That's different, he's my eldest brother-in-law, and you're my eldest brother, it's different." The dragon baby blinked and asked in a low voice, "Brother Hei, do you have a grudge against my eldest brother-in-law?" ”
Augustus shook his head, he and Xiao Zhan had no enmity at all, not only did they have no enmity, but they still sympathized with each other, they just wanted to decide between darkness and light.
It's a pity that it doesn't seem to be able to fight like this now, there is a bond between them, and this time Augustus came just to cooperate with Xiao Zhan.
He needs a moderator, and that moderator is the dragon baby.
"Then you cooperate with my eldest brother-in-law, if you cooperate, you are really invincible in the world. When you are invincible, I will be able to shine my hands. The dragon baby said excitedly: "My eldest brother-in-law is the head of state, and my eldest brother is the Dark Emperor...... Who dares to mess with me? I don't want to live anymore! At that point, I can go around pretending not to be beaten! ”
For the future life, the dragon baby is full of longing, pretending not to be beaten, this is his greatest goal.
"I can't work with him." Augustus said.
"Oh, you'll just cooperate." Baby Long said with an expectant face: "Strong cooperation can make the cake bigger, and you are the best partner." ”
"No way, if I cooperate with him, then what will the people below me think of me?" Augustus shook his head and said: "This is a question of whether to bow my head or not, if I choose to cooperate, in the eyes of many people it is equivalent to me bowing my head to the Führer." When they think that I bow to the Führer, then my position will be shaken. ”
The dark side of this world is Augustus, and the bright side is Xiao Zhan, and they represent both sides.
But there is one point, Augustus has really stood firm, and Xiao Zhan needs to establish the fifth force before he can stand firm.
"Those people are too short-sighted, and you will do better if you work together. When the time comes, how simple it is to ventilate and report the news, if you are wanted, run to my eldest brother-in-law to hide here for a while; If my eldest brother-in-law is yin, he will run to you and hide for a while, and ......"
The dragon baby tilted his head and thought about it, but he couldn't think of anything more, anyway, in his opinion, cooperation is beneficial, and when he can't get along, he can take refuge in the other party's territory, how good.
It's like a lot of people run away after doing something, there has to be a place to go, right? There's got to be somewhere to take it, right?
In these days, running away is not blind.
"There is no way we can work together." Augustus said affirmatively, staring into the dragon baby's eyes.
"Hey, Brother Hei, you should give me a face?" The dragon baby looked helpless.
"Good!" Augustus spat out a word in pain.
This reaction made the dragon baby a little dizzy, and he refused to agree just now, but now he actually said yes? It's too face-saving, isn't it?
"I don't give other people's face, but I will give you face." Augustus laughed: "There is nothing trustworthy around me as a person, but I trust you." Since I trust you, this face must be given to you. Besides, you're my sworn brother Augustus, and I'm going to have you face! ”
"I'm God, Brother Hei, you're too righteous!" The dragon baby stretched out his thumb to Augustus and said excitedly: "It's just a righteous cloud, I'm happy to have a big brother like you, it's my glory to have a big brother like you, cheers!" ”
Happy, the baby dragon took the coffee and drank it all, he knew that the day when he could pretend to be forced was coming.
Some people are happy, some people are unhappy, and now Xiao A is extremely unhappy.
Why not be happy? Because he sold it for 100 euros.
"My best sperm actually only gave me 100 euros? And it's the lowest price! I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced! Xiao A gritted his teeth angrily, and struggled to swing his fist when he was held by Xiao Zhan: "Lao Tzu wants to smash this hospital, smash it!! ”
"Calm down, you have to be calm!" Xiao Zhan persuaded Xiao A: "Anyway, you can get 100 euros for donating sperm once, and no one will want it if I go." It's relatively good, but I admit that you have the best genes, can't you? ”
"Fuck off, I'm not convinced, I'm going to smash this hospital and kill all the bastards inside! 100 euros...... This is an insult to me!! ——”
Xiao Zhan took Xiao A into the hospital's human life bank, performed a sperm donation activity, and then exchanged it for 100 euros.
Little A is going crazy, he can't face this cruel truth, especially after knowing some people's prices, he is even more angry.
Some people are worth 2,000 dollars each, but he has at least 500 million pieces, and he gives a total of 100 euros.
Isn't that humiliation?
"They don't understand, they don't understand anything, can you be like people who don't understand anything?" Xiao Zhan persuaded bitterly: "How can you say that there are still a hundred euros, which is equivalent to thousands of yuan, if it is in China...... Not a dime. So don't fight here, you can get some money...... Okay, okay, I know that your life seed is the best, at least 10,000 dollars......"
It's so evil, Xiao Zhan took Xiao A to donate sperm, and then watched the other party collapse and go crazy, unable to accept the facts.
But it's okay, a hundred euros, it's too easy to earn.
"My life seeds will not be sold, each one is priceless!" Xiao A said angrily: "Don't use money to measure my best seeds...... No, I have to get my seeds back, and I won't allow them to use them indiscriminately. ”
"What do you want?" Xiao Zhan's eyes widened and he said loudly: "I've been eaten by that female doctor!" Do you think such a good seed will be used in people? You are wrong, you have been eaten! What more do you want when you're done eating? These guys usually eat good seeds, you know? ”
"Eaten? I actually ate it?! Xiao A's eyes turned red, and he yelled like crazy: "Dude is going to cut open her belly!! ”
It is not an ordinary grievance, not only did the seeds not benefit mankind, but were eaten as jelly...... What is this?
"Can you calm down?" Xiao Zhan strangled Xiao A's neck and said, "Do you think anyone's seed will be eaten?" These doctors are very smart, and they only eat the best seeds of life. In other words, as long as they are eaten, it must be the best! So, your seed of life is the best, and there is absolutely no problem. ”
"Really?" Xiao A looked puzzled.
"Nonsense, can our brother of so many years still lie to you?" Xiao Zhan said with a sincere face: "That's it, being eaten, you should feel proud, that proves that the seed of your life is indeed the best." ”
A serious nonsense, Xiao Zhan has completely mastered it.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao A broke free of Xiao Zhan's arm, shook his blonde hair and said, "It's okay to say no earlier?" I'll just say, my seed is definitely the best, it represents the most powerful gene in the world. ”
"That's right, that's it!" Xiao Zhan nodded vigorously.
"OK, please give me a hundred euros, I'll keep it as a souvenir."
"Yes, yes."
“……”
Xiao Zhan felt that he had become bad, but he enjoyed the process of becoming bad.
(End of chapter)