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Gao Feng looked at the attendance rate, and it was about two-thirds, and he was basically satisfied with it, but he was also smiling secretly, if you don't take advantage of the opportunity to give you free, then you just wait to see what is charged.

Gao Feng asked people to close the door and no one was allowed to enter, which is the basic principle of his theater management. Of course, the people in the building still have to open the door if they want to go out, but he is also very confident that no one will go out unless there is an emergency.

As the curtain slowly opened, a slender beauty slowly walked across the stage holding a wooden card, which read: The first scene, the sketch "Selling Abduction".

Seeing this, someone has already begun to whisper.

"Isn't it the drama "The Legend of the White Lady"? How did it become the sketch "Selling Abduction"? What is a sketch? ”

"Whatever, it's free anyway, if you don't look at it, you won't look at it, and if it's not good-looking, we'll leave."

"That's right, since it's to kill time, it's the same to see everything, so let's see it."

……

In the midst of everyone's discussions, a pair of rustic men and women dressed in rustic clothes came to the stage one after another.

"Hey, big fool! Big flicker! The woman shouted after her.

The man turned his head, squinted his eyes and said, "What are you shouting about, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?" ”

Seeing this, the audience wondered for a while, these two people are not only dressed like a local old man, but they also speak rusticly, which makes people feel funny at first glance, what kind of sketch is this? Also, what is "flickering"?

Everyone pondered, and the show continued.

At this time, the crooked hat squinted and said, "What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a big fool." I can fool the good and the evil, and I can fool the traitor, and the little couple is doing well, and I will fool him and separate. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs! ”

Seeing this, everyone immediately burst out laughing, not only did they understand the meaning of "flickering", but they also thought this sketch was quite funny.

Until Ye Wen drove a prop oxcart over, everyone laughed even more, isn't this Ye Yanei? How about this outfit?

Woman: "Ah, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!" Crutch, crutch! Crutch! ”

Ye Wen: "I said what are you commanding blindly?" You know where I'm going to go, you're going to let me kidnap you? ”

Man: "Shouting for sale." ”

Woman: "Oh! Sell. ”

Man: "What are you selling?" ”

Woman: "Abduction." ”

Man: "Connect." ”

Woman: "Abducted! Trafficked. ”

Ye Wen: "En? What's going on? Who's going to kidnap you? ”

Woman: "No, he was abducted." ”

Man: "You're going to be trafficked?" ”

Man: "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, she can sell it like this, you buy it!" ”

Ye Wen: "What the hell is going on with you?" ”

……

At this point, the audience burst into laughter, and there was no longer any previous suspicion and incomprehension, and everyone was brought into the plot.

It can be said that the laughter of people in the Song Dynasty is still very low, even if there are some new terms that are out of place in the sketch, no one thinks about whether it is appropriate or not, and the only thing they can do is laugh.

Not only did everyone laugh, but Feng Xiaomo, who was usually cold, also laughed out of place, although she participated in the writing of the script, she couldn't see how funny it was just from the words, but the effect of the performance was different, and the language and the contrived actions made people have to laugh.

She even secretly glanced at Gao Feng, and secretly said in her heart, this bad person, such a ridiculous thing can be thought of, I really don't know how many things he has in his head.

Gao Feng is naturally confident in this sketch, he can definitely make everyone laugh non-stop, it is Uncle Zhao's classic, even in later generations, it will burst into laughter, not to mention that in the face of the ancients with extremely low laughter, he will definitely be able to laugh until his face cramps.

Of course, in order to meet the needs of the times, Gao Feng still made some changes to this work. For example, the bicycle was changed to an ox cart, and Ye Wen's identity was changed from a chef to a housekeeper, and some of the outdated languages were also modified.

As for the actors, he can only pull out the general in a lame way and choose these three people. Ye Wen, as a supporting role, is remarkable, and there are not many problems; found a clever and eccentric girl as the heroine in Fengqi Building, and some makeup can make do with it.

The most difficult to choose is the role of "Big Flicker", during which Ye Wen and Ruan Xiang each recommended one to Gao Feng, and finally Gao Feng selected the artist named Zhao Xin recommended by Ruan Xiang, who has the same surname as Uncle Zhao, which is a kitsch through the ages. After letting Zhao Xin audition, Gao Feng felt very much, so he decided to focus on cultivating him, so he became the protagonist this time.

The sketch continued to perform, and when it came to "Walking Two Steps Without Illness", the audience had already laughed, some people even began to laugh with their stomachs covered, and some people laughed out of tears.

By the time the two "patients" discussed their condition with each other, someone had already laughed and screamed in pain.

This situation Gao Feng had thought about it in advance, and he knew that he couldn't let this person look at it anymore, otherwise there would be trouble, so he hurriedly asked the person to take the person to the small room next door to rest, and even asked the doctor who had been prepared a long time ago to diagnose it to avoid accidents.

Of course, his kindness was not rewarded, the man still wanted to see it, scolded and refused to leave, Gao Feng didn't care about that at all, and almost took the rough way of asking for a frame until the person was taken away. The man was already addicted, and after a short break, he returned to his seat and continued his hilarious behavior.

With the "big flicker" said: "Go, go back and find a bad leg and sell the ox cart to him." The sketch is finally over.

The audience who had laughed so much that they were still staggering, and they were immersed in that hilarious scene for a long time.

Looking at their images again, there are few normal characters anymore, some are still holding their stomachs, some have cramps on their faces, their mouths can't be closed for a long time, and even their faces are full of tears and snot, as if they have shown their life's happiness today.

"Anything else?" Individual recovery is too quick to ask. He said what everyone wanted, although everyone couldn't laugh, but still wanted to continue laughing, that kind of laughter can forget troubles, can not extricate themselves, and don't even know where they are, that is a real release, it unconsciously anesthetizes itself, this anesthesia makes people yearn.

Without a hurry for someone to answer, the curtain was opened again, and the beautiful lady walked across the stage again with a wooden sign, which read: The second scene, the drama "The Legend of the White Lady".

At this time, everyone realized that they came to see the drama "The Legend of the White Lady", this was the main meal, and it was just a snack before the meal. (To be continued.) )