Of course, it is naturally an exaggeration to compare the quiet Cheng dù in the house to the whispers that can be heard when the ants move, but there is nothing wrong with this analogy, the house is really quiet and there is no sound at all, and it seems that everyone is holding their breath and waiting for the "crazy man to say something crazy".

Xiantu first pulled up Mrs. Luo, who was sitting on the ground with a handful of snot and tears, and then turned to look at the surprised everyone, and said: "Don't be sad, I don't know what you found out about me, and I don't know why everyone treats me as an abnormal person, I just had an illness, but I've been healed, completely well, everyone can say any questions, why make me feel uncomfortable." ”

As soon as the words fell, a cold hand was coldly placed on Xiantu's forehead, and then it lasted for three or five seconds before putting the hand down, and was suddenly attacked by these cold hands, Xiantu shivered unconsciously, maybe because of watching too many horror movies, or he wouldn't be so daring.

"It's okay, I don't have a fever." A familiar voice came from behind him.

"This, this TM is the one who didn't open his eyes and touched my forehead without washing his hands", Xiantu thought blankly, but he didn't dare to turn around to see who this person was, but from the sound of familiarity, he was definitely an acquaintance, otherwise who would dare to break ground on the head of the lord.

"Knock on the emperor, long live my emperor, long live, long live." Everyone knelt down and kowtowed and shouted long live, and Xiantu was really taken aback.

"Let's all be even, no need to be polite." The man behind the first picture made a powerful voice. The shock of Xiantu's ears was buzzing.

Xiantu turned around slowly, looked at the amiable emperor in front of him, and couldn't help but stammered a little nervously: "Emperor...... Emperor...... Emperor...... You...... How do you ...... How did it come. ”

"I ...... I...... Think...... Want...... I want to come. The emperor stammered as he stammered. He laughed out loud, causing everyone in the room to laugh too.

After the emperor finished speaking, he walked straight to the table at the front of the hall, found a chair and sat down without saying a word, still with an amiable smile on his face.

Everyone got up and stood aside, only Xiantu turned his body to look at the emperor again, lowered his head and blushed embarrassedly: "Xiantu knocks on the emperor." Long live my emperor, long live, long live. ”

Fortunately, there was no stuttering this time, otherwise everyone might make fun of it again. Xiantu thought blankly.

"I said virtuous nephew, I thought that I hadn't seen you for a few days and become a little stammer, but I didn't expect that a bow just now did return to its usual appearance, and the change of virtuous nephew made me pinch a cold sweat." The emperor finished speaking. Then he wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead.

"How dare a minister become a stammerer without the emperor's permission. The emperor cared about Weichen meticulously, and Weichen felt five feelings, so he had to thank the emperor for his love, and Weichen could not repay it. First of all, he slapped Li Shimin's ass.

It seems that the sycophants are very good, as soon as Li Shimin heard this, he let out a 'hahaha' laugh again, and a stupid father-in-law next to him excitedly recorded the emperor's smile, for fear of missing every beautiful moment.

The emperor laughed. Everyone laughed in unison, wanting to talk about this sycophancy. None of the people present lost the first picture, and it can really be said that all of them are the top sycophants.

"Virtuous nephew, you are really good at talking, don't you stay the same if the widow doesn't allow you to become a little stammer?" As the emperor spoke, he couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.

Xiantu looked helplessly at the smiling Li Shimin in front of him, thinking to himself, is this little so funny? It's really an emperor who has never seen the world.

"Back to the emperor, as long as the emperor does not give orders, the first plan will remain the same, as the so-called king let the minister die, the minister has to die, this is the loyalty of the minister to the emperor." Taking advantage of Li Shimin's happiness, Xiantu hurriedly seized the time to pat a few more sycophants, thinking that Li Shimin would be happy for a while, and reward him with gold and silver, which would be enough for him to eat and drink carefree for half his life.

Hearing Xiantu's words, Li Shimin shouted: "Okay, good, with a loyal and commendable nephew like Xiantu, the widow can really sit back and relax,"

After Li Shimin finished speaking, the ministers kowtowed again, and shouted neatly Long live our emperor, long live, long live. Xiantu glanced at everyone with disdain, and muttered in a disdainful voice: "All of them are sycophants." ”

After muttering quietly, he shouted long live with everyone, and he couldn't tell that he was from the People's Republic of China in the 21st century.

"Flat, you don't have to be polite, when we come to Luofu, we will talk about the seniority, not the courtesy of the monarch and the minister." Li Shimin said, and gave his father-in-law a look, and his father-in-law stood at the door and waited for Li Shimin's orders.

"Your Majesty, why didn't I hear my father-in-law's report, how did you come in?" Xiantu asked puzzled.

"How do you get in? Of course, it was Zhengda who walked in. It's not that my father-in-law didn't report it, but you can't hear anything here. The emperor said to Xiantu in a complaining tone.

"So that's the case, I've always wondered how the emperor quietly appeared behind me, the feeling is that I didn't hear the emperor's arrival because it was too noisy here, and I hope the emperor will forgive me if there is any rudeness." Xiantu clasped his hands into fists and said politely.

"Virtuous nephews don't have to be polite, I came here just like coming to my own house, no one should be formal, let alone rude, that would be too foreign." Li Shimin said amiably.

"Your Majesty, Lao Cheng has something unknown, why did you think of Luofu today, you rarely left the palace in the past." Cheng Yanjin asked puzzled.

"Coincidentally, I was just walking in the imperial garden, and suddenly heard that Brother Qin sent someone to invite the imperial doctor to come to Luofu, and I asked the reason incomprehensibly, and I knew that Xiantu was in poor health, so I came to Luofu with the imperial doctor to visit Xiantu, and by the way, I saw how my younger siblings and nephews were doing." Li Shimin said with concern, which made everyone even more grateful.

But Xiantu didn't eat his set at all, thinking that Li Shimin's tactics were really good, Li Zhi was much inferior to his father, and if Li Shimin hadn't won over the hearts of the heroes of Wagang back then, it would not be his turn to do the throne, let alone have the title of 'Tian Khan' today.

Hearing Li Shimin say this, Mrs. Luo and Luo Tong hurriedly stepped forward and thanked him: "Thanks to the emperor's concern, the old body and Tong'er have been counted, so the emperor has bothered." (To be continued......)

PS: There is wood on Sanjiang, everyone has a ticket to smash the ticket, no ticket to smash the click, Wang calligraphy thank you here.