Li Chengqian covered his chest and vomited darkly, I don't know if Liu Xu said it was too disgusting, or if the punch was too heavy, Liu Xu turned to the side in disgust, threw a handkerchief over, and tried to stay away from him.

Li Chengqian's hands were trembling, and his feet were a little unstable, but the haze on his face was gone, he rinsed his mouth, laughed for a long time, and then picked up the wine and drank it again.

"I'm such a fucking fool, I would have untied the knot in my heart if I had come to you earlier. Come, you give me another idea, now the dream is woken up by you, but the group of bastards in the house, you have to clean it up, you can't kill it, this will only make people grab the handle, saying that I want to cover up, you have to give me a way, let me relax, otherwise, I come to you every day to drink, and then vomit all over the ground! ”

Such a scoundrel, Liu Xu is in no way, I don't know who to learn from, tidied up his clothes, and then said slowly.

"No one can help you with this method."

As soon as he said a word, Li Chengqian stopped doing it, and pounced directly, about to pinch Liu Xu's neck.

"Why can't you help, you can help Qingque, you can help Xiao Ke, why can't you help me! You and we are all blind, the subordinate officials of Qingque in the past, the sorcerers of Xiao Ke, who didn't instigate them to compete for the position of prince? There were so many old ministers in the former Sui Dynasty, and now they are all gone, Concubine Yang Niangniang, now she also has a smile, you are eccentric! ”

The taste of being cut in the throat with a knife was very uncomfortable, and after retching a few times, Liu Xu felt a little more comfortable, and returned it with a fist, as long as he didn't hit his face, it didn't matter, Li Chengqian rubbed his chest with a snort, and then went over and vomited.

"Fuck off, heartless guy! You are stupid, I help them, since you know, then what is the difference between me helping them and helping you? Among the princes of the Tang Dynasty, who can inherit that position, anyone with a discerning eye can see it clearly, now Qingque is addicted to academics, Xiao Ke is planning roads and bridges across the country all day long, who will compete with you for that position? So, if you can help, you can only go here, to put it mildly, as long as you have patience, stay up to the end of the year, and don't do anything that is unforgivable, you see who can move you? ”

"Orthodoxy in the world, what is orthodoxy, that is, the eldest son ascends the throne, Your Majesty has been a monarch for thousands of years, and he can break this rule, but will he allow his descendants to learn from him? Are you comfortable when Your Majesty bears this reputation? Bundle armor to attack each other, stop the corpse regardless of it, that's a big taboo, what's more, do you really think that Qingque and Xiao Ke don't have the ability to fight with you, people now value this love, you also value this love now, as long as this balance is not broken by your own bastard, no one in the world can do anything, they obey you, but it doesn't mean that they will obey others, you see which clown dares to jump out, without your shot, they can be pinched to death at will! ”

"So, everything depends on you, and the people of the world look at Your Majesty and look at you the same, not at me, Qingque, or Xiao Ke! Get out, what should be said today, what should not be said, I have said it, tomorrow if I am beheaded, or take away the title, I will go to your prince's mansion every day to eat and drink, bring a stick, and beat me all the way, I will see who dares to stop me! ”

Li Chengqian laughed, laughing like a fool, and then Liu Xu let the fool be rude, Nima's, there was no penicillin in ancient times, who knows if you Li Chengqian is messing around, this is very dangerous.

Li Chengqian left, Liu Xu found that there was one bottle of wine missing on the table, it was Yun Yan's cherished plum wine, he was not willing to drink it, and now when he saw the empty table, he wanted to scold with his throat, eavesdrop on other people's conversations, and steal other people's things to eat, this is shameless, hateful, I curse you that you still have nothing in your next life!

Li Taishen moved into the room with one shallow foot, and Li Ke was not much closer, but he could walk in a straight line, which was remarkable, and when he sat on the chair with a bang, Liu Xu heard the chair creaking.

"What do you see, stingy, entertaining guests, just put away the Nanmu chairs, this tea cup cuts your mouth!"

The most poisonous woman's heart, the mouth is poisonous, that is Li Tai, at a young age, he must have learned from his eldest grandson, and if he didn't learn a good one, this kind of person is underbeaten.

"Okay, don't look at it, this body is like this, I'm also strange, I didn't get fat when I ate before, but now, he gets fat when he drinks water, in the academy, I pay the most attention to physical training, but I can't do it. Okay, let's not talk about this, if you get fat, you will get fatter, and you're still worried that I won't be able to crush my own princess? ”

Liu Xu swore that he definitely didn't have this idea, it was too dirty, and sure enough, the scholars here were all beasts. Well, I have to except. Inhuman children, how can they be compared with this mortal man, huh? It seems to be the other way around!

"Big brother was told by you? I saw that he walked quite briskly. ”

After a pause, Li Tai shifted to the topic, Liu Xu sighed for a moment, and then nodded, Li Tai scoffed.

"Hey, you didn't show up, I, Li Qingque, am the smartest person in the world!"

These words are very scary, Liu Xu and Li Ke subconsciously stayed away from this person, if they talk like this, they will be thundered by the sky!

"Fuck off, Thunder is going to hack, the first one will kill you bastard! I'm a waste, now my mind is full of calculations, and then stuffed with all kinds of wheels, sticks, and now I see the folds on the fiefdom, I want to burn a fire, Ruixue Zhaofeng Year, this is a good thing, but those bastards, actually told me that they found auspicious, basket-sized gourds, who knows where they picked them from, in order to fool me, they also painted a layer of gold paint on it, and one said that it was a different kind of morning glory, but at this time I can't see it, hey, you say, should I kick them to death! ”

Liu Xu nodded.

"Well, you really should kick it to death, huh, wait, you said the golden gourd, what kind of golden gourd? Which gold? ”

Liu Xu pulled Li Tai's clothes, and Li Tai was a little stunned.

"It's golden, but it's deeper, not so bright, after cutting, the inside is empty, the inside is flat, I took advantage of them not paying attention, I ate one, it's okay, it's too little."

Liu Xu decisively rode on Li Tai and beat Li Tai, what is a pit father, this is a typical one, your father is easy, pray every day, let God give the people of the world a way to live, you are good, the real auspiciousness in your hands was eaten by you!

"What's it called, go, go to your palace, if the gourd is still there, I'll let you call it back, as long as you give it to me." And what other heterogeneous petunias, my God, which man of God went to the Americas? ”

Liu Xu didn't know, morning glory is in Datang, Liu Xu only remembered that he had seen the word morning glory in Qin Guan's words, as for Datang, it seems that he has never heard of it, and he has been curious, the origin of morning glory seems to be tropical America, how can that thing be passed over early, what kind of corn, potatoes, why can't it be passed on, now it seems to know, it was eaten by this group of people?