Chapter 537: It's all psychotic

With this roar, a figure rose into the sky, rolling up grass branches and sawdust in the sky, like cannonballs, and smashed down in the direction of Liu Piaoyun!

"I'll rub it, such a big lump, if this falls, you won't smash me into a meatloaf!"

Liu Piaoyun flashed over, and as soon as he left, he saw that the person's body landed on the spot very accurately.

It was originally a flat ground, but suddenly a huge pit appeared!

"Phew, this little thief, hiding quite quickly, hurting your Kui Ye's mouth!"

When the words fell, an unkempt head was revealed in the huge pit.

Immediately, an extremely burly man with a body like a hill was revealed!

This person smelled of wine all over his body, and he was holding a big gourd one person tall in his hand.

After saying this, his mouth was mixed with dust, and he directly burped, his eyes widened, and he pointed at Liu Piaoyun and shouted.

"Well, who are you to disturb your grandfather Kui's sleep and destroy my only residence, do you know what this place is?"

Liu Piaoyun smiled, with a flattering expression on his face, and said embarrassedly: "Uh... This one... Excuse me, are you the peak master, or the senior brother? I offended you just now, how offended, please forgive me!"

"Oh, so your name is down, and you say, what are you doing on my mountain?"

This sentence stunned Liu Piaoyun for a moment, stared at her, didn't come back to her senses, and secretly underestimated it in her heart.

"I'm rubbing, when did I say I was called down? This person has a brain problem, right?"

However, judging from this person's state, it really looks like a mental illness, and it is important to do the right thing first, so I had to reply: "I came to this Tianjian Peak to report, it seems that an old man surnamed Hua asked me to come!"

The big man patted his head, thought for a long time, and suddenly raised his head and said, "Where is there an old man surnamed Hua in this academy, I think you obviously want to steal flowers, right?"

didn't wait for Liu Piaoyun to explain, only heard him yell: "Third Senior Brother, come on, there is a thief here who wants to steal your flowers!"

"Damn, who is this? I haven't seen the peak master yet, but he has become a thief, it seems that this fool is really a big fool!"

Just when Liu Piaoyun was secretly slandering, I saw a man floating from the sky.

This person looks to be in his thirties, elegant and easy-going, and he knows that he is easy to get along with at first glance.

Dressed in a blue and white robe, the overall look does not look like a martial arts cultivator!

When the big man saw him, his face changed suddenly, as if he had changed people, and immediately said insidiously: "Third senior brother, look, I caught a thief, I suspect that your flowers were stolen by this kid!"

"Didn't the master say in the morning, is there going to be a disciple named Liu Piaoyun today, where are you going? Could it be him?"

"I ......"

As soon as Liu Piaoyun wanted to speak, he heard the big man say, "Third Senior Brother, I have confirmed,

His name is Xia, not Senior Brother Liu!"

Liu Piaoyun is helpless, his head is about to get bigger, this big fool, how can anyone call it!

However, there was still a sober one, the elegant man shook his head and said: "You, it's not me talking about you, I only know the wine gourd that holds you every day, and below, it's a self-title, and my head is stupid!"

"Third Senior Brother Mingjian, I am Liu Piaoyun, I have seen the third senior brother, I have seen ...... Ugh!"

"I'm the fourth, my name is Li Kui, you can call me anything, oops, what a misunderstanding just now, I mistook you for a thief, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

"Poof!!"

Liu Piaoyun smiled to himself: "Li Kui, this fool really knows how to give a name, and his appearance is somewhat similar, but he has a little less beard!"

Looking at it this way, this fool is not an unreasonable person!

"I've seen Senior Brother Kui, where is the master?"

"Woo... You talk, I haven't slept well in the past few days to catch thieves, I'll see you at night!"

The third senior brother yawned again and again, muttered a word, and flew back again!

Seeing that the third senior brother was gone, Li Kuicai said: "Master, that old man, I haven't seen him since I left in the morning, and I know that he is elusive in one day, and it is more difficult to see him than to ascend to the sky!"

The peak master didn't see it, and Liu Piaoyun didn't know what to do, so he asked, "Senior Brother Kui, can you introduce me to the matter of our Heavenly Sword Peak?"

"Haha... You're asking the right person!"

"Gollum!!"

Li Kui unplugged the wine gourd, took a big sip directly, and then said, "Let's talk about the senior sister first!"

"Senior sister?"

"Yes, it's the senior sister, her name is Li Lanxiang, she was the first to enter the sect, her temper is the same as that of the old man of the master, she is chattering, she is also elusive, and her strength is not to be said, it seems that I haven't seen her for more than a year!"

Liu Piaoyun couldn't help but smack her tongue, this senior sister's temper and style are really a bit like Gao Yunshuang!

"Goo-dong!!"

"Uh... Good wine!"

Li Kui took another sip of wine and continued: "Second Senior Brother is a cultivator, but he can sense him, but he can't see him, he locks himself in the house every day, and goes out once every six months, which is very regular!"

"He can really stand the loneliness!"

Liu Piaoyun couldn't help but sigh, nowadays, there are not many diligent martial cultivators like this!

"Knock knock!!"

"Senior Brother Kui, you drink less, you should get drunk in a while!"

Seeing his appearance of drinking, Liu Piaoyun immediately thought of Gao Yunlong, this state of drinking like his life, he really had a fight!

"I... Belch... I'm fine, let's continue... Go on, where are you?"

I wiped it, and he forgot about it after only saying two people, this fool!

"Second Senior Brother just finished speaking!"

"Ah, yes, it's time for the third senior brother, your third senior brother is called... Belch... Whoa!"

"What's it called?"

Liu Piaoyun saw him like this, his head was full of black lines, he was speechless for a while, in a word, he hiccuped several times!

"Jiao'e, called... Belch... It's called Jiao ......"

"I'm a mother, I'm almost blindfolded, what's the name? How good is it to just call it full burp, these two words let him say, it's really in a hurry!"

After listening to it for a long time, he realized that the third senior brother was called Jiao'e!

"He's even more of a god this day, and every night he has to take care of the flowers and herbs, uh... It's also strange to say, the third senior brother doesn't know how to make alchemy, can't mix tea, he just likes to grow these broken grasses, and there are a large number of vegetables, I heard that he was received, uh... I have been instructed by my master to cultivate my self-cultivation!"

"Still growing vegetables?"

"Yes, a lot, a lot, but none of us can cook, even if we cook a meal, everyone will vomit for half a month!"

Liu Piaoyun's eyes widened, and his face was full of disbelief.

"Can't cook and still farm? Can you vomit for half a month when you cook back? How unpalatable is that?"

"Knock knock!!"

"Wow, good... Good wine, junior brother, if you eat it once, I promise to vomit for a week more than us, I would rather eat soil than eat that dish again!"

"Who made it so bad?"

"Me!"

"You?"

At this time, Liu Piaoyun was even more speechless, she made it so unpalatable, and she dared to do it, this courage is too big!

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Wuyi Waste Materials" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~