"What about pine needle buns and roast chicken money?"

"We didn't eat these two things, what do we pay for?" The green monkey also made a strange appearance, and scolded Huang Laosi: "Thin yellow dog! I didn't eat your roast chicken buns, what money do you want? ”

Huang Laosi tilted his neck and thought for a long time, but he couldn't find the words to explain this matter clearly. He was annoyed and angry: "Wow, the hungry wild monkey, today I came to the door to practice the master!" Before the end of the word, he only heard a "snap", and Huang Laosi had a palm on his face, which made him spin in a grinding circle on the spot. As soon as he stood up, he was slapped on his face again, a big tooth had already been knocked out, and blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth. Huang Laosi howled like a pig: "Come out!" Block the door, don't let these two thieves go! ”

When the men behind heard this, some carried fire scissors, some waved burning sticks, and some rushed out with shovels and shouting, and there were more than 20 people. A few diners in the room saw that the limelight was wrong, and they were so frightened that they squeezed out without eating. For a while, there was a lot of shouting, banging, banging, and the world was turned upside down, and hundreds of people gathered outside the store to watch the excitement.

Seeing that the guests had all left, Yuliang sneered and lifted the green monkey and threw it out from a row of soup pots on the façade, "Monkey, you go out!" The green monkey is in a daze, already standing firmly outside the store. Seeing that Yuliang was weak, but he was just a delicate white-faced scholar, and he had such skills, they couldn't help but cheer and shout loudly: "Good martial arts!" As he shouted, he craned his neck to look inside.

Huang Laosi was so angry that he screamed "Ah", and when he was full of luck, his feet bounced up, and he hit Yuliang with his head. Yu Liang smiled slightly, tilted his body to the side, and grabbed the back of his waist with one hand to gently send Huang Laosi forward - only to hear the sound of "poof", Huang Laosi was planted head down and feet up into the water tank by the wall!

The fat shopkeeper standing on the side was angry and yelled: "Give it to me!" "Twenty or so shopkeepers pounced. Li Yuliang was not in a hurry, took out an iron fire stick from under the stove, pointed to the east to the west, and the guide to the north, and in an instant, a piece of the store collapsed. He didn't stop doing anything, he simply picked up the oil pot on the stove, splashed it on the shed, and took advantage of the fire, only to see the smoke billowing and steaming, and burning in the north wind.

Looking at the lively people, seeing that the disaster was big, they fled one after another, and Li Yuliang pulled the green monkey and took advantage of the chaos to leave. They sat down to rest on a hillside a few miles away. Seeing the smoke and dust rising from the direction of the restaurant, Li Yuliang smiled and said, "Happy! What I did today is really relieving. What about you? ”

The green monkey didn't respond, and knelt down in front of Li Yuliang with a pop: "Auntie, I can see that you are always a heroine." Don't be angry, take me as an apprentice. Li Yuliang frowned slightly, and then laughed cheerfully, "Ha, ha......, good boy, you are really clever, get up." "My aunt won't answer me, and I won't get up if I kneel here."

"Alas! Well, we're fated too. I originally wanted to kill the Zheng brothers for you, but the eldest Zheng was not at home, and the second child was in Gunzhou, so I had to take you to Gunzhou with Mr. Wu. Hey, you are not allowed to reveal my identity to Mr. Wu, otherwise, I will not only not teach you, but also beat you! ”

The green monkey happily lay on the ground and kowtowed four times: "Yes, the apprentice obeys." Master, it's getting dark. Let's go back and see Mr. Wu, we have a lot of work to do. Sir may be in a hurry. ”

Li Yu's conscience was suddenly shocked, it was broken, he only cared about being naughty today, and left Mr. alone in the inn. Huangfu Baozhu is waiting by Mr.'s side, what should I do if something happens? Thinking of this, she didn't have time to answer, so she pulled the green monkey and ran to the inn, but it was too late. Wu Ciyou is no longer here.

At the first moment of being kidnapped, Wu Ciyou was a little confused. The people who came were clearly dressed as tolerances, and they called out their names when they came out. He couldn't figure it out, the imperial court had already issued an edict to let the magistrates in various places take care of him, how could the tolerance of Anqing Mansion dare to be so bold and nominate the surname to arrest me?

However, Wu Ciyou soon realized that this group of people was not the tolerance in the yamen. Because, just as he was about to question and defend himself, a man with a full beard and a fierce look suddenly stepped forward, grabbed him by the neck, and stuffed a mass of rags into his mouth. Wu Ciyou was pushed and taken out of the Yingfeng Pavilion inn like this.

In a daze, Wu Ciyou suddenly felt that he was being taken to the wilderness. I heard someone say "arrived", and then I heard a deep and powerful voice ask, "Is Mr. Wu invited?" ”

"General Hui, please."

"Well, good! What happened to that little Taoist. ”

"When we went, Li Yunniang was not in the store."

"That's good! As long as this Li Yunniang doesn't come to make trouble. It's all right. ”

The man came to Wu Ciyou's side as he spoke, and suddenly pretended to be surprised and said, "Well, what's going on. I asked you to invite Mr. Wu, who called you so rude. Quick, untie sir! ”

All the strong men rushed forward, took off the blindfold for Wu Ciyou, took out the rags, and cut the rope with all hands and feet. Wu Ciyou moved his hands and feet, looked around, and saw that the moon was dim, the cold stars were shining, and he was standing on a big embankment. On the right is a river, and on the left is a dotted pond. There was a dead silence all around, and the night wind was cold to the bone marrow. He didn't know where he was taken, but he heard the cry of the owl in the distance, and he couldn't help but shiver in his heart.

In the darkness, I vaguely saw that a tall, sturdy man came near, gave a salute and said:

"Mr. Wu was frightened! The Ming people do not do dark things, and they are guarded in front of the king of Pingxi, and they are invited by the king's order. Because Mr. was afraid that he would not give in, he had to make this decision, and he still asked Mr. for forgiveness. For a few days, I lived in the same hotel with my husband, and I listened to his poems and lectures, and I admired him very much. Please rest assured, we will never embarrass him. But from here to Yunnan, the mountains are high and the water is long, and there is a lot of trouble along the way. "Anyway, it's another one.

Wu Ciyou remembered that this person was the middle-aged man who talked to Li Yuliang in the West Pavilion yesterday. It seems that they have been planning for a long time. Since he was trapped in the nest of thieves, it was probably not easy to get out, so he simply sat on the ground. Looking at the stars in the sky, he said angrily: "Thank you for your outspokenness." But Wu is a scholar, his fame is unsuccessful, and he wanders the rivers and lakes. Without the talent to govern the country and the power to bind the chicken, what is the use of King Pingxi, and why bother to bother so much?

But the emperor did not answer, and made a whistle in his mouth, and a boat sprang out of the reeds on the opposite bank like arrows.

Everyone couldn't help but say, and set up Wu Ciyou to come to the boat. Huangfu Baozhu whistled again, and the boat swayed and left the riverbank. Wu Ciyou's heart suddenly became empty. He resigned himself to his fate, half-lying in the front compartment of the black hole, his mind in turmoil. Kangxi, Su Malagu, Wei Dongting, Mingzhu, Suo Etu...... One by one, a smile flashed in front of his eyes, and he disappeared into the darkness one by one, but the little brother Li Yuliang seemed to be standing beside him all the time. Who is the "little Taoist priest Li Yunniang" that the bandits keep saying? Why are they so afraid of her? I don't know that female Taoist. The sound of bubbling water under the boat became more and more urgent, and Wu Ciyou couldn't help but feel irritated in his heart. He was just about to get up and was grabbed by someone. Only then did he know that someone was guarding him, so he smiled bitterly and sat back down.

Suddenly, there was a flash of light in front of him, and Huangfu Baozhu walked into the cabin with a lamp and candle: "Mr. Wu, is your anger dissipated at this time?" Well, it looks pretty good. ”

"Humph! Don't detour me, Wu Sangui sent you to tie me up. What's the idea!? ”

"Hey, sir, don't be angry. No matter how bad Wu Sangui is, he is always Han; Although there is no Jinluan Treasure Hall on Wuhua Mountain, it is not a bloody world! With a talent like yours, can't you even understand this reason? ”

"Hmph, Wu Sangui has something there, it's nothing, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Well said sir! However, you pretend to be an innocent gentleman, but you recognize Yidi as a monarch's father and a slave for the boots, I'm afraid this is not a gentleman's doing, right? What's more, Mr. Ling Zun Yaxun is also an old minister of the former Ming Dynasty? ”

General Xie advised. It has been more than 20 years since the Ming Dynasty died, and the emperor is impermanent, only the virtuous live in it, and the heavenly way is impermanent, and only the virtuous are supplemented. There are no two days in the sky, and there are no two lords for the people. Although my father was in the Ming Dynasty, he never descended to the Qing Dynasty; Since he is not a Ming minister, he can naturally enjoy the blessings of the Qing Dynasty, what's wrong with this?

Wu Ciyou talked eloquently, as if he was not in a cage at the moment, but lecturing and debating with others.

Huangfu Baozhu saw that Wu Ciyou was serious, and he also wanted to compete with him, thinking that if he could convince this old master, there would be less trouble on the road. Thinking of this, he said:

"The gentleman is very knowledgeable and admired at home. I may ask: 'Yidi's Youjun is not as good as Huaxia's Wuye, how should I say this?' "Who said that there is no monarch in China today? But Jun is just a person of Yidi, why is this difficult to understand? "Mr. Wu, please forgive me for being a reckless person and reading less poetry and books. May I ask if the person of Yidi can be the king of China, can there be an ancient precept for this truth? "Who's to say no? Mencius said: 'Shun, the people of Dongyi; King Wen, the people of Xiyi also'. These Yidi people have not only become the monarchs of China, but also the holy monarchs who have been praised since ancient times. Do you know? ”

Huangfu Baozhu couldn't answer anymore. He deeply admired the Mr. Wu in front of him, who was worthy of being a well-educated person and the emperor's master. He also knew that with his little knowledge, if he continued to debate, he would make a fool of himself, so he smiled awkwardly and said, "Good, good, good." Mr. is high-minded, deafening, and is willing to serve a glass of thin wine for Mr. to be shocked, I don't know if Mr. is willing to appreciate his face? ”

"Haha——。 Wu has been locked up by the general, and he has long put life and death aside, since he has wine, why not get drunk! ”

Huangfu Baozhu gave an order, and several subordinates were busy arranging wine and food on the deck, and Wu Ciyou sat down proudly and ate cup after cup. When the wine was half-drunk, Huangfu Baozhu accosted him again and said: "Mr. has drunk a lot of money, which makes people even more admired." Whether it's Yidi or Huaxia, we don't have to talk about it. The king of Pingxi ordered to respectfully invite Mr., and there was no malice. First, I want to listen to Mr. Meng's teachings, and second, if Mr. Meng does not give up, I hope that Mr. can go out of the mountain to help. "What, go out of the mountains to help? Let him die of this heart! What is Wu Sangui, worthy of saying these things to me? There is no saddest thing for people than to have no self-knowledge; If there is no self-knowledge, how can there be knowledge of others? Today's emperor is the holy monarch of the world, Wu Ciyou reciprocates with his heart with his cloth body, please mention these words again. ”