It's just one, two, three, and it's like a joke, and the eight officials are beaten down.

Seeing that there was an official lying there pretending to be dead, and he wanted to plot, he spit out a mouthful of saliva.

"Don't move! Be careful to really hit you! Believe it or not? ”

The official was so frightened that he didn't even dare to wipe the saliva on his head and face, so he had to admit it. One person to eight of them, and she also said that she was not serious? If she's serious, what's the point?

"Master Niuguan?"

When Mai'er came to the old man surnamed Niu, his hands slapped against each other, as if he was patting the dust on his hands. He asked: "If I beat up officials and obstruct them from enforcing the law, am I committing a capital crime?" ”

Master Niu was still full of confidence at first, and felt that he would take the fat beauty in front of him back to the official mansion and torture him well. Grind away the wildness from her, and! Crush her to the ground below to conquer.

Outcome! His wishful thinking miscalculated.

Just before he could get his senses, eight of his followers were beaten down.

And when he saw him, he stood before him, and asked him what he said. On the spot, his legs weakened and he sat down on the ground.

"Say?" Mai'er's face changed, she no longer smiled, and asked, "Is it a capital crime to beat an official?" ”

Where did the official surnamed Niu dare to answer, his mouth trembled with fright, and he couldn't speak.

"If it is a capital offense to assault an official or obstruct an official from enforcing the law? Death anyway! I'll kill you all. ”

"Huh? No, no, no, no...... No, no, no! When the official surnamed Niu heard this, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak. Seeing that Mai'er seemed to really want to kill him, he waved his hand at Mai'er and begged for mercy.

"Since it's a capital crime, then I'll kill you first! And then kill them again! My one life is worth nine lives, and it's worth it if I die! Hahaha! ”

Sell out loud and laugh!

Suddenly! The laughter stopped abruptly, became ferocious, and said, "I can't kill you nine lives!" I! I'm not convinced! ”

turned around and kicked the old man surnamed Niu over and stepped on it.

"I'm going to kill your whole family! Kill your whole family! Hahaha! Now it's worth it! Hahaha! ”

Seeing the way the seller looked, it was still the same as the real thing, Zhuangzi snickered in his heart.

He knows! Selling is just a scare to scare people. It's not so impulsive, it's not so stupid. If she is impulsive, if she is stupid, she will be polite to those eight officials, and she will not show mercy to her subordinates.

Not to mention, I haven't seen him for a few days, and his martial arts have not grown a little bit, and in terms of IQ, it seems that he can't grow either. No! In terms of life experience and strategy, it seems that they have grown a lot.

It can be said that Mai'er seems to have completely changed as a person.

"Kill them! Kill these dog officers! They are bullying! Kill them! ”

"Kill them! Where are they local officials? They're bullies! ”

"Kill them!"

"Kill them!"

"Hero! Kill them! ”

There were many brave people who entered the courtyard, blocked the door, and shouted at the seller.

Mai'er glanced at everyone, then at the eight officials lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, and then at the official surnamed Niu.

Those eight officials usually rely on themselves to be people in the government, and no one dares to do anything to them, and they will crush people at every turn. But they are the people who are most afraid of death, they usually oppress the people, deprive and loot so much gold and silver wealth, and they can no longer bear it when they die. So! When it's time to pretend, pretend!

Pretending to be dead is also a kind of pretending ratio.

The official surnamed Niu is a hereditary nobleman of the Song Kingdom, a descendant of the royal family of the Song Kingdom, who has enjoyed glory and wealth for generations, and is more afraid of death than others.

"In this case, under the cry of the people, then I will eliminate the harm for the people! Kill you first! Kill them again! Kill your whole family again......"

The seller pretended to raise his hands and make a gesture to kill.

"Don't! No! Don't be an official! Woooooo Don't be an official! ”

That's it! One of the two officials before cried and said, "Don't be an official! Lady, you didn't commit a capital crime! No capital offense committed! Official! You have not committed a capital crime! Official! Spare us! Spare our whole family, right? Woooooo ”

"How come I haven't committed a capital offense again? Why am I your official lady again? Hey? The seller stopped and asked.

"Official! You are our official lady! Official! Woooooo ”

The official crawled over and said, "It's our fault!" We want you to be our official lady to scare you! You have not committed a capital crime! You didn't beat up the officials, you didn't obstruct the officials from enforcing the law! No! If there is none, there is no sin! ”

Another official who pretended to be dead got up, climbed to the feet of the seller, and cried and begged: "Ask the official to raise your noble hand and spare us?" It's all our fault! It was because we saw that the official lady was beautiful, so we encouraged the official to come over to cheat the marriage! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! It's us who are the master of the bureaucracy! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! It's us who are the master of the bureaucracy! Because we are here, there are still fifteen places left, and we have no choice but to think of a way everywhere. Official! Spare us! It's none of the official's business. ”

Under the leadership of several officials, the other officials who pretended to be dead crawled over, climbed to the feet of the seller, and begged for mercy.

Mai'er looked at these poor creatures and shook his head, not knowing what to say.

Alas! These bullies, once you beat them down, they will pretend to be grandchildren. Once they are released, they will be villains and will come back to take revenge on you.

"What slot? Fifteen left? The seller asked curiously.

An official raised his head and said, "This is the new policy of the Song State, which requires each of our regions, on average, to send ten people out of every 100 population, to live on the border and settle down permanently. We are still fifteen demographic targets short. But we really can't pull it out here. So! We're here to force you. ”

"It's your business!" How dare I let you go today? I don't know yet? As soon as I release you out of this courtyard and let you go back, you will immediately transfer officers and soldiers over, arrest me again, and punish me again? Do you think I'm stupid? You say? Can I release you today? ”

"I promise! I promise! Definitely will not retaliate against you! I promise! In front of the folks, I promise, I will not retaliate against you! The official surnamed Niu wiped the tears and blood from his face and assured the seller.

"Then do you want me to be your official wife?" Seller asked.

"This, this, this?"

"Then do you want to fine me a hundred taels of silver a year? How about doubling taxes? ”

"This, this, this?"

"Say?" The seller shouted loudly.

The old man surnamed Niu was startled again, and said, "This is the law of the Song Kingdom!" ”

"What?"

"But!" The old man surnamed Niu hurriedly explained: "There are exceptions! ”