Dressed in a Confucian shirt, with a folding fan, and a long sword tied around his waist, he looks very graceful. It's just that he is dressed like this, and what he says in his mouth is very unpleasant.

"Can't you change the fault of the romance? I brought you here to inspect, not to take concubines! Do you have to pick this time? What do you do on weekdays? ”

Li Er is very dissatisfied with Liu Xu's new concubine, he Li Er is also known as the Merry Emperor, but now look at Liu Xu, this quantity is not much, but the quality is really not bad, you have to look like you, you have to have status. And looking at the broken skin at the corners of Liu Xu's mouth and the strawberry around his neck, I was even more angry, okay, you stinky boy, "show affection" show in front of me? Don't be cheeky, go to the street with me like this, you will lose face, hurry up, take a veil and cover it! When you see it, you get angry!

Liu Xu felt a loss in his heart, there was no way, something was too much, he never thought that the elf-like Li Huan, the "explosive power" was so strong, this matter, Changle and Yun Yan and a few of them, they were all about to laugh crazy, they couldn't stay at home, otherwise, they wouldn't have followed Li Er out.

Li grabbed a handful of melon seeds in the second-hand, hummed and swallowed the melon seeds over and over again, and threw them, the bad people on patrol were very angry, and at first glance, they didn't know which rough people came from in the middle of nowhere, there was no quality, Yuezhou City was as beautiful as a landscape painting, and you were willing to throw these on the ground?

"Dress up well, why are you so unparticular about doing things, it's okay to do bigger things, you throw this melon seed skin on the ground, it's hard to pick up, it's ugly, it's new? Hmph, seeing that you are also entering Yuezhou for the first time, I will fine you two times, if not, then clean up this street. ”

It's not very impulsive to speak, he is older than Li Er, but it doesn't hurt to be a patrol, the patrol of Yuezhou City is not about force, but about quality, culture, patience, no matter who you ask, you can get information about Yuezhou, of course, these things can be made public, if you inquire about what you shouldn't ask, perhaps, you don't know when the yamen's officials will find you.

It's not too dirty, bent down to pick up the melon seed skin on the ground, and threw it into the trash can on the side, without feeling the slightest embarrassment or shame, and even, after completing all this, he will hold his head high, he is proud of being a Yuezhou person.

Li Er's eyes were open to watch the patrol finish all this, and the guards around him had an expression of being ready to teach this old guy a lesson, who knows, people are not afraid at all, and after snorting, he stood up straight.

"The old man advises you to take away the things in your hands, I am in a good mood today, I heard that Hou Ye has entered the city, and they are ready to go to see Hou Ye, I haven't seen you for so many years, Hou Ye has already performed the coming-of-age ceremony, how good, and accept the new joy, hehe, I am ready to go and beg for a drink." Well? There should be some means, but it is still a little immature, the so-called Mount Tai collapsed in front and did not move, guards, to pay attention to a calm heart, usually harmless, critical moments, like a tiger down the mountain, a blow will kill, as far as you are now, the old decay turned over and cleaned up! ”

Lifting his belt very domineeringly, Liu Xu almost turned over with laughter, Li Er's guards' faces turned into pig liver, Li Er looked at it for a long time in disbelief, and finally laughed.

"What the old man said is reasonable, it is the younger generation who is wrong, Wu Ming, give the old man a fine, double, and, a few of you, responsible for cleaning the street, oh, you also have to learn from the old man, if you catch anyone throwing things, give it to me..... The main lord is escorted over, educate and educate well, uncle, do you think this is feasible? ”

The old ranger nodded in satisfaction and laughed.

"That's right, a scholar, you have to look like a scholar, you are the first time to Yuezhou, right? If there is anything that needs to be asked, you can find a patrol like Lao Yu to ask, don't ask anyone else, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, some outsiders mixed up in Yuezhou, they secretly hit these ideas, want to pit some money, and have no conscience. ”

Li Er was very happy to be taught a lesson, and handed over a small gourd, this is the wine that Liu Xu brought out from home, the old man is a knowledgeable person, smelled it, and took a sip of enjoyment, and let out a long sigh.

"Good wine, hehe, it's not that the little old man is greedy, the so-called short hands and short mouths, look at your appearance, it's not bad money, and it's not like a trader, tell me, what do you want to ask?"

Li Er was amused again, stretched out his folding fan, and leaned back slightly.

"How did my uncle know that I don't look like a trader, didn't I come to Yuezhou just to get rich?"

The old man shook his head.

"That's naturally not, Yuezhou City is rich, but come to Yuezhou to run for the future, but there are more, it mainly depends on what you will do, scholars, be a teacher, or be a staff member for others, it's okay, businessmen are naturally buying and selling, but there are other people, iron, masons, farming, mulberry raising, and even theater troupes, these are all OK, Hou Ye once said, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, the doorway here, then there are more, like you, although the body has some blessings, but the body is full of Kongwu, Like a practitioner, but there is no lack of elegance, could it be that Your Excellency is a remote general? That's what belongs to the play, then you are looking for the old man, but you can be regarded as finding the right person, this Yuezhou city, is the emperor's palace, the old man has been there, the carvings on it, that is still the old man with an axe and a father and son chiseled out, as for Yueyang Tower, Qiufeng Pavilion, Chun Nuan Pavilion, Xia Lotus Lake, Winter Merlin, these places, that is not to mention, or, to accompany the ladies to buy things? Or enjoy a good meal? The old man knows everything. ”

Li Er was more interested, and the laughter continued.

"My husband is so talented, why is he only a patrolman?"

The old man laughed and took a sip of wine.

"What's wrong with patrolling, since Hou Ye established a new city here, the old man has been doing this patrol, it's not that there are no businessmen to dig the corner of the old man, but the old man is unmoved, the old man is reluctant to this place, every day in the city, always can't see enough, the child is in the yamen to do the yamen, and then he retired, and he can also take the old man's job, how good, of course, the eldest son is a little more profitable, and now he has made a small deal in the dock, the family is happy, and there is no need to run around, what is this, This is the life of the gods. ”

"Hehe, of course, it's not that other things are bad, like you generals, the old man has always admired, for the country to conquer the ministers, to promote my Tang Dynasty majesty, the old man gives you a thumbs up, good! Now that you have arrived in Yuezhou City, that is, the heroes return to their hometowns, enjoy the blessings you bring to yourself, go, the old man will take you to a place, the Heroic Soul Monument, where there is the strongest wine, the most heroic people, and the most respectable men! ”