In our impression, the headlines of newspapers in the Republic of China period should be serious and the content should be mixed with white and white.

Not really......

When He Yingqin was a high-ranking official in Hunan, he returned to his hometown to sweep the tomb on Qingming Day, and the newspaper headline was "He Gaoguan went to Yuelu Mountain to sweep the fucking tomb yesterday".

For example, Feng Zikai was praised for his superb painting skills, and he could highlight the emotions of the characters without drawing expressions, and the newspaper headline was "Feng Zikai Paints Shamelessly".

Another example is the headline that reported that prices are soaring and wages are not rising: "Catholics are not things - they should also increase the price of things!" "Prices are easy to throw people away, thin baked cakes, thin fritters".

This time, the "News" took a funny title, called "Nobel can't kill Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou conquered Nobel":

“…… It is reported that the three bombs dropped by the Assassins on Mr. Zhou used homemade colloidal explosives. This explosive, which is so powerful, happened to be invented by Nobel. On the fifth day of Mr. Zhou's assassination, he conquered the Swedish Academy of Letters and won this year's Nobel Prize in Literature......"

Since Mr. Zhou created "The Goddess", it is the third time that he has been nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature. According to a European scholar, Mr. Zhou's process of winning the award this time was tortuous, and his biggest competitor was O'Neill. Mr. O'Neill was the first person in the American theater industry to pioneer the American national theater, and his works are also widely sought after in Europe. ”

"In general, there are a maximum of four rounds of voting for the Nobel Prize final. Mr. Zhou and O'Neill met opponents and talents, which made it difficult for the academicians of the Swedish Academy to choose, and they were evenly matched in three consecutive rounds of voting. The Nobel Prize officials made an exception to increase the number of voting rounds, and it was not until the seventh round of voting that Mr. Zhou finally won. ”

"Mr. Zhou's award proves that China also has great literature and great writers. Mr. Zhou's victory over O'Neill can be said to be the defeat of Chinese literature over American literature, and my 40,000,000 compatriots have raised their eyebrows in the international community. Looking at the whole of Asia, the only Nobel laureates are Rabindranath Tagore of India and Zhou Hexuan of China. Ty's award makes the world not to be underestimated by India; This year's award also makes the world not to be underestimated by China. ”

"Mr. Havid, editor-in-chief of the "Zilinxi Daily", recently informed the author that Mr. Zhou has been hailed as a 'great man' and a 'great writer' in Europe, and all his works have been sold out of stock. In London alone, there were 12 printing presses that worked day and night to print Mr. Zhou's works. ”

Fourteen top European universities, including the University of London, Cambridge, Oxford, Paris and Berlin, have extended invitations to Mr. Zhou for academic exchange and intends to award him an honorary doctorate of letters. The Mayor of London recently announced that he will award Mr. Zhou the title of 'Honorary Citizen of London'......"

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In fact, on the day that the world's major news agencies announced that Zhou Hexuan had won the Nobel Prize, a big news also happened in China.

Wang Zhaoming was assassinated!

And the first suspect behind the scenes is Lao Jiang.

Chang Kaishen has a very big motive for committing the crime, for example, he has been receiving persuasion recently, and he has a very stiff quarrel with Wang Zhaoming. Another example is that the assassination happened when the senior officials took a group photo, and Chang Kaishen, who was supposed to be there, happened not to show up at that time.

In fact, Lao Jiang really carried the black pot this time, and the killer's first target was him, because Lao Jiang temporarily changed his itinerary, the thief gave Wang Zhaoming a shot without going away.

But this kind of thing can't be explained, people have already thought that it was instigated by Lao Jiang. Even when Chang Kaishen rushed to the scene of the assassination, Wang Zhaoming's wife grabbed him tightly, crying and shouting: "You don't want Mr. Wang to do it, Mr. Wang can not do it, why did you send someone to do this!" ”

Lao Jiang's face turned black on the spot.

November 2, the day after Wang Zhaoming's assassination.

Nanjing, resting house.

Xu Enzeng, director of the first division of the military command, and Dai Li, director of the second division, were waiting in the meeting room tremblingly at the moment.

Chang Kaishen came out in a coat, sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and asked in a flat tone: "Say, what is the progress?" ”

Seeing Lao Jiang's appearance, Xu Enzeng and Dai Li became more and more frightened, and they hoped that Lao Jiang would scold "Niang Xipi".

"Yet, there's no progress yet." Xu Enzeng lowered his head and had a dry mouth.

Dai Li's head was also lowered, and the corners of his mouth secretly showed a sneer, and said: "The two reporters who attended the opening ceremony that day, Li Xing and Wang Liwen, are seriously suspicious, they are reporters from the Central Party Department, and this interview mission was arranged by Wang Sicheng. ”

As soon as this remark came out, Xu En was terrified, because Wang Sicheng was his confidant.

"Bench, humble...... The humble duty must be thoroughly investigated to the end, and it will not be tolerated! Xu En hurriedly said that he knew that he had been pitted by Dai Li this time.

Chang Kaishen squinted: "Since there is a problem in the first place, you should take a break for a while, you don't have to participate in this investigation." ”

"Yes...... Humble obedience. Xu En once said weakly that he felt that he might not be reused, and he wanted to cut Dai Li's sword with a thousand knives.

"Go ahead." Chang Kaishen waved his hand.

Xu Enzeng fought hard and saluted the army and said: "Retire from your humble position!" ”

After Xu Enzeng left, Chang Kaishen instructed Dai Li: "You are limited to three days to solve the case, and if the time limit is exceeded, don't come to see me." ”

"Huh?" Dai Li, who was secretly proud just now, was instantly dumbfounded, and said bitterly, "Commission, you must do your best to live up to your expectations!" ”

Sending Dai Li away, Chang Kaishen returned to the bedroom anxiously, and saw Song Meiling lying on the bedside reading the newspaper, he squeezed out a smile and said, "Darling, what interesting news are you watching?" ”

Song Meiling said: "What else can there be news? In addition to the assassination of Wang Zhaoming, it was Zhou Hexuan who won the award. ”

Zhou Hexuan won the award?

Chang Kaishen suddenly had a flash of inspiration, hurriedly walked out of the bedroom, and said to the attendant adjutant, "Call me Xiao Tongzi!" ”

Xiao Tongzi is the president of the Central News Agency, Lao Jiang's eyes, ears and mouthpiece, and he used to chat with Zhou Hexuan very well. After the phone was connected, Chang Kaishen immediately ordered: "Han Jie, order all party media and newspapers to publish Zhou Hexuan's award on the front page of tomorrow." Give me no effort to praise me, and I must cover the news of Wang Zhaoming's assassination! ”

"Understood, please rest assured." Xiao Tongzi understood it in an instant.

The best way for a news to spread is to suppress it with another big news, and Zhou Hexuan's award happens to be enough.

After the phone call with Xiao Tongzi, Chang Kaishen immediately ordered the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the Kuomintang to let the Propaganda Department immediately take action and launch various activities to study and study Zhou Hexuan. Anyway, we can't let everyone rest, turn our attention to Zhou Hexuan's award, and stop talking about who killed Wang Zhaoming.

As a result, starting from November 3, all the official media under the rule of the Kuomintang sang praises to Zhou Hexuan in unison, and the whole country was full of news that Zhou Hexuan had won the award.

"Central Daily" touted: "Since the Ming and Qing dynasties, China's great thinkers, Wang Yangming should be the first, and Zhou Mingcheng can be the second." Wang Yangming's ideas had a profound impact on modern Japan; Zhou Mingcheng's thinking has a great impact on the world today. The writings of these two gentlemen are indispensable to our people. ”

I heard that the great leader, Mr. Chung Chung, Chairman of the National People's Congress of the People's Republic of China, is considering awarding Zhou Hexuan a grand medal.