"Wait!" Su Ren shouted and stopped the old man: "Old man, since I have told you everything, do you also have to fulfill your promise?" ”

"Hahaha! Look at me, happy confused! The old man laughed at himself and said to Thorn: "Immediately order people to withdraw the manpower of Minjiang, and at the same time inform everyone that from now on, you must not attack Su Shi, otherwise, Hugh blames the old man for being polite!" ”

Su Ren gave another salute: "I hope that Mr. will go here and get what he wants, and the family teacher has a word of advice to Mr., not everyone can enter the fairyland, everything depends on the will of God, if there is anything missing, don't blame it!" ”

"Hehe, this kid is sleek." The old man smiled: "The old man also knows that the will of heaven is unpredictable, you can rest assured, no matter what, the old man will not blame you!" ”

"So good! Mr. Slow Down! ”

Watching the old man walk out of the gate with thorns, Su Ren wiped the cold sweat on his head. The fever was just right, and this body sweated out, and the whole body was relaxed. sat down and shouted to Liu Gao to take the rice. A group of people rushed in the room, all of them looking at Su Ren with envy.

Leng Jun asked, "Have you really been to Wonderland?" ”

Su Ren was stunned for a moment, and saw that everyone was eager. I want to say that it is a lie, but I am afraid that the old man still has eyeliner, but he remembers that there is an old man and a young man in the tavern of Shilipu, and it is only the old man who appeared just now, and he does not see the young man.

"Ahem!" Cleared his throat: "What?" Are you tempted? Tell me earlier, I'll let the old man take you. ”

Leng Jun was really impatient: "Come on, have you really been to Wonderland?" ”

"No, I just forgot to look at it from afar, my master said that there is no benefit for me to go at a young age, and I need to hone and hone more in the red dust, that place is full of old goblins where they live, and a simple person like me will only suffer."

"Huh! He said he was simple? Leng Jun smiled, and smiled miserably. This is the first time Leng Jun has laughed.

Hawking rolled his eyes: "It's okay not to go, what's so fun in Wonderland, no need to eat, no need to sleep, and it won't be boring to fight and kill, stay with a group of old men, sooner or later you will be driven crazy, fortunately the eldest brother didn't go, otherwise where would we have a good life." ”

These words were echoed by Huang Shisan, Gou Tianming and others. They are all people who have lived a hard life and know that life is not easy to come by.

Leng Jun sighed: "Fools, a group of fools!" "Flick your sleeves and leave.

Liu Gaowei came up for dinner. In front of everyone, Su Ren snorted in the west of the food. Everyone didn't disperse yet, waiting for Su Ren to talk about things in the fairyland. Now that the lie has been told, if you want to come back, you have to use a bigger lie, Su Ren began to scratch his head, not knowing how to change the attention of these guys.

After thinking about it for a long time, he had an idea and put down his job: "Since this is the case, then I will tell you about the fairyland, speaking of which the fairyland is similar to ours here, the gods of Zhou Tian perform their duties, and they are all those who have great wisdom and great means in ancient times, sensing the aura of heaven and earth, and then they soared into immortals, according to my master, this last group of immortals appeared when Shang died and Zhou Xing!" ”

"Emperor Yi gave birth to three sons: the eldest is called Weizi Qi; The second is called the micro Ziyan; Three called the longevity king. Because Emperor Yi traveled in the Imperial Garden, led the civil and military to enjoy the peony, because the Feiyun Pavilion collapsed a beam, the Shouwang joist changed the column, and the power was incomparable; Because Prime Minister Shang Rong, Shangdafu Mei Bo, Zhao Qi and others set up the East Palace, and established King Ji Zishou as the crown prince. After Emperor Yi reigned for 30 years and collapsed, Tuo Gu and Taishi Wen Zhong, with King Lishou as the Son of Heaven, the name of the King of Zhou, all of them are singing. Wen has Taishi Wen Zhong, Wu has Zhenguo Wucheng Wang Huang Feihu; Wen is enough to secure the country, and military is enough to stabilize the country. ……”

Su Ren said that the spit flew everywhere, and everyone listened to it as if they were fascinated. Su Renna will remember the whole "Romance of the Gods" clearly, but in order to tell this matter vividly, Su Ren learned from Shan Tianfang's appearance, and even said with comparisons, and everyone was stunned. Even Leng Jun, who had already gone out, couldn't help but be attracted by the story and came back again.

"Do you know that the daughter of Jizhou Hou Su Hu, or his daughter? Wrong, I have already been caught by the fox spirit, this matter Nuwa Niangniang has already arranged, in order to let the dim-witted King of Xuan know that the gods are powerful, and use the fox spirit to confuse the king of Zhou, to ruin the foundation of Chengtang for 600 years, and now the demon girl has entered the palace, to know what is going on, and listen to the next decomposition!

Su Ren laughed wildly in his heart, and everyone believed what he said nonsense. slammed his rice bowl hard: "There should be applause here?" Is it okay to throw two bucks? ”

"Finished?" Hawking looked at everyone innocently, and then looked at Su Ren: "What does this have to do with immortals?" ”

Su Ren was a little disappointed: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sleepy today, I want to listen to the story later, tomorrow morning!" ”

Ignoring the stunned crowd, Su Ren got up and walked out the door.

Sima Xiangru stood at the door, shaking his head and smiling: "This matter of the Martial King's war, you can say it like this, it is really difficult for you, this is good, it can make them forget about the fairy realm for a while." ”

"It's not easy, I finally have someone who understands!" Su Ren hugged Sima Xiangru's shoulder: "Do you say it's easy for me?" After coaxing the old and the young, I am still a patient, and I am almost exhausted to death this day. ”

Sima Xiangru said: "I also heard Leng Gongzi say that your life experience, if you are free, can you say it to me?" ”

"You also want to become an immortal?"

Sima Xiangru shook his head: "It's just curiosity, it's just curiosity!" ”

"Really?" Su Ren looked at Sima Xiangru: "I'll tell you the truth, I lied to that old guy, otherwise these people will pester us all day long, and we won't be able to do anything, but the things in the Far North are true, at least a year back and forth, and we can stop a little this year." ”

"You've been to the Far North?"

"No, I heard it!"

"Hah! If you hear me wrong, won't those people come back even more detrimental to us? ”

"Don't worry! It would be nice to be back! ”

Looking at Su Ren's dashing back, Sima Xiangru fell into deep thought, he found that he had just learned a little about Su Ren, and suddenly he didn't know him again. This person is young, what is going on in his head? From the story of the Martial King's war just now, it can be heard that it is impossible to tell such a wonderful story in a hurry, at least it is well thought-out. There must be a lot of secrets in this man!

Except for Su Ren, no one else could sleep that night. His mind was full of things about the king being bewitched by the fox spirit.

"This harmful vixen, look at the master who has chopped you!" Hawking kept chanting in his dreams.

Huo Laosi was woken up by Hawking's arm, and when he raised his hand, he slapped him, and Hawking squeaked and screamed. Huo Laosi glared at Hawking: "If you don't sleep at night, what are you shouting?" The fox spirit is confused by the king of the wayless, this is a good thing, what did she do? ”

"Oh!" Hawking rubbed his buttocks, retracted into the quilt and continued to sleep: "Don't split, don't split!" ”

The rooster crowed three times, and Sufu, which had been busy in the past, quietly did not make a sound. Liu Gao yawned and opened the door. Shrinking his head, he walked towards the kitchen. As soon as he entered the kitchen, the mess all over the floor scared Liu Gao.

"Youkai are coming! Youkai are coming! Liu Gao shouted as he ran.

The whole courtyard was alarmed, and the patrolling guards hurried over with their swords in hand. While getting dressed, Hawking shouted, "Where is the monster?" Where's the monster? Look at me chopping him! ”

In the kitchen, a round guy sat lazily on the floor, vegetables and pastries were gnawed in a mess, everywhere. Facing so many pairs of eyes outside the door, this guy only glanced at it, and then went back to looking for what he liked. Suddenly, I saw a few bamboo shoots in the corner, and immediately rushed over and picked them up to eat.

"Ah? What is this? Hawking asked Huo Laosi.

Huo Laosi's eyes widened: "I haven't seen it, why do you still have dark circles under your eyes, it's so strange!" ”

"Which of you know?" Hawking asked everyone, and everyone quickly shook their heads.

"Sir is here! Sir is coming! ”

After a shout, Su Ren appeared behind everyone with sleepy eyes: "Don't let people sleep when you're yelling?" It's still a while before dawn, if it weren't for the monsters to see how I would clean you up! Where? ”

Hawking hurriedly said: "Then that and that, the guy who eats bamboo shoots, he looks weird, he must be a monster!" ”

Su Ren only glanced at it, and his eyes widened. National Treasure, Panda! This is the first word that comes to my mind. I've only seen it in zoos and TV before, but it's all through thick glass, but now it's good to rush into my kitchen. Su Ren's eyes rolled, it's not bad to catch a panda as a pet!

"Ahem! This beast is called Panda, it is an auspicious omen, my master said, pandas are docile, like bamboo, bamboo shoots, since they came to our house, this is a good thing, must not be harmed! How can you treat such a good thing as a monster? ”

Su Ren turned around: "Lao Liu, make a nest in the front yard, find a few people to carry the panda over, take care of three meals a day, from now on, it will be our family's auspiciousness!" ”

Hearing Su Ren say that it was auspicious, everyone was convinced. Anyway, this thing is fluffy and slow, and it looks very pleasing, so let Mr. keep it. Who knows, this guy enjoyed one day at the Su family, and the next day, he actually brought two more. Two large and one small are just a family of three.

Sima Xiangru shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This guy doesn't want to leave, so he moved his family here, but where did Xiangrui come from?" Do I know that this thing is called the Iron Eating Beast, which feeds on iron and has sharp teeth, so what if it hurts someone? ”

Su Ren didn't care, touched the panda's round body and said, "Can you take a piece of iron to see if he eats it?" I say auspicious, it's auspicious! ”

Huang 13 nodded: "Yes, I believe Mr., this must be auspicious, not an iron-eating beast!" ”

Sima Xiangru rolled his eyes, got up helplessly and left.

Hawking smiled: "Big brother, we have Xiangrui now, isn't it that Shen Gongbao won't dare to hurt Jiang Ziya anymore?" ”

Su Ren was petrified in an instant, and his breath did not slow down, and his face was flushed.

Sima Xiangru watched Hawking and Huang Shisan rushing to save Su Ren, and said with a smile: "This is the price of lies!" ”

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