037. Rebellion!
Lu Yuanshan and Qian Duoduo returned home in a gloomy manner, to be precise, Lu Yuanshan returned home alone with Qian Duoduo!
"Duoduo, you go to the kitchen and cook two eggs for me and send me to my room."
"Uh-huh, okay"
Lu Yuanshan glanced at Qian Duoduo, his whole body was sore, he rubbed his swollen face, and shook his head helplessly.
Lu Yuanshan thinks that he is not a weak scholar, because he insists on exercising, he is even more vigorous than ordinary rough men. But who knew that catkins were a complete little pervert! What a girl learns is not good to learn from others to practice martial arts, and she is so powerful. One move, oh, didn't take half a move, and Lu Yuanshan was subdued, especially the last flirtatious leg, if it wasn't for Lu Yuanshan to hide in time
"Eh, good people are not rewarded!"
"The first kiss of labor and management is gone to save you, eh, but that feel ........,"
Lu Yuanshan swayed to the backyard, Li Yu, Wang Ying and Zi'er were excitedly surrounding a family of three. And the front of a family of three is covered with iron pieces of different sizes, well, it seems, there seems to be a handful of copper coins!
Li Yu was very distressed, why did the iron-eating beast in front of him keep staring at the bamboo that was thrown aside instead of eating iron? Doesn't it say, "Does this beast eat iron and copper, and not anything else?" ”
Lu Yuanshan saw that the family of three was huddled together and fought with the three girls with their eyes, and suddenly felt that countless crows were flying from the sky.
Patting his head, he stepped forward and said hello to a few girls.
Well, I seem to have forgotten the fact that I can't see this face anymore!
Li Yu seemed to hear Lu Yuanshan shouting his name, and he turned around to say hello to him, when suddenly his painting style changed and he said seriously.
"Who is this son? Why did you walk into the backyard of my Lu Mansion without permission? ”
I saw a man, a man with a blue nose and swollen face walking towards him with a strange smile! took a step back and faintly protected Wang Ying behind him.
"Brother Shan!"
Wang Ying recognized at a glance that the man with a strange face in front of him was Lu Yuanshan, and suddenly his face turned pale, and he rushed towards Lu Yuanshan!
"Brother Shan, why are you injured like this? Who did it? Wang Ying couldn't help but shed tears, and her little hand gently touched Lu Yuanshan's face, and her heart ached.
"Childe, are you alright?"
Li Yu is a little embarrassed!
"Accident, accident, accidentally fell!"
Lu Yuanshan smiled, he didn't want to talk too much on this issue, so he hurriedly changed the topic!
"Oh yes, these big guys are called Xiong Da Xiong Er, and Xiao San. They are a family of three, vegetarians" said and glanced at the iron piece in the hands of the three and said: "Don't eat iron"
waved to Xiao San again, and the red panda obediently climbed over and let Lu Yuanshan hold him in his arms, and flatteringly arched into Lu Yuanshan's arms!
Facts once again prove that it is Lao Tzu who can give food, after all, Lu Yuanshan has food and a family of three. Seeing Lao Tzu coming, Xiong Da Xiong Er also swayed towards Lu Yuanshan, looking at Lu Yuanshan cutely.
Under the surprised gaze of the three people, Lu Yuanshan stretched out a hand and picked up a small bundle of bamboo and put it in front of Xiong Da Xiong Er, and then put Xiao San next to the bamboo, and then watched the family of three creaking and chewing the bamboo with the three of them.
"Gollum—"
I don't know who suddenly swallowed saliva.
Li Yu and Wang Ying subconsciously looked at Lu Yuanshan.
"Uh——, it's not me, it's really not me this time." Lu Yuanshan hurriedly shook his head.
The three of them turned to the little maid Zi'er on the side.
"Boom ......"
Zi'er immediately blushed, Lu Yuanshan's eyes lit up, and he was about to laugh, and he suddenly felt a wave of hostility, only to see Wang Ying staring at herself with wide eyes, and Li Yu also had an expression of 'Are you a man'. Lu Yuanshan held back this breath!
I had to cry out in my heart: "What is fairness in the world?" ”
After introducing the basic habits of a family of three to a few people, Lu Yuanshan went back to the room to rest, and was not woken up by the sound of chirping outside the door until the evening.
When I went out to see that it was the barracks, the soldiers sent two more giant pandas. Lu Yuanshan waved his hand and gave the later guys a place to eat and drink well, while the family of three stayed in the inner house and was taken care of by several daughters.
I don't know why, in the future, the family of three has always been more intimate with Lu Yuanshan, especially the junior, which makes the girls very tasteful. After all, Lu Yuanshan basically doesn't take care of a family of three personally!
After recuperating at home for a few days, Lu Yuanshan came to the barracks, and in the camp tent, Lu Yuanshan sat on the top, and Han Shizhong and Xu Huiji stood on both sides of Lu Yuanshan.
The fifty neatly arranged big men standing at the bottom were the best of Han Shizhong's carefully selected from more than 5,000 soldiers.
After many days of getting along, coupled with Lu Yuanshan's special guidance, Han Shizhong and Xu Huiji were already dead set on Lu Yuanshan!
The fifty people selected by Han Shizhong after being eliminated many times according to the method taught by Lu Yuanshan are actually the so-called people who can be won over and worth wooing.
And Xu Huiji, who was originally among the several officers in the barracks, was left by Li Yungui in the barracks to monitor Lu Yuanshan.
Lu Yuanshan found that this Xu Huiji was extremely good at this way of arithmetic, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he was a demon, and his brain was also very flexible.
Otherwise, Li Yungui would not let Lu Yuanshan toss his first army casually alone. With Xu Huiji secretly reporting the situation in the military camp to him every day, there will be no problems!
After knowing that Lu Yuanshan's training method was quite effective, Li Yungui was even more satisfied with his methods. I can't help but despise Lu Yuanshan a little, compared to his own power skills, Lu Yuanshan is just a little caterpillar!
Lu Yuanshan had tried to hypnotize Xu Huiji several times before, all of which had failed, and after unintentionally revealing his new algorithm in front of Xu Huiji, Xu Huiji showed unusual excitement. Lu Yuanshan took the opportunity to take it for his own use.
Lu Yuanshan looked at the fifty straight soldiers standing in front of him, and couldn't help but feel excited. As long as he succeeds in subduing the fifty people in front of him, his plan can basically be regarded as a success. Only when this plan is successful can you have the foundation to stand in the troubled times!
After this year, it will be the second year of Xuanhe, and to be precise, in a few months, there will be a so-called Holy Father.........
"Wine," Lu Yuanshan straightened out his thoughts and drank lightly.
Several naked, shirtless men came forward with an unopened jar of wine and stood in front of a phalanx of fifty people.
"Enlightenment"
Several people removed the wine seal from the wine jar in their hands one after another, and suddenly the whole room was filled with the aroma of wine. Obviously, the jar is filled with Qingshan Bawang wine.
After a while, the sound of swallowing saliva sounded, and everyone stared closely at the jar in the hands of several men in front of the formation.
The aroma of wine is wine, and to be precise, the aroma of wine is high-purity wine. That's why there is a saying that "the drinker is not drunk, the servant is drunk"!
Dozens of big men greedily inhale the alcohol in the air, like drug addicts with intoxicated and satisfied faces.
Han Shizhong and Xu Huiji slowly retreated.
Lu Yuanshan ordered someone to pour a big bowl of wine for each soldier and spoke
"I don't know what the soldiers think of me?"
"Not to mention anything else, the brothers have never been hungry since the instructor came to our barracks, and the instructor is excellent!" A soldier blushed and held a wine in one hand, already a little drunk.
"I haven't tasted meat since I came out of my mother's womb, and since the instructor came, others don't know that there are large pieces of meat in my rice bowl anyway. It's not an exaggeration to say that the instructor is my reborn parent. Another lean man said.
One after another, many people made statements, and they were basically extremely grateful to Lu Yuanshan. After all, the great changes brought about by Lu Yuanshan since he came to the barracks are recognized by everyone.
If you say that the food is all foreign things, but your body is really strong. Although the instructor's push-ups, pull-ups and the like seem strange to everyone, they are surprisingly useful for the body. In particular, the military physical boxing and grappling techniques taught by the instructor are unheard of. The moves are extremely simple, and they will be surprisingly effective against the enemy at a glance, and this is a life-saving skill on the battlefield! Such an instructor does not support that conscience is really eaten by dogs!
When everyone thought of this, they looked at Lu Yuanshan with excitement and reverence. Estimating that the time was almost up, he motioned for all the soldiers to focus on their eyes and began the first group hypnosis after completing their studies. With the help of alcohol, hypnosis was completed without danger.
After guiding everyone to sober up, Lu Yuanshan was already sweating profusely, and his spirit was exhausted to the extreme. summoned Han Shizhong and Xu Huiji in, and instructed Xu Huiji to deal with the next matters as he said before, and Han Shizhong sent him home!
Xu Huiji and Han Shizhong were waiting outside the tent, and they didn't care about the bursts of discussion coming from inside. At the end, the weird and extremely regular tone made Xu Huiji's figure stunned!
He knew that Lu Yuanshan would be rumored to be a fox immortal's bewitching technique. also firmly believed that he had been controlled by Lu Yuanshan, because he Xu Huiji clearly knew that he had betrayed General Li more than once, all because of this Instructor Lu!
When he heard Lu Yuanshan call him to go in and settle the soldiers, Xu Huiji knew that he would completely draw a line with General Li this time.
"Since the old man is a person who has sold his soul to others, there is no need to say anything moral," Xu Huiji smiled miserably.
Xu Huiji walked into the camp in response, and saw Lu Yuanshan's languid appearance as a matter of course. A twisted pleasure rose in my heart
"It seems that the old man alone is better than the more than fifty people in front of him." Thinking of this, I straightened my waist even more!
It's just that a picture suddenly flashed in Xu Huiji's mind.
On that day, when Lu Yuanshan was talking to himself about the finances of the army, he inadvertently revealed a strange algorithm, and his mind was suddenly distracted under this great joy. I saw that the man was looking at him like a ghost, and his eyes were like black holes devouring him. Xu Huiji remembered that it was at that time that his soul was forcibly signed a contract with this person. After waking up again, the body of the person in front of me has been swaying, but unfortunately there was no wind that day! ”
Xu Huiji suddenly thought that if he had persisted for a while that day, would the result be different? It's just that this idea was thrown aside by Xu Huiji as soon as it came out. I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, if I woke up in advance, I might no longer be in the world!
Xu Huiji thinks that he is a decisive person, and he has to learn to accept his fate when he can't do anything, so that Lu Yuanshan is not a little stronger than Li Yungui's old horseman
I have to say that sometimes Ah Q's spirit can still save many people, but what Xu Huiji doesn't know is that Han Shizhong is always on guard against him. If he does something unusual, he'll be in a different place!