"You think I'm a three-year-old, right?" Du Yande glanced at He Yayun with some disdain and the weasel he was holding in his hand, which was known as a weasel, "This is obviously a weasel!" And what about the Weasel? You mean to tell my daughter, she won't believe it! You're now talking about bedtime stories a little earlier. Mobile »

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"I really didn't lie to you, it was really what he said." He Yayun hurriedly defended, "I don't believe you asked Lancao." Lan Cao came up behind him, and was about to speak, but Du Yande stretched out his hand to stop him, "Lan Cao, I don't know what means you used to make He Yayun believe that this is a conscious weasel, but I won't believe it." There are too many things to take care of in the Oriental Harbor now, and the human affairs alone keep our executive committee busy every day, and you are now a virtual weasel with human consciousness, no kidding. Saying that, Du Yande was going to get up to see off the guests.

"Please wait a minute," He Yayun hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Du Yande, "Executive Committee Du, you have to believe me, this is not something that Lancao did, it's me." Du Yande was stunned for a moment, looked at He Yayun with a sincere face, and then glanced at the expressionless blue grass next to him, he wiped the tip of his nose that was a little itchy, and nodded at He Yayun, "Okay, you can say it." ”

"Today I asked a few colleagues to go to the Chengxi Farmers' Market to buy game, and this weasel man was sent with him, and we made the rabbit and ate it first." He Yayun's voice was interrupted by Du Yande, "I'll go, is it easy to eat meat in Dongfang Port now?" You actually sneaked up on the rabbit and ate it! ”

"Don't, don't!" He Yayun hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is not the point, the point is that when we found out that this weasel man was different from a weasel, the blue grass hadn't come yet, he came after we found out that this guy could understand us." While talking about the Asian Games, he held Nuo, who was sitting on his shoulder, in his hand and handed it over.

"Don't!" Du Yande hurriedly took a few steps back, "This guy will spank a fart, and when the time comes, I will give you a beating, and I will smell rotten eggs for a few days and nights." ”

At this time, Nuo hurriedly swung his two front paws, seeing that Du Yande was stunned, he hurriedly pointed at his ass with one paw and swung the other paw again, meaning that he would not fart. Nuo's movements made Du Yande feel quite interesting, and when he leaned over to take a look, he saw that Nuo was covered in oily and shiny hair, with a long beard on the side of his mouth, and his two eyes were staring straight at him, as if he was expecting what he said.

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"Can you really understand me?" Du Yande asked kindly, Nuo nodded hurriedly, and at the same time pointed at Du Yande with one front paw and the other pointed at his ear, Du Yande glanced at Lan Cao, he didn't know if Lan Cao was secretly translating with this weasel, but Lan Cao was obviously a little unhappy, turned around and walked to the window.

Du Yande thought for a while, picked up a pencil from the table, and handed it to the so-called Itachi, "In this way, you have to understand me, I am one of the executive committee members of this country, if I report your affairs, then I will have to face the inquiries of the executive committee, if even I can't convince myself, then it is even more impossible to convince them." You may not be able to write, but you should be able to draw in general, right? This skill elephant can do, do you draw your family members to see? As he spoke, he picked up a piece of paper from the table and handed it over.

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Nuo was stunned, stood there and tilted his head to look at Du Yande, after a while, he stretched out his two paws to hold the pencil, and then jumped to the table, he paced back and forth at the table twice, and then held the pencil in his hand, drew a horizontal line on the table, and pointed at himself with his paws, Du Yande nodded slightly, "You mean this is yourself, right?" ”

"Today I asked a few colleagues to go to the Chengxi Farmers' Market to buy wild meat, and this weasel man was sent over with him, and we ate the rabbit first." He Yayun's voice was interrupted by Du Yande, "I'll go, is it easy to eat meat in Dongfang Port now?" You actually sneaked up on the rabbit and ate it! ”

Nuo was obviously a little excited, nodded, and then drew a horizontal line on the paper, Du Yande asked with a sigh, "This is your wife?" Nuo nodded hurriedly, nodding excitedly, and Ma drew three horizontal lines on the paper, "You have three children?" ”

Nod nodded hurriedly, and then drew a short vertical line on its two horizontal lines for several days. At this time, everyone present couldn't understand, "Got married?" "Kicked out by you?" "Is it married?"

No's face clearly showed a sad look, and he shook his head, but he didn't know how to explain it, and at this moment, the blue grass head by the window didn't reply, but just said loudly there, "Both of his children are dead." The crowd was in an uproar and were about to ask, but they heard Bluegrass continue, "One of the two children died of human poison, and the other was hunted in the wild. ”

There was a sudden silence in the room, no one spoke, and I saw the table of Nuo squatting a little weakly, and after a while, he covered his face with two little paws and cried in a low voice. None of the elders present thought that there would be such a situation as now, the situation at this moment was very strange, a group of people stood in the office looking at the table and a weasel was crying there, if it was someone who came in now, Bao Buqi would think that everyone in this room was crazy.

Du Yande stood there for a long time without making a sound, looking at Nuo holding his head and crying and shrugging his little shoulders there, his heart was quite uncomfortable, and he wanted to say comfort, but he didn't know what to say.

"Executive Committee Du," Du Yande's voice suddenly sounded in his heart, and he didn't need to tell that it was Lan Cao who was speaking telepathically there again. "I came to Oriental Port a few months ago, and before I came, I had been secretly observing you for at least half a year, and before I came into contact with you, I always felt that you had such a high level of technology, but you were in a safe corner, and you were developing here, and I didn't know what you were going to do. After I joined you, after spending some time with the elders of Yang Muqin and He Yayun, I realized that you were just a group of ordinary people who came here from another world and wanted to become everyone. With you, I don't feel the helplessness of being looked down upon by human beings and driven away like before, you have a strong sense of compassion and willingness to help the poor, even if we are not human. ”

Du Yande looked at Nuo on the table and was about to speak, but he heard Lan Cao continue, "Itachi people are different from us, they have their thoughts and far more knowledge, but they are bound by weak bodies and cannot achieve the same free life as you and me, but I think that if they can be protected by the Senate, the Weasel people will definitely be able to make their contribution in places where ordinary people cannot exert their strength." ”

"What can they contribute?" Although Du Yande sympathized with this little weasel, he also knew that he would not be able to impress the Executive Committee with such a reason, let alone persuade the Senate Council, Lan Cao turned around, walked to the table, and said to the several senators present, "Although he is a weasel and has human thinking ability, he is still a weasel in the end, and his biggest ability is to catch mice, which should be very familiar to Executive Committee Du, right?" ”

Du Yande was of course familiar with the term, and when they first came to the New World, they often dug out vole nests here and there during the construction process. With the expansion of the construction of the Oriental Port, various rodents emerged in an endless stream, and voles were naturally quite numerous, but not long ago, someone found traces of house mice in the warehouses of agricultural products in the Senate.

House mice are different from ordinary mice, Liu Yeqiang of the research department took the lead in inspecting the corpses of a number of house mice and then informed the Executive Committee quite accurately that these house mice do not belong to this time and space, their source is the old world, and it is estimated that they have been hiding in the Dongfeng or those 8154 fishing boats before crossing over, and climbed the shore when they docked. Unlike voles, house mice depend on household garbage discarded by humans and steal human food to survive.

Nowadays, the brick and timber houses of the Oriental Port are mainly built, and there are holes left during construction everywhere in the walls and roofs. Even if they are filled with lime or cement, house rats are able to penetrate these fillings in a very short time and then infiltrate the rooms, at first they only eat the food hidden in each house and gnaw the wooden furniture in the house, but not long ago there have been many incidents of rats biting sleeping people after nightfall.

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Rats are not only harmed by stealing food and eating furniture, but also by roaming the streets of cities in large groups, carrying all kinds of parasites and spreading them everywhere. Although since the establishment of the Oriental Port, the Senate has paid special attention to the hygiene situation, whether it is the living environment or personal hygiene, the elders of the sanitation department have not relaxed at all. However, due to the spread of rats, there have been three outbreaks of parasites such as fleas and bed bugs in the port of Vostochny in recent months, which has caused headaches for the health department.

At the end of last year, there was a bumper harvest of corn in Dongfang Port, and the Committee of Agriculture threshed the corn and sent it to the barn for storage, but it did not expect that the rats would take the lead and drill through the walls of the barn, stealing a lot of grain, and according to preliminary statistics, the total weight of the grain lost was at least about 1.5 tons. A rat eats at least one kilogram of grain a year, and according to the amount of grain lost, there are at least 1,500 rats operating near the barn alone.

To deal with mice, the patriarchs used a lot of methods, what rat traps, rat cages and other means are about to rot, but there are not many mice caught, and most of them are small mice, those big rats from the old world are too smart, but whenever they encounter something suspicious, they will let the little mice test first, once they are caught, they will remember this thing, and never touch it next time; The method of sprinkling rat poison also does not work, at first some people made up rat poison to spread, but soon found that the rats in this time and space found these poisoned rice grains as fast as birds, often birds poisoned a large number of rats, rats have not poisoned one, and even more, sometimes there will be naturalized people who do not know that this is rat poison, happily sweep back to cook, but this situation has not appeared again after eating the poison and sending the family to stomach lavage.

At present, COAG can only ask the special investigation team to bring in a group of snipers, equipped with air guns and night vision devices at night, and wait to fight rats in the barn. Although the results of this method were quite high, they had to face the trouble of always having to transfer people from the special investigation team, and it was very difficult for the members of the Committee of Agriculture to fight them, and the barn was full of small lead bullets, which was quite troublesome to clean up.

Originally, a group of senators in the Senate were helpless against the rampant rats, and could only think of ways to suppress them, but the number of rats continued unabated - this is normal, rodents have a short reproductive time, they can reproduce in the first few months of life, and the number of reproductions is quite large, so killing a few rats is not rare at all. Later, it was suggested to raise cats, but the local indigenous cats are short, and often fall behind when fighting against mice, and the cats brought from the old world are big but big, but they have been regarded as pets every day in addition to basking in the sun is chasing the owner to eat, and they are too lazy to look at catching mice, so the plan to raise cats and mice has also failed, and now the rats caught by dogs in the Oriental Harbor are more caught by cats.

Now in front of Du Yande, another door suddenly opened, introducing weasels. Although the weasel in front of him, known as the Weasel Man who has thoughts and can understand human speech, is only a rarity in the population, Nuo said through the blue grass that although his seven aunts and eight aunts are not intellectual, they can communicate with him, and he can mobilize them to come to Dongfang Port to catch mice.

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Although there is a saying in the old world that the weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting, but the staple food of the weasel is not the chicken, relatively speaking, they prefer to catch mice, usually they can directly dig open the mouse nest, directly from the inside of the mouse, three or two mouthfuls, the old world statistics a weasel can eliminate at least three or four hundred mice a year, if it is changed here, it is equivalent to saying that a weasel can at least take back three or four hundred kilograms of food from the mouse mouth a year.

"Of course that's good!" Sun Bin almost didn't jump up, and patted Yang Minghuan on the shoulder again and again, "Agreed, as long as we can really bring a lot of weasels to catch mice, how much food can we save in a year?" ”

"That's no problem," Yang Minghuan nodded, "We can even issue an order in the name of the Senate that no one is allowed to capture weasels and allow weasels to roam freely in the Oriental Harbor, provided that they don't steal chickens." ”

"Weasels don't feed on chickens, and they're not hungry and desperate, so they won't go to the range of human activities to steal chickens." As soon as Du Yande's words fell, Nuo at the conference table nodded to several executive committee members present.

Yang Minghuan nodded, "But now there is another problem, even if he can bring his seven aunts and eight aunts, he can catch all the rats in Dongfang Harbor, but - how can we help him find his wife and children?" Do you want to send soldiers to search the mountains? Didn't you scare them all away sooner? ”