Chapter 601: Lying Gun (I)
Li Chengqian, who was extremely happy and sad, muttered all the way that he would not die if he didn't die, and left Chang'an with Xiao Wu and ran to the first stop of his journey, Luoyang. Updates are fast and ad-free.
This time the pair was a completely unexpected surprise to him, except for the somewhat embarrassing cause of the incident, everything else was so perfect.
"Brother Prince, what is it to not die without dying? Who died? "Xiao Wu, like Changle, also didn't know the whole process of Li Chengqian's assignment, so after hearing someone's 'you won't die if you don't die' several times in a row, you can't help but be curious.
"There are those who are alive, but dead; Some people are dead, but he is still alive......" I don't know why, Li Chengqian thought of Zang Kejia and that one, and naturally said it casually.
Xiao Wu was completely stunned at this time, feeling that he didn't know what Li Chengqian was talking about, what was dead and alive, what did it mean?
Li Chengqian didn't know what he wanted to say, he just thought of it suddenly, so he stopped after only a few words, and forced the long section back into his stomach.
Because of the next sentence: some people, riding on the heads of the people: "Oh, how great I am!". If it is said in Datang, it will be an out-and-out anti-poem, and it will not be wronged if you are immediately cut off your head.
Glancing at Xiao Wu in the circle, Li Chengqian tugged at her pigtails: "It's okay, brother is just a little emotional, it will be fine in a while." ”
"Oh." Xiao Wu replied in confusion, and put this matter aside and stopped thinking about it, after all, if Li Chengqian didn't want to say it, she wouldn't be able to guess it anyway, so she simply gave up guessing what the prince's brother was thinking.
However, the child's patience is limited after all, and after a short time, Xiao Wu thought of other questions: "Brother Prince, what's so fun in Luoyang?" Where are we going after we go to Luoyang? ”
What's there to do in Luoyang? Li Chengqian thought about it and found that in this era, it seemed that Luoyang really didn't have anything to play, and besides, the old man asked him to go hunting on behalf of the sky, so he had to pretend and walk around Datang, otherwise it would be tantamount to giving his handle to others to catch.
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian said to Xiao Wu: "Luoyang is really nothing fun, but we can go to Dengzhou, there is the sea, we can go to the beach to play, and we can also take a boat to go fishing at sea, in short, Dengzhou is good!" ”
"Dengzhou? The one in Shandong? Xiao Wu's face was about to twitch together, if he really went to Dengzhou in Shandong, it would be really far away, and it was so dangerous on the road, if something went wrong, .......
"Yes, it's Shandong, we haven't been there for a long time, but Wang Xuance said that Shandong is very different from before, and this time I just took the opportunity to take a look." Li Chengqian nodded, and then began to wander again, and the whole person fell into a trance, thinking about this and that for a while.
In the six years of Zhenguan, big snakes have been seen in various places, this is the information collected by the intelligence department, and various state capitals have also reported the discovery of big snakes from time to time, but this matter is not a big deal in Li Chengqian's opinion. It's just a big snake, and it's not a big dragon or something, there's no need to make a fuss at all, if it is put in the Celestial Empire in the future, no matter how big the snake is, it is estimated that it will be eaten.
However, it is the Tang Dynasty now, not in the Celestial Empire in the later generations, so the big snake is still very scary, not because of the big snake itself, but because some people regard the big snake as a spirit or the embodiment of a dragon, and they don't dare to touch it at all.
"Brother Prince, shall we stay in Luoyang?" Xiao Wu didn't give Li Chengqian time to continue to be in a trance, and after turning his big eyes a few times, he pulled Li Chengqian's sleeve and begged.
"Why? Didn't you say last year that you wanted to go to Shandong to see your unscrupulous brother? Li Chengqian was shaken back to his senses, looked at Xiao Wu and asked puzzled.
Xiao Wu was asked by Li Chengqian, and said timidly: "Because, because of the ......, because there are snakes on the road, it is rumored in the palace that the snakes outside are as thick as two buckets, and it only takes one bite to eat people, and it takes hundreds of people a day to be full." ”
Eating hundreds of people a day? Li Chengqian's expression stiffened, and after a while, he pinched Xiao Wu's nose with a wry smile: "Mei'er, there are a lot of hundreds of people, and a snake as thick as two buckets can't eat so much in a day, and even if you can eat it, it is impossible to eat so much every day." ”
"But that snake is a monster, Brother Prince, it's a monster!" Xiao Wu said very seriously, with a hint of fear in his eyes.
"Mei'er, can my brother tell you a story?" Listening to Xiao Wu talk about the big snake and monsters, Li Chengqian decisively thought of the white snake, thought of Xu Xian, and then the classic episodes such as stealing the fairy grass and the water flooding Jinshan.
"Is it a story about snakes?" Xiao Wu is not stupid, the big snake she just said, Li Chengqian is going to tell her a story, how can she not associate it.
Li Chengqian smiled appreciatively and patted Xiao Wu's head lightly: "Yes, an accident about the big snake is very good, do you want to listen to Mei'er?" ”
"Hmm...... isn't it scary?" Xiao Wu bit his fingers and asked worriedly.
"No!" Li Chengqian shook his head.
"Then Brother Prince, let's talk about it, Mei'er wants to listen!" Xiao Wu knew that Li Chengqian was very good at telling stories, as long as it wasn't scary, she still liked to listen to it.
"Okay, listen up!" Looking at Xiao Wu's preoccupied appearance, Li Chengqian smiled faintly, cleaned up his mood, and said in a deep voice with a light cough: "Shili Pinghu ......, uh, no, it's wrong, it's not this paragraph, I'll say it again!" ”
From Chang'an to Luoyang, Li Chengqian had no leisure on the way, and every day he got up in the morning, washed up, got into the carriage, and began to speak, until the sun and shadow set in the west, and then ...... Continued the next day.
Bai Suzhen transformed by the white snake, Xiaoqing transformed by the green snake, Xu Xian, a scholar who is naturally stupid, and Fahai, who is rigid and impersonal, the characters in each story seem to come to life in everyone's hearts through Li Chengqian's narration.
From the first day of the story, Xiao Wu and Yang Yuxin never left Li Chengqian's carriage, and even the night charm abandoned his mount and sat on the wheel of Li Chengqian's carriage and took over the work of the coachman.
The tent borrows an umbrella, the broken bridge meets, the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass is stolen, the water is flooded with Jinshan Temple, and the White Lady Yongzhen Leifeng Pagoda ...... The story tells that the two little girls in the car have cried into tears, and even the night charm who was driving couldn't help but shed a sad tear
"Brother Prince, the White Lady is so pitiful, where is Leifeng Tower? Shall we go and knock it down? Xiao Wu didn't care if there was a big snake on the road at this time, and only thought about how to rescue Bai Suzhen in the story.