The king of Donglin suddenly stepped forward and pressed all his weight on my lap.

The literati and writers on the side pointed at us one after another, whispering endlessly.

I tried to push him aside, but he insisted on sitting on my lap, and I couldn't move at all.

He tapped the tip of my nose with his bony fingers, and said with a smile, "This king has told you a secret. ”

"What?" I pinched the pear vortex on his face, and I thought that the drunken Donglin King was a little cute.

He was finally willing to stand up from my lap, staggered to the window, pulled out the sword in his waist, and pointed at my chest, "Everyone in the world says that this king is invincible in the world in martial arts, but I don't know that this king's most powerful move is this move!"

I laughed to myself, if the king of Donglin knew his drunken state, he would probably be embarrassed.

"*******!" the king of Donglin shouted, and the sharp blade of the Sky Slashing Sword cut off all the buttons on my robe.

"Ahh

I clutched my clothes in horror, picked up the wine glass on the table and smashed it at his head, "Did you mean to!"

Bang –

The king of Donglin did not dodge, and was hit in the forehead by the wine glass impartially.

He pursed his mouth, and his drunken eyes showed a little grievance, "It hurts, you have to blow it." ”

"Hahahaha, this person looks unfathomable, I can't imagine that he is a fool!"

"Why do I think he resembles the King of the East?"

"It shouldn't be! How wise and powerful is the king of Donglin, how can he be so stupid?"

......

The literati and writers on the side laughed heartily, and the discussion was very loud.

I dropped the flask to the ground and glared coldly at the people around me, "Get out." ”

When the king of Donglin heard me say this, he suddenly pointed his sword at the group of coaxing literati and inkmen, "Get out!"

For a while, the elegant seat on the second floor was silent, and the literati and artists looked at each other.

After a while, they left their seats and slipped away, and they dispersed in a hurry.

The king of Donglin threw his sword and staggered towards me, "This king's '*******' is not bad, right?"

I was full of black lines, my hands were clasped around the placket, and I glared fiercely at the king of Donglin, who suddenly changed his temperament, "Perverted!"

Donglin Wang raised his head abruptly and looked at me with a smile, "This king feels full of strength!"

"And then?" I subconsciously stepped back.

He stood up, pressed me step by step, pushed me into the corner, and pinched my cheeks with both hands, "This king really wants to rub you into his body." ”

Before I could react, he suddenly opened his mouth and gnawed on my nose.

The divine power in my palm shone with a pale golden halo, and it was ready to move.

But he didn't know it, and gnawed my nose for a while, then started gnawing my chin again.

"King Donglin, obedient. If you nibble on it again, I'll twist you into a twist. "Seeing that his lips were already tearing at my already tattered clothes, his patience was exhausted.

Boom –

My palm slammed into his chest, blasting him several meters away with just one percent of my divine power.

He raised his eyes in astonishment and looked at me aggrievedly, "Why did you hit me?"

Before the voice fell, he took a step back, and the whole person fell straight out of the window.

"The king of the east!" I took three steps and made two steps, ran to the windowsill, and stretched out my head to check on the king of the east.

But he didn't fall, but hid outside the windowsill, and when I stretched out my neck, he dragged me out and fell to the ground with him.

The second floor of Yaxiang Pavilion is not very high, and there is also the king of Donglin to cushion my back, so I fell from the second floor unscathed.

I took off his coat and put it on myself, glanced at him lying on the ground silently, and said, "When the wine wakes up, go back to Liwang's mansion by yourself." ”

He stood up, silently followed behind me, tugged at my sleeve and asked, "Father, are you angry?" ”

I turned around and looked at the dazed Donglin King, thinking to myself that he must have been very depressed when he was young, so he would behave so absurdly when he was drunk.

I touched his swollen forehead and whispered, "Obedient, I'll take you home." ”

He nodded and gave me a shallow kiss on the cheek, "You're so nice." ”

His soft lips made me shiver as if they were electrified. I froze in place, looked up at King Donglin, and found that his expression was very similar to that of the little girl, and I was amused and helpless for a while.

There was a commotion at the end of the street, and dozens of young girls screamed in surprise.

I looked up, only to find that Qi Yan ran out with his hair scattered.

It's really a narrow road!

I lowered my head, and was about to leave with the king of Donglin, but I didn't think that in the blink of an eye, Qi Yan had flashed in front of me.

"Ha-" Qi Yan snorted at me frantically, with the same smile on his face.

His breath was so choking with the smell of his feet that he almost smoked me to death.

But what made me even more desperate was that he seemed to have his eyes on the king of Donglin, and kept sucking at him. Donglin Wang Jie was seriously addicted, and was forced to swallow a few mouthfuls of turbidity, his face turned pale, and he fell to the ground unconscious.

"Qi Yan!" I angrily pushed him aside and said coldly, "stop pretending." It's just three or four hundred dreams, and you haven't broken out yet. ”

A hint of cruelty flashed in his eyes, and he slapped his palm towards the chest of the Donglin King.

I was in a hurry, urging the divine power in my body, and I actually sent out thousands of ice swords to block the damage for King Donglin.

In his mind, the peachwood box was ecstatic and said, "Host! you are a treasure! Not only can you create dreams, but you can also trigger ice swords!"

"Huh?" I only knew that my divine power was unfathomable, but I never thought that I was so powerful.

Qi Yan was obviously unguarded, and was injured by my ice sword sword qi, and one fell to the ground with a layer of haze on his face.

The peachwood box continued, "Host, I'm a little suspicious now, you are probably the Illusory Saintess who jumped off Zhuxiantai a hundred years ago. ”

I've heard a lot of rumors about the Holy Maiden of Illusions, and it is said that she can call the wind and rain, make dreams, and have powerful healing skills.

But I always thought I wasn't her.

After all, I am not as loving and kind as she is, and I can't understand why she would sacrifice herself to save the world.

All living beings have their own lives. The catastrophe of the Six Realms, how can one person turn the tide?

Qi Yan stood up from the ground tremblingly, his indifferent eyes as sharp as a knife had regained their clarity.

With his hands behind his back, he approached me with a step, "You fought me for the sake of the king of Donglin?"

"He's drunk, and it's not a gentleman's job to take advantage of people's danger. If King Qi wants to talk to him, can't he change the time?" "I stood in front of King Donglin, and I was afraid that Qi Yan would attack him again.

Qi Yan snorted coldly, "I was locked in hundreds of dreams by you, and I was delirious by you, why don't you feel sorry for me?

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3. Who gave the black box?

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