Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Steps Are Too Big and
Dong Shan thought that he had recognized an immortal as a master, so he relied on it and returned to the tofu workshop to show off his might. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Non-stop and Sakura Xue observed the movement outside the door through the gap between the door panels, and the vegetable girl was pulled behind by Sakura Xue to protect her.
Through the gap, I couldn't stop seeing Dong Shan's hesitation at first, and after looking left and right, he took a deep breath as if he had made up his mind.
He sneered in his heart and said: Kicking the widow's door and digging up the grave, you can do this kind of lack of virtue, how can Lao Tzu spare you? If you don't suffer a little today, Lao Tzu was born to you!
Thinking of this, he kept staring at Dong Shan, his eyes were cold, like a poisonous snake hiding in the dark, ready to strike a fatal blow to the enemy at any time.
Dong Shan finally made up his mind and kicked towards the door panel, just when his foot seemed to be kicked but not kicked, he hid in the dark and suddenly moved the door panel away, revealing his seemingly harmless smiling face from the gap.
It happened too suddenly, and Dong Shan was taken aback. He couldn't close his legs, kicked his feet into the air, his legs were stiffly skimmed, the crotch of his pants hit the threshold, and after his head came into close contact with the door panel, he fell down the steps on his back.
Dong Shan's unlucky process can be described as smooth, without a trace of stagnation.
He lay on the ground, the ghost fox howled, and the screams were incessant.
When Sakura Xue saw the tragic situation of this wicked man, her laughter was like a volcanic eruption, so unscrupulous, it seemed to be happier than killing a thief with her own hands.
He took out a handful of melon seeds from his arms and leaned on the door panel leisurely, snorting very pleasantly, like a dusty woman standing on the street to solicit customers: "Yo, this shape outside the director is very chic!" The contemplative lying on his side, tsk, true art. ”
There was some regret in his words, thinking about how good it would be if he had a camera, and how many people liked him if he posted a Weibo.
Dong Shan curled up on the ground, his eyes cracked: "Bald donkey! You!!! ”
He walked down the steps, squatted down, and spit out the melon seed skin in his mouth: "Yo, outside the director, the steps are too big, and you hit the egg, right?" Does it hurt? Tut-tut, there's a small head on the big head, and two more leaves for you are the King Kong gourd baby! ”
As he spoke, he poked the purple bag on his head with his hand.
Dong Shan squeaked in pain, struggled to stand up, shook his body, stretched out his finger and scolded: "Bald donkey! you! ”
He quickly stretched out his hand, and pointed his sword at the purple bag in Dong Shan's head with great precision: "Close your anus!" ”
Dong Shan was in pain, his body was unstable on his feet, and he sat backwards.
Sakura reached out and threw a brick under the windowsill, which landed right under Dong Shan's ass.
"Whew~"
Dong Shan's tail vertebrae were smacked hard, and he turned over on the ground like a loach caught ashore.
He turned his head endlessly and gave Sakurayuki a thumbs up, and Sakurayuki proudly picked his chin at him.
Constantly turning his head, with the expression of a cat crying mouse: "Oh, Dong Yuanwai is guilty of snake spirit disease?" ”
Dong Shan twisted and rolled on the ground, and finally stopped a few steps away. He got up from the ground, his hands flew up and down, Gu didn't care about his head, Gu didn't care about the gear, the pain was unbearable all over his body, and he didn't know where to cover.
This wicked man has already become angry, his blood is poured into his pupils, and his eyes are full of fierce light, and he can't wait to cut thousands of knives to relieve his anger. He gritted his back molars and yelled: "Bald donkey! How fucking dare you hurt me! ”
He shrugged his shoulders endlessly, spread his hands flatly, and looked innocent: "Where did Dong Yuanwai start with this, you don't take the right path yourself, what does it matter to me?" ”
Then his face changed, and he asked Dong Shan menacingly: "It's you, outside of Dong Yuan, why are you kicking our door panel in a good manner?" Looking for something, huh? ”
As he spoke, he picked up the half of the brick from the ground and walked towards Dong Shan.
Dong Shan saw the monk holding a brick and walking towards him step by step, so frightened that he turned his head and ran, shouting as he ran: "Little bald donkey, you wait for me!" Someone will clean you up sooner or later! ”
After speaking, like a duck being driven away, he twisted his cheeks with his legs and crotch, and quickly disappeared into the street corner.
He threw aside half of the brick in his hand, shook his head and sighed: "Hey, this egg is broken." ”
Sakura Xue was already laughing so hard that she walked to the side: "It's a shame that you think of it!" Now, he still has to cut off his children and grandchildren! Hahaha. ”
He looked innocent: "I didn't do anything, he took too big a step by himself, what does it have to do with me!" I just don't think the door panel is in the right place, readjust it, that's all. ”
The Caijia girl also walked over, and said to Bu Zhi with a worried face: "Little Master, Dong Shan said that someone will clean you up, what do you mean by this?" ”
He shrugged his shoulders endlessly: "The devil knows what bad farts he has in his stomach." ”
Ying Xue scared him and said, "What Dong Shan means by this is that he has found a very powerful person to deal with you!" ”
He clenched his fists to his mouth and looked scared: "No... Looking for someone to bully me, a little monk who has no power to tear up chickens? I'm still a kid! ”
Ying Xue looked at him with a look of contempt: "What? Is this scary? ”
He kept crying and said, "Of course I'm scared!" I'm afraid that he will find a waste, which will not be enough to make the little monk happy. ”
When Sakura Xue heard the endless saying, "Of course I'm scared", she wanted to say "Grandma protects you!" to show their pride.
But after listening to the endless words, she almost bit her tongue, I really don't know where this flower monk came from.
Ying Xue said helplessly: "Monk, you are really..." She wanted to say: You are really shameless.
But before she could finish speaking, she immediately said: "It's really domineering?!" The little monk thinks so too! ”
Then he said helplessly: "Hey, my low-key domineering still can't escape your eyes!" ”
"It's so shameless!" Sakura Xue expressed this sentence in her heart with a super big white eye.
The Caijia girl was concerned: "Little master, sister, if this Dong Shan really found a helper, what should I do?" ”
kept raising his nose and sniffing it, it was the fragrance of stewed chicken wafting from Uncle Zhang's house. He said, "Come on, come here, whatever, it's important to eat chicken first." ”
After saying that, he ran back to the store.
The vegetable girl didn't pay attention to it at all, and she didn't have the ability to do it, so she could only do it in a hurry.
Ying Xue persuaded her: "Sister don't worry, Dong Shan's failure to come is his cheapness." If he doesn't repent, I'll kill him with one sword!" ”
The vegetable girl looked around nervously: "Sister, don't always put the word killing on your lips, in case the government listens to it, and causes trouble in vain." ”
Sakura: "What can the government do with me?" Sister, don't worry, this Xuanzhen can live and live, if you are tired of living, go home with me. Wouldn't it be nice for you and my sisters to be together every day? ”
What else did the vegetable girl have to say, she kept standing in the store and urging: "Two beautiful donors, why are you still stunned?" Come back soon, Zhang Shizhu called us. ”
Ying Xue saw that the girl of the vegetable family had a difficult face, so she was relieved: "Sister don't worry, sister will not say anything in the future." ”
Only then did the vegetable girl rejoice: "This is very good." ”
When the two of them entered the door of the tofu factory, they disappeared, probably because they couldn't wait to go to Zhang's house to eat chicken.
Sakura Xue was disgusted: "This monk! Just know how to eat. ”
The vegetable girl smiled and said, "Come to think of it, it's the little master who has been tired all afternoon and is hungry." ”
As he spoke, he turned around and pressed the door panel.
Ying Xue hurriedly stopped her: "Sister, don't move, be careful of the fetal gas." With that, he took the lead in installing the door panel.
The vegetable girl smiled and said, "My body, where is it so expensive, it is not in the way." ”
Sakura Xue said: "It's not in the way, and it can't be tiring my eldest nephew, right?" ”
The vegetable girl was shy: "It doesn't have to be a boy." ”
Sakura Xue took her sister's hand: "It doesn't matter if he's a boy or a girl, as long as it's my sister's child, I like it!" ”
The Caijia girl's heart warmed, and it was the first time since her husband left, she felt cared for. When she saw Ying Xue's playful appearance, she couldn't help but tease her: "That sister is also getting married soon, and it is good to have a baby?" ”
As soon as Ying Xue was told by her, she turned her face away in shame: "Sister, I'm ashamed." ”