Chapter 1 Carry a basket to the battlefield

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When the battle of Jiangjungou was about to start, Chen Wenzhou was peeling cabbage in the fire team.

The sentinel who gave the order rushed into the fire team with a roar, "The general has an order, all the soldiers of the Xiao Cavalry Battalion are all on duty and ready to attack the general's ditch at night!" ”

"Am I?" Chen Wenzhou put down the cabbage in his hand and raised his hand to ask.

The sentinel glanced at Chen Wenzhou a few times, and saw that he was quite well-proportioned, medium height, slightly thin, and ordinary-looking, but the two sword eyebrows were quite heroic, and the two eyes under the eyebrows were quite bright.

The sentinel nodded, "Why not?" Not only your fireheads, but even the horsemen are going to go, everyone in our battalion has to participate in the battle! ”

"Everyone?" A group of guys from the firehead team, look at me, I'll look at you, obviously, this kind of situation where the whole battalion is dispatched is basically a zero probability event.

As soon as he heard that the grooms were on the field, the bearded man raised his eyebrows, picked up the pig-killing knife next to him and stuck it on the cutting board with a "du" sound, "Brothers, copy guys!" We can't let those mules squash us! ”

The firehead team also has self-esteem, although they can't compare with the regular cavalry in the battalion, but they must not let the guys in the stables who dig up dung and brush the horses steal the limelight.

The men responded positively to the call to battle, put down their work and started an encounter to grab weapons.

Because the lack of weapons in the firehead team has reached an outrageous level.

The one who dived picked up the flat shoulder, the one who chopped the wood pinned the rusty wood knife to the waistband of his trousers, the two spoons grabbed two kitchen knives respectively, and the three burners fought for a bamboo pole and their faces were red, and they rolled up their sleeves to prepare for a competition to win the championship, if it were not for the bearded team leader to stop the three with a pig-killing knife, I am afraid that a bamboo pole can cause a bloody case, and a mutiny is inevitable.

The sentry officer was very pleased: although the brothers were in the firehead team, they always maintained a high fighting enthusiasm and a sense of collective honor.

Chen Wenzhou, who stretched his neck and was stunned, swallowed his saliva, and when he reacted, even the spoon was snatched up.

He was ready to go to the battlefield with a cauldron, but finally gave up, although the defense range and strength of this cauldron are not bad, but its shape is really not ideal, it seems to be the second generation of super ninja turtles.

Chen Wenzhou was helpless, and at this moment, he truly realized the disastrous consequences of the lack of military strategic resources for the troops.

So he picked up two Chinese cabbages from the basket, and judging from the similarity of appearance, Chen Wenzhou thought that this object was comparable to the famous melon grenade during World War II.

However, considering that the killing radius and killing intensity of Chinese cabbage are extremely limited, Chen Wenzhou finally profoundly practiced the principle of specific analysis of specific problems and the theory of optimal selection - picking up two baskets of Chinese cabbage.

Chen Wenzhou, a former student of the Army Military Academy, specializes in the study of tactical theory, and before he could show his strength, when he was traveling, he was so proud that he ran to the giant ship, but he fell into the sea and was swallowed by a shark.

After waking up, he returned to the Tianbao period of Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty with half-hung memories, and lived on the streets until he was about twenty years old.

The school field began, and all the cavalry battalions lined up, waiting for the commander's instructions.

The school field is located outside the gate, and there is a point platform with a wooden board in front of it, and a war drum is erected on the left and right, and two strong and powerful shirtless drummers are quickly beating the drum surface, and the drum beat is from slow to fast, from light to heavy, like thunder slowly pressing down from far and near.

The role of the ancient war drum is equivalent to the trumpet in modern times, and the drum sound is different, and its meaning is also different, just like there are different blowing methods such as the assembly trumpet and the charge trumpet.

Later studies have proved that the scientific truth of the ancient war drums lies in the fact that the beating of the drum secretly matches the rhythm of people's heartbeat and pulse, so as to produce resonance, accelerate heartbeat and blood circulation, and stimulate people's fighting spirit and excitement.

The majestic horses either snorted or raised their hooves and neighed.

Chen Wenzhou stood on tiptoe and looked around, it seemed that the Xiao Cavalry Battalion was indeed all dispatched, in addition to the standing regular cavalry, he was standing next to his colleagues from the Huotou team and the horsemen from the stables.

According to Chen Wenzhou's observation, although the overall mental outlook of the groom is no less than that of the Huotou team, the individual equipment is far from that of the Huotou team.

The firehead team had at least kitchen knives, wood knives, pig killing knives and other iron sharp weapons with knife characters, but the Mafu Gang had nothing to grow except for a few shovels to shovel, and they were almost in an embarrassing situation.

The town general Li Siye is a young man in his twenties, but he has a calm and bearing that does not match his age.

He took the adjutant and began to order, and the Xuanzi Xiao Cavalry Battalion had a total of 640 people in place, 600 Xiao Cavalry, 20 men, and 20 horsemen.

Li Siye walked in front of the soldiers one by one, sorted out their clothes for them, and used his eyes and nods from time to time to convey the commander's care and encouragement to the soldiers.

When he arrived in front of Chen Wenzhou, Li Siye stopped. He stared at the young man, who looked a little thin: a strong, rustic smell of the countryside came to his face.

It seems to be the taste of Chinese cabbage, Li Siye analyzed.

With Li Siye's pause, all the soldiers focused their eyes on Chen Wenzhou, who was empty-handed.

"Where's your weapon?" Li Siye asked.

Chen Wenzhou picked up two baskets from the left and right sides.

Except for the firehead, no one else understood what Chen Wenzhou meant, thinking that he had some special meaning, such as performance art.

Li Siye looked a little confused, frowned and asked, "Which regiment are you from (the Tang Army's troop establishment, which has jurisdiction over one hundred to four hundred people)?" Who is your brigade commander (regimental officer) and why didn't you equip you with weapons? ”

Chen Wenzhou replied: "Back to Shangfeng, I am the Huotou Army, and there are no weapons in the Huotou team. ”

"Oh," Li Siye nodded, suddenly realized. The Heads of Fire are not a standing army, so they are not armed. However, this time the battle was different from the past, and Li Siye had the confidence and determination to win: he had to have a supper on the heights of Jiangjungou tonight.

"Then what are you carrying the basket for?"

That's a good question.

Chen Wenzhou was asked, it is true, he did not think carefully about this topic at the moment of carrying the basket: What am I carrying the basket for? Chen Wenzhou asked himself.

Li Siye stared at Chen Wenzhou with burning eyes, and the rest of the people also formed a dense firepower blockade with their eyes.

But he was known for his wit and courage in the vegetable washing team of the Huotou Brigade and immediately replied: "This is my weapon." ”

Twenty seconds of silence.

There is a feeling in Li Siye's chest that is about to burst out, so eager! In view of the double torture of the bad influence but really unbearable, the Andofin secretion in Li Siye's body increased rapidly, and then ignited the kind of gushing emotion in everyone's hearts.

Hahaha,

Hahaha......

A minute-long hilarity.

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