[282] drunk Zhang Nan
Summary of the previous chapter: Cao Cao asked Ma Xiaoquan for instructions on the next step, and Ma Xiaoquan started with the people around Yuan Xi and Yuan Shang. Cao Cao pushed the boat down the river, and asked Ma Xiaoquan to be a lobbyist. After Ma Xiaoquan considered it comprehensively, he decided to persuade Jiao Feng first, and then Zhang Nan
+++++++++++++++++++++ "General Zhang, you're in too much of a hurry!" ”
Zhang Nan gasped and said unhappily: "Lord Shangxian, what do you mean by this, show it out and don't let you eat it?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan glanced at the beauties around him, nodded and said, "It's not that you won't be allowed to eat, but you must have an atmosphere, cultivate the atmosphere, and it's not too late for us to eat again."
"Atmosphere? How is there an atmosphere method? ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said a few words in Zhang Nan's ear.
When Zhang Nan heard this, he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth and said, "Okay, just follow the words of Lord Shangxian." ”
In the evening, Zhang Nan hosted a banquet for Ma Xiaoquan to eat, and the two called them brothers, and they were very harmonious.
Ma Xiaoquan slowly put his hand into his arms and took out a small bag, and then, Ma Xiaoquan skillfully opened the small bag with three fingers, and then secretly poured the medicinal powder in the small bag into the wine.
"Come, General Zhang, this immortal will give you a drink!" Ma Xiaoquan said, picked up the wine jug, and personally poured Zhang Nan a glass of wine.
Zhang Nan laughed and drank the wine, and after drinking, Zhang Nan smashed the bar and said, "Why does this wine taste a little wrong just now?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan hugged Zhang Nan's shoulders and said, "General Zhang, I don't think the wine tastes right, but you kid wants to eat meat, right?" ”
Zhang Nan was stunned for a moment and laughed.
Ma Xiaoquan clapped his hands lightly, and the dressed Tsing Yi slowly walked in.
Zhang Nan couldn't wait to rush up to hug Tsing Yi, but unfortunately, he was empty.
Zhang Nanse's heart rose and he sighed twice.
Tsing Yi grinned, put his hand into his chest, and then slowly pulled out his belly pocket from the placket.
Zhang Nan looked at the drool, and both eyes were about to burst out.
This scene, not to mention Zhang Nan, even Ma Xiaoquan, couldn't help it.
"Damn ~~" Ma Xiaoquan scolded in his heart: Where did this dead woman learn it, it's too fucking tempting~~ Confused, no, I have to find a time to ask her where she learned this
Tsing Yi threw the belly pocket to Zhang Nan, who took the belly pocket and took a few puffs in front of his nose.
"It's so fragrant~~" Zhang Nan swallowed his saliva and muttered.
At this time, the veiled Tsing Yi said delicately: "General, you smell it again, okay?" ”
When Zhang Nan heard this, he mumbled, and his body immediately softened.
On the side, Ma Xiaoquan became more and more angry, but there was no way, he had promised Tsing Yi before, and it was impossible to go back on his word now.
Ma Xiao said wholeheartedly: Dog, Zhang Nan, if you dare to touch a finger of my daughter-in-law, I will beat you into a pig's head.
Zhang Nan smiled, held Tsing Yi's belly pocket in front of his nose and took a few sips.
After these few mouthfuls, Zhang Nan suddenly felt that the world was spinning.
Zhang Nan's amount of alcohol is very good, and it shouldn't be a problem to drink a few large jars at once, but somehow, after smelling his belly pocket, Zhang Nan fainted badly.
Seeing this, Tsing Yi hurriedly stepped up and supported Zhang Nan: "General Zhang, you are drunk." ”
Zhang Nan squinted his eyes, at this moment, he was already delirious.
Ma Xiaoquan also stepped forward and snatched Zhang Nan from Tsing Yi's hand: "Okay, get ready, go to bed." ”
Tsing Yi "nodded", and Ma Xiaoquan set up Zhang Nan in his own rest tent.
"Hmm~~It stinks~~" As soon as he entered the account, Tsing Yi took off his previous posture and complained.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said, "My Seventh Lady, what kind of medicine are you, the effect is so strong?" ”
Tsing Yi snorted: "This is my Baiyi clan's 'five color dispersion', although it has a little taste, but after people eat it, they will feel ethereal and dizzy, as if they are in the clouds."
The more Ma Xiaoquan listened, the more he felt that the "colorless dispersion" that Tsing Yi said was like modern heroin, so he asked Tsing Yi: "You tell me the recipe!" ”
Tsing Yi was stunned for a moment: "Does Xianggong understand medicine?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "I know a little bit about it." ”
Tsing Yi sighed and said, "Bai Zhuo, Wang Buliu, Flower of God"
"Wait!" Ma Xiaoquan suddenly stopped and asked Tsing Yi: "What is this flower of the gods?" ”
Tsing Yi blinked his eyes and said: "The Flower of God is a very beautiful thing that is planted in my Baiyi clan, it has many colors, it is easy to survive, and more importantly, after taking the Flower of God, it can make people feel comfortable."
"A lot of colors? Easy to survive? Comfortable? The more Ma Xiaoquan thought about it, the more he felt that the "flower of God" in Tsing Yi's mouth was the raw material of heroin - poppy.
"Isn't that right?" Ma Xiao said wholeheartedly: This poppy only came to China in the nineteenth century, and now it is only 205 AD, how is it possible?
Unable to get a clear answer, Ma Xiaoquan had no choice but to ask about the heart of time in his body.
In fact, the heart of time cannot communicate with Ma Xiaoquan, it just reminds Ma Xiaoquan in the process of Ma Xiaoquan's work.
If Ma Xiaoquan does things according to the course of history, the heart of time will not be restless, otherwise, the heart of time will be restless.
Ma Xiaoquan judged whether the course of history was wrong according to the characteristics of the Heart of Time, from Yuan Tan's suicide to convincing Jiao to touch Zhang Nan, the Heart of Time has never reacted.
"I grow a poppy?" Ma Xiaoquan said tentatively.
As soon as the words fell, the heart of time in his body immediately became agitated.
"I don't plant, I don't plant, I'm kidding!" Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his abdomen, grinning and hurriedly changed his words.
On the side, Tsing Yi felt strange: "Xianggong, what is a poppy?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan grinned and asked Tsing Yi: "Do you still have the flower of the gods?" ”
Tsing Yi shook his head: "There are still some seeds, Tsing Yi is thinking about when to plant some in the Ma family's compound." ”
As soon as Tsing Yi said, Ma Xiao's heart of time was even more restless.
Ma Xiaoquan refused: "Tsing Yi, this flower of the gods, don't plant it in the Ma family's compound." ”
"Why?"
Ma Xiaoquan covered his abdomen, gritted his teeth and said: "If I say that I can't plant, I'm not allowed to plant, in the future, I will split a separate place for you to plant, of course, Tsing Yi You have to promise me, this flower of the gods, never tell outsiders, do you hear?" ”
Tsing Yi nodded.
"Huh~~" As soon as Tsing Yi agreed, the restlessness of the heart of time immediately stopped.
Ma Xiaoquan straightened his waist, looked at Zhang Nan, who was sleeping like a puddle of mud next to him, and asked Tsing Yi: "What should I do now?" ”
Tsing Yi grinned: "Xianggong, you have to take off all his clothes and pants." ”
Ma Xiaoquan did so.
Tsing Yi turned his back and didn't look at Zhang Nan's disgusting body.
"What else?"
Tsing Yi muttered: "Xianggong has to be a little bit good." ”
"What's the likeness?"
Tsing Yi squirmed and chirped for a long time without humming a word, Ma Xiaoquan looked strange, and guessed in his heart: Could it be that Tsing Yi means to let me help this grandson masturbate?
After thinking about it, Ma Xiaoquan asked Tsing Yi again: "Tsing Yi, what's the matter?" ”
Tsing Yi snorted a few times, and his voice was very low: "A few days ago, when I passed by the courtyard room, I saw a girl in the house helping a man" Tsing Yi stopped when he said this, but the meaning, Ma Xiaoquan understood.
Ma Xiaoquan was surprised: "Why don't I know? ”
Tsing Yi pouted: "Xianggong has 7 wives, we all take turns to serve you, and unlike those subordinates, there is no marriage, of course it will be like that, how could you notice this?" ”
As soon as Tsing Yi said this, Ma Xiaoquan realized that there seemed to be that kind of thing to help with in ancient times.
Ma Xiaoquan asked Tsing Yi tentatively: "You mean, I help him?" Ma Xiaoquan said, pointing at Zhang Nan.
Tsing Yi nodded.
"I~~~~" Ma Xiaoquan immediately burst out and refused, "How is this possible, I am Lord Shangxian, how can I do such a thing?" ”
Tsing Yi pouted: "What is the Immortal?" Xianggong has said that Xianggong is a human being"
"Hey~~" Ma Xiaoquan smiled, hugged Tsing Yi into his arms, reached into Tsing Yi's placket and pinched it twice, and said, "Do you want to find a replacement?" ”
Tsing Yi braided his sleeves and said eagerly: "Why don't I come?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan's face sank: "If you dare to touch that disgusting guy, I will castrate him." ”
Tsing Yi grinned, shook Ma Xiaoquan's arm, and said coquettishly: "Of course Tsing Yi won't, Tsing Yi is Xiang Gong's woman, Tsing Yi only loves Xiang Gong alone in this life, Tsing Yi's body, and only let Xiang Gong touch it alone, if someone touches Tsing Yi's body, Tsing Yi will commit suicide, no ambiguity"
Tsing Yi said very seriously, Ma Xiaoquan hurriedly covered Tsing Yi's small mouth, and said: "My good Tsing Yi, my good seventh lady, Xiang Gong doesn't mean this, Xiang Gong also loves you"
Tsing Yi didn't hesitate and said: "Does the prime minister love Tsing Yi more, or Mrs. Yue'er more?" ”
"This" Ma Xiaoquan couldn't answer.
Tsing Yi pouted and muttered: "Actually, in Xianggong's heart, there is someone else who can't let go, right?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was silent, which could be regarded as acquiescence.
Indeed, if it is said that Ma Xiaoquan is the woman who cannot forget Jì the most, there is only one from beginning to end.
Bright Moon Heart.
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and diverted the topic: "Okay, we have to do our best, Tsing Yi, you have to think of a different way to do what you said." ”
Ma Xiaoquan thought about it again, and suddenly remembered a person.
"Hey~~" Ma Xiaoquan whispered in Tsing Yi's ear and gave Tsing Yi a rough description of this person's situation, and after Tsing Yi heard it, he was overjoyed and said: "Xianggong, what you said is true?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "But we have to go together for this matter." ”
Tsing Yi nodded: "Okay, then let's do our best, otherwise it will be difficult to say after the effect of the medicine!" ”
"Good!"