"Swearing?" Ouyang Zhi was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Dong Ce curiously: "Brother Dong, I think that this connection is indeed wonderful, you see, he uses Meilan Zhuju as a guide, and uses plausibility as a lure, it is really difficult to think of a match!" ”

Dong Ce couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this, and said: "Tempting a ball, you only look at its shape, you don't know the inside, so you naturally think it's absolute!" ”

"Shhh Ouyang Zhi looked at the upper link on the doorpost again, and shook his head for a long time: "I really can't see anything, but since Brother Dong can see it, I don't know if Brother Dong has a lower link?" ”

"It's too simple, listen ......" Dong Ce stretched out his hand and pointed to the upper link of the doorpost, just opened his mouth, and suddenly someone touched his side, followed by a sentence: "Good dogs don't get in the way" A short man didn't even have to fold his waist, and walked directly from Dong Ce's armpit to the front and looked up at the upper link on the doorpost.

Dong Ce naturally didn't bother to pay attention to it, and continued: "Brother Ouyang, listen well, my next link is half into the kitchen, round or not round!" ”

"Kitchen Circle? Ouyang Zhi thought for a moment, and suddenly asked dumbfounded, "Is that the pot and pan?" ”

"Brother Ouyang is talented, it is this pot and pan!" Dong Ce nodded.

Ouyang Zhi couldn't help but be stunned for a while, but he pondered it carefully, and felt quite interesting: "Hey, although Ouyang doesn't know why Brother Dong came up with this far-fetched link, it is undeniable that there is a wonder, whether it is the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting of the text, or the sword, gun and halberd of the martial arts, it cannot reflect this couplet, except for Brother Dong's pots and pans, haha!" Interesting, interesting. ”

Ouyang Zhi's laughter immediately attracted the attention of the people around him, Dong Ce saw that he was observed by so many people, although he was not afraid, but he didn't like it either, so he spread his hands and bowed, signaling Ouyang Zhi to say while walking, the two quickly walked out of the crowd, but they didn't know that at this moment, after a short figure saw the back of Dong Ce leaving, his eyes immediately rolled "Hehe" and snickered twice, and then rushed to the gate of the village and shouted: "I have a link!" ”

"What?" Huang Zhongqin listened to the report of his subordinates, couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously glanced at the people in the pavilion, and saw that they were the same as himself, and even Cao Luorong, who had always been lazy, raised his phoenix eyes and stared at them.

"Ahem, I can't think of it!" Huang Zhongqin smiled bitterly and said: "This has just been posted, and in an instant, this next link has come out, which talent or beauty is it?" ”

After Huang Zhongqin finished speaking, everyone's eyes fell on the young man who reported the matter.

This young man was not stage frightened, and said calmly: "The seventh son of the Lu family, Lu Xiaoxiao!" ”

"Oh, it's him, you read that right?" Huang Zhongqin was incredulous.

The rest of the people were also stunned when they heard this, as if they all knew that Lu Gongzi.

"How could he be wrong about his small size!" The boy smiled lightly.

"Yes!" Huang Zhongqin thought of Lu Xiaoxiao's body shorter than a woman, and smiled slightly: "Not to mention the poems he made before, since he said that there are lower couplets, we might as well listen to it?" With that, Huang Zhongqin looked at everyone present.

"Naturally!" Everyone nodded in unison.

After a while, the short Lu Xiaoxiao jumped on the long wooden bridge leading to the Drunken Immortal Pavilion like a little monkey, and was extremely happy, secretly thinking that if he let his father know, he was also lucky enough to sit in this Drunken Immortal Pavilion, then he would definitely reward him with a few hundred taels!

As they got closer and closer, the people in the pavilion could see more and more clearly, and at this glance, Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but secretly say: "Good girl, these are all famous talented women in Suzhou, alas, even Liu Niangzi is here!" ”

The man in the pavilion was not ignored by Lu Xiaoxiao, but he didn't see it at all.

"Lu Gongzi!" Huang Zhongqin got up first, bowed slightly to Lu Xiaoxiao, and said with a smile: "I wonder if Lu Gongzi really made a couplet?" ”

Lu Xiaoxiao's eyes did not fall on Huang Zhongqin at all, but stared straight at Liu Su, who suddenly heard Huang Zhongqin asking, and couldn't help but "ah", then he remembered what he was doing, immediately straightened his body, and said proudly: "Of course, I, Lu Xiaoxiao, am only eight buckets tall and five rich, how can I be stumped by this little pair." ”

As soon as Lu Xiaoxiao's words came out, everyone present was paving!

"Then please ask Lu Gongzi to say the next link!" Huang Zhongqin's face was also very ugly.

Lu Xiaoxiao didn't look at him at all, just looked directly at Liu Su and said: "Hehe, Liu Niangzi, if I make the next couplet, can Liu Niangzi ......?"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Liu Su snapped and said: "Yes or not, what does it have to do with me, let's ask Sister Cao what reward there is!" ”

"Ahh Lu Xiaoxiao suddenly lost interest when he heard this, and said with a wry smile on his face of loss: "I think it's better to forget it." ”

"If you can really come out, I'll help you invite Sister Liu out for a trip!" Cao Luorong, who has been too lazy to speak, miraculously said a word at this moment!

"Sister!" Liu Suliu raised her eyebrows, quite dissatisfied.

Cao Luorong didn't hear it, her eyes suddenly stared at Lu Xiaoxiao sharply and said, "Say it!" ”

"Say...... Just say it. Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't stand Cao Luorong's aggressive gaze, and subconsciously didn't dare to look at each other, and tried to raise her voice as much as possible: "My next link is, half into the kitchen, round but not round." ”

"Hahaha!" In an instant, the hall burst into laughter!

"What are you laughing at?" Cao Luorong swept everyone's eyes.

"Mrs. Cao, do you think this link is worthy of your link? So I can say a bunch of them casually. Jali sneered.

"No, no, Brother Jia may not know, Brother Lu's circle must be the pots and pans in the kitchen, but unfortunately, it's a bit vulgar! Haha......" After the man surnamed Ye finished speaking, everyone suddenly burst into laughter again.

Lu Xiaoxiao instantly blushed and had a thick neck, and his little head shrank and stretched, and he explained: "That, that...... Then tell me about it! ”

As soon as these words came out, many people's faces were stiff, but they let them laugh and disdain.

"Enough!" Cao Luorong snorted coldly, startling everyone to shut up.

"Lu Gongzi!" Ignoring everyone's puzzled gazes, Cao Luorong looked directly at Lu Xiaoxiao again, took a deep breath and said, "Who did you know about this couplet?" ”

Lu Xiaoxiao was shocked when she heard this, and the rest of the people were also stunned, and they all gathered their minds and prepared to watch a good show!

"I did it myself, so why should I listen to others?" Although Lu Xiaoxiao was a little flustered, he still held on.

"You can't do it." Cao Luorong sneered, swayed from side to side to support the case, burped, instantly recovered to a lazy face, kicked out a pair of embroidered shoes from under a few cases, stretched her feet in, and dragged her step by step towards the outside of the pavilion, during which she did not forget to take away a talented man's wine jug.

Along the way, Cao Luorong didn't say a word, and everyone looked at her puzzled, not understanding what was wrong with her? Didn't they all crawl home after drinking and dispersing in the past? I'm changing my sex today!

It wasn't until Cao Luorong walked out of the wooden pavilion and stood on the bridge and looked back at the wooden pavilion plaque that she showed a sneering expression and said abruptly: "Drunken immortal, the first, not the most, how can it be the first?" ”

A sarcasm hung on her face, Cao Luorong's slender posture turned, her shoes dragged away, and the drunken beauty swayed away, and in an instant, the lookout deeply felt what a crazy woman in Gusu was!

Cao Luorong is very beautiful, but her beauty is very different, almost unbearable beauty for men, and this kind of endurance is twofold, one is that she is so beautiful that any man will fall in love at a glance when he sees it, and then it will be unforgettable, but she is also very lazy and even worse, whether it is character, character, or habits, it is all rotten at home, so rotten that it cannot be replicated!

In the past two years, people who live in Gusu Mansion, especially those who like to get up early, will probably often see a woman in a gorgeous dress lying on the ground snoring, at first, many people, especially men, when they see this woman's well-proportioned and slender body, messy hair and white jade-like stunning appearance, they can't help but want to kiss Fangze, and even simply carry it home to enjoy it, but every time these people approach, I don't know where to go, suddenly a group of big men rushed out and beat this person up, and then ...... There is no aftermath either.

Not only that, Cao Luorong also likes to gamble, and the gambling products are so bad that the worst gamblers in Gusu Mansion are ashamed!

Now there is no gambling house in Gusu Mansion that is willing to let Cao Luorong gamble, not because she is afraid that she will win, because she doesn't know how to gamble at all, she has always bet indiscriminately, and when she wins, she laughs heartily, so cool that she punches and kicks the people around her, and if she loses, she directly lifts the table and leaves, but no one dares to be angry, not because of how big her family background is, but because the people who support her are too terrible! Even when she shouted in front of the casino, "My future husband has money, and now I'm here to bring it to you, open the door." "But still, no one dares to open it!

With Cao Luorong's departure, the Drunken Immortal Pavilion regained harmony again, and everyone was either chatting or thinking about the next link, and no one took Lu Xiaoxiao's next link seriously, after all, in their place, what pots and pans could not be on the table at all, and they had to be laughed at and generous.

At this moment, in a tea shop outside Gusu City, Ouyang Zhi couldn't help but ask curiously: "Now that Brother Dong can talk, what is the problem in this pair?" ”

Dong Ce directly asked Xiao Er for a pot of boiling water, then reached out and took the bamboo tube handed by Liu Fu, after opening the seal, he poured out some curly and shriveled tea leaves from it and sprinkled them into the boiling kettle, only then did he shake the kettle and smiled: "It's actually very simple, but some people know it at a glance, and some people don't understand it all their lives, the reason is that his character is not bad!" ”

"Oh! So what's the solution? Ouyang Zhi was even more anxious.

Dong Ce didn't want to hang people's appetites, so he said skillfully while pouring tea: "Plum blossoms are proud, orchids are lonely, chrysanthemums are light, these three points are put on a man, it can be said that this person is arrogant, noble and elegant, and indifferent to fame and fortune, he is simply a saint!" ”

"Hmm!" Ouyang Zhi nodded approvingly and said, "That's true, otherwise you will be called a gentleman!" But what is the explanation of the upper link, you can make it clear! ”

Dong Ce shook his head with a wry smile, pushed a bowl of tea in front of Ouyang Zhi, and then said, "That's what I said he was scolding!" Meilan bamboo chrysanthemum have, but he just put the bamboo outside the flowers, you know, the bamboo will also bloom, but only once in a lifetime, withered the bamboo will die, therefore, he is not right on this link, but still out, then in my opinion, there is only one possibility, bamboo, hard, hard and hard, this link is not a metaphor for men, you are proud, can be holy, more fresh and elegant, people are as light as chrysanthemums, however, you are not hard! ”

Ouyang Zhi was stunned for a long time when he heard what he said, and suddenly slapped the table and laughed heartily: "Wonderful, wonderful, Brother Dong is also high!" ”

"I don't dare to be high, in fact, I also guess blindly, who knows if it's so, but it can win Brother Ouyang a smile, it's enough!" Dong Ce smiled slightly.

"No, no, no, listening to Brother Dong's words, I can be regarded as a thorough integration of the meaning of this Shanglian, a reward for all gentlemen, flowers are not flowers, it seems to be saying, look at you men who can speak the truth, there are arrogance inside, demeanor outside, and even lighter, but the arrogance is not iron, the demeanor is not magnanimous, and the light is not incorruptible, all because you don't have a tenacious heart!" After that, Ouyang Zhi sighed abruptly, and suddenly thought that there was a lower link, and couldn't help but look forward to it even more: "But what does Brother Dong mean by the lower link?" I still don't quite understand it. ”

"Nine times out of ten, I guess it wasn't done by a man." When Dong Ce said this, Ouyang Zhi immediately couldn't help but smile and said: "Yes, yes, let me ask the world, there is a man who will say, dare to say, he can't be hard!" Haha......"

"Hehe, I think that in addition to women, only eunuchs are out of this joint because of envy, jealousy and hatred!" Dong Ce also smiled, and said: "As for my lower link, if it is fine, I am afraid it will be harmonized, I can only tell you, it doesn't matter if the scoop is round or not, the important thing is that it has a handle!" ”

Ouyang Zhi's hand that was about to take the teacup suddenly paused, and a feeling of fear arose, guessing that if this cup of tea was eaten just now, it would definitely be sprayed at this moment!