Eight Flavor Rehmannia Pills? What about your advertising? Be serious!

When Zhang Zhang heard the idea that the system gave him, he was instantly unhappy, and he also had eight flavors of Rehmannia Pills, why didn't you bring me a bottle of Red Bull? Add a sentence to the end:

"You are more capable than you can imagine"

The system earnestly introduced:

"The Bawei Dihuang pills sold in this system are made of ant whips, mosquito whips, flea whips, locust whips, earthworm whips, gopher whips, snake whips and cockroach whips, which are not only easy to carry, but also delicious in taste."

When Zhang Zhang heard this bragging system of not making drafts, he introduced his Bawei Dihuang Pill nonsense, and Zhang Zhang immediately raised objections!

"System children, can you be reliable, what ants and cockroaches are you talking about, do they have ***?"

The system says with great certainty:

"Yes"

Seeing that the system was so general and serious "lying", Zhang Li was too lazy to argue with the system, and diverted the topic and said:

"I remember that you seem to only have level 1, and your intelligence is only 10, where do you have so much thought, and if you have something to do, you will cheat me for pretending to be worth it?"

System: "Please don't measure your intelligence to measure this system, 10 intelligence points of this system is equal to your 100 LQ ......"

After talking to the system for a while, Zhang Zhang felt that his waist was a little sore, so he asked the system:

"System, is the Bawei Dihuang Pill you mentioned really effective? Will it be life-threatening if you eat it? And do you want to trick me again? ”

System: "The system must be a high-quality product, completely lifeless, and the host is dead, the system will disappear, so this system comes with a medical system, and this system solemnly promises, I have medical ethics, this Bawei Dihuang pill for sale as long as a little pretending value, the host please rest assured to buy"

Zhang Zhang thought about it, it didn't do you any good if I died, and besides, I pretended to be a little forced, even if I was pitted, it didn't matter, so Zhang Zhang said to the system:

"Redeem me a Eight Flavor Rehmannia Pill"

……

Zhang Li looked at this pill, which was only the size of a grain of rice and exuded bursts of fragrance, and he didn't hesitate to eat it in one bite!

Not to mention, this eight-flavor rehmannia pill, the effect is really not to say, Zhang Li just ate a quarter of an hour, this waist does not hurt anymore, the legs are not sore, I feel that I am also strong to walk, a lively attitude, but Zhang Zhang also feels a little wrong!

Although the current tension is vigorous, the body is hot at the end, and there is a primitive impulse!

Zhang Zhang quickly contacted the system

"System, I feel so hot, what's going on?"

System: "This is the normal effect of the potion, and the host needs to endure it himself, and if he can't bear it, I also sell all kinds of dolls, such as Aoi, Ozawa, Yoshizawa, ......"

"Stop"

When Zhang Zhang heard it, are you, a profiteer is a profiteer, and he is cheating people all the time, fortunately, my brother has a family, otherwise I will really be cheated by you!

The tension of the dragon and the tiger, ignoring the clever words of the system, once again got into his marriage room......

When Zhang Zhang went out again, it was already noon the next day, during which Zhang Li's three brothers (Liu Guanzhang) came once, and after seeing the door closed and the sound of the bed hitting the wall, he never came again!

The tension that had just left the door stretched a lazy waist, and secretly exclaimed, these eight Rehmannia Pills have a really good effect, and they have been crazy for so long, and they don't feel tired!

At this time, the prompt sound of the system was remembered in Zhang Li's mind

"The Red Rabbit Horse redeemed by the host will expire, please prepare the host"

It is said that I forgot my mother when I married my daughter-in-law, but the tension is that I forgot my mother after marrying my daughter-in-law, and I forgot that there is such a senior brother Lu!

Thinking of himself, Senior Brother Lu, Zhang Li couldn't help but feel a trace of guilt in his heart, he was a good horse, but he was lost by Zhang Li, and I don't know what happened to Senior Brother Lu now?

After sighing, Zhang Zhang went to Liu Bei, wanting to take a few days off and go on a honeymoon with Huang Yueying or something, but before he entered the door, he heard Liu Bei and the three of them discussing:

"I think this time Lu Bu is more than lucky, Cao Cao has set up an ambush in Baimen Tower, as long as Lu Bu dares to go, there will be no return"

When Zhang Zhang heard this, he was taken aback, how could Cao Cao know that Lu Bu would go to Baimen Tower? But thinking about it again, this Lu Bu is about the same strength as "me", and he is riding a red rabbit horse, he wants to run, who can stop him?

Speaking of the red rabbit horse, Zhang Zhang took a breath of cool air, it's broken, Lu Bu's red rabbit horse has reached its expiration date, what should I do? If I was captured or killed because I didn't have a horse, wouldn't I be Cao Cao's accomplice? No, I'm going to save him!

After making up his mind, Zhang Zhang pushed open the door and said his thoughts, to Zhang Li's surprise, Liu Bei didn't stop him, he only said go early and return early!

Bananas, you stinky Barra, are you still a brother? At least you send a blessing or something? If you go early and come back early, aren't you afraid that I will go and not return?

Zhang Zhang vented his dissatisfaction at Liu Bei, but Liu Bei said:

"This kind of small scene, isn't it like playing a house for you Zhao Si? Alright, let's go! Don't forget to bring you, the three brothers, a few strings of sugar gourds."

Tension is speechless! I'm here to save people, do you think I'm going shopping, and I'm carrying a few strings of sugar gourds? Can't you order takeout yourself?

Zhang Zhang didn't bother to pay attention to Liu Bei and the others, and hurriedly returned to his room, wanting to ask Huang Yueying to comfort his injured heart, but Huang Yueying was lying on the bed and hadn't woken up yet!

Seeing his goddess sleeping, Zhang Li couldn't bear to wake her up, kissed her lightly on her forehead, simply packed her bags, and quietly retreated, who knew that she accidentally knocked over the teacup on the table and woke up Huang Yueying, who was sleeping.

Huang Yueying saw that Zhang Li was in her bag, so she asked softly:

"Husband, where are you going?"

Zhang Zhang looked at Huang Yueying, her touching face, and couldn't bear to tell the truth, for fear that she would worry about herself, so she said:

"The next door village is on sale, I'll go see if there's anything to buy"

Huang Yueying, whose eyes were still a little hazy, didn't think much about it, and said casually:

"Then there is Lao Fujun, buy me a belly pocket, the previous one was broken by you last night"

Tension:......

Bidding farewell to Huang Yueying, Liu Bei and others, Zhang Li rode Lu Bu's red rabbit horse, borrowed Guan Er's Qinglongyan Moon Knife (Zhao Yun's original weapon, tension was not at all) wearing Liu Da's armor, found the direction of Baimenlou, and rushed away......

Xiakou where the tension is located, only half a day away from the White Gate Tower, in the evening, the tension that ran all the way, came to the front of the White Gate Tower, the White Gate Tower at this time, heavily guarded, three steps and a post, five steps and a sentry, the White Gate Tower is tied up with a person, this person is Zhao Yun's junior brother, Lu Bu Lu Fengxian......