Interviewee: Zheng Youjian, nicknamed Fat Man

Question: "I heard that you have the rank of colonel, right?" ”

Answer: "Hehe, it's just a false title, just eat it in a mixed bowl of rice, just eat it in a mixed bowl of rice." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Addendum: Is this the cousin of the legendary ***? It is rumored that the person is extremely fat, but the person in front of him does not have a big belly.

However, looking at its temperament and rumors, Fu!

The smiling face, the businessman, the ancients made a gift when they met, this strange thing was mixed into the ranks of the national army, and the shame of the national army was also sincere!

Asked: "I heard that your nickname is Fatty, it seems that you are not fat." ”

Answer: "It used to be fat and now it's not fat." ”

Notes: It's still hey, hey.

Question: "You turned out to be the head of the Quartermaster Department, right?" ”

Answer: "Deputy, hehe"

Supplement: If it weren't for *** accident, how could you dare to care about you?

Q: "How fat is it?" Look at your height of one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, now look at you are only one hundred and twenty pounds, and it is really hard to lose so much meat. ”

Answer: "How dare you talk about hard work? The invasion of foreign thieves, the whole country, who is not bitter?

Aren't the ordinary people, the front-line officers and soldiers, and even the members of the committee members, including you reporters, also running around for the War of Resistance?

Don't say that a few pounds of sacs were kicked off, what a pity is it to sacrifice his body for the Anti-Japanese War? ! ”

Notes: !! This person is by no means the legendary straw bag, just by virtue of this remark! Just, what is this sac?

Asked: "Forgive me for my shallow knowledge, what is Director Zheng's bag?" ”

Answer: "Oh, the Northeast dialect, learned from Huo Xiaozi, the sac kick is the fat on the belly, which originally refers to the waist part of the fat pig, the five-flowered three-layer meat, the place where the braised pork is made, understand?"

Addendum: I'll go, what kind of parable is this? I praised him in vain just now! It's really messy.

Asked: "I remember that Huo Xiaoshan you said is also from the Northeast, did you learn the Northeast dialect from him?" ”“

Answer: "Yes, the Northeast thief is fun, all of them can bluff, and he is a natural joker, except for Huo Boy, who doesn't like to talk." ”

Asked: "I heard that you used to be in charge of things, but why do the brothers call Huo Xiaoshan the leader?" ”

Answer: "I don't like to hear that!" ”

Notes: At the time, I thought I had asked the wrong thing, but I didn't want to be tricked by this guy.

He replied, "Don't get me wrong, Mr. Reporter, hehe, I said that I didn't want to listen to him because the brothers called him the leader, but I also called him the leader!" Haha, haha, hahaha. ”

Addendum: I'll go!

Asked: "Director Zheng really likes to joke, I want to ask you, how did Huo Xiaoshan come to your quartermaster's office, and why did he become your leader later?" ”

Answer: "He came across the river with a few men after the defeat in the defense of Nanjing, and I saw that the rest of the troops had lost their guns, and they were actually armed with the weapons of the captured devils.

The world says that there are often thousands of horses and there are often no Bole, I Zheng Youjian is too fat to become a thousand horses, so I have to be a Bole who knows the hero with a discerning eye!

Alas, I think how many good horses in the world want to save the country but have no way but can only plough in the acres, and Bole is the only one, pity, pity, pity! ”

Notes: What a, how can this person be so narcissistic?! It's just a shame!

Asked: "Director Zheng, Director Zheng, you said far away, you should tell me how he became the head of your wartime quartermaster department." ”

Answer: "Oh, I'm talking far, hehe, Huo boy can train soldiers, after he joined, he said that it was boring to stay and wanted to train, I said then practice, I gave him a company, no, two platoons."

Then the devils came, Huo Xiaozi fought bravely, and in the first battle, he led his brothers to kill dozens of devils.

As soon as I thought that I was so fat that I couldn't move, I asked him to take it first, so he kept carrying it.

So he has to work hard, if he doesn't work hard to fight the devil, I will take back his official title! ”

Supplement: You just put gold on your face, you can't beat you fat, you're still not fat enough, if you can make the Seven or Five Mountain Cannons can't blow up, then you should be on the front line!

Q: What do you mean - you're losing weight now, is that your change of position? ”

Notes: If you don't give you two sentences, your narcissism is not over, depending on how you answer.

Answer: "He is very good now, why should I take it, I also have a peace of mind, alas, for the sake of this quartermaster's office, my heart is broken, I am too tired, I should rest!" ”

Notes: You won, I don't know if you're afraid of dying on the front, but you definitely won't die, because your skin is too thick, and the machine gun can't penetrate it!

Asked: "Director Zheng, we seem to be off topic again, what I'm asking is why he became the leader?" ”

Answer: "Didn't you answer just now?" Huo boy can fight, let me tell you the truth, I don't remember how many battles we fought before and after, but it seems that we have never lost a battle, and retreat does not count! ”

Supplement: It's not a soldier who said it, it seems that Huo Xiaoshan has real skills in fighting. He must also have real skills, otherwise, which of the troops of Sichuan, Yunnan, Guangxi, Northwest and Northeast is a fuel-efficient lamp? How can you speak for him alone?

Asked, "Do you know where this leader of yours came from?" ”

Answer: "As for the origin of our leader, in fact, I tell you, many of us here know it, but the soldiers dare not say it, but I dare to say it." ”

Asked: "Wait, Director Zheng, didn't you say that you gave him the title of leader, why did he become 'our leader' again?" ”

Answer: "What do you call me?" Reporter gossip is right, but military reporter gossip is not right, hehe, I don't think you want to hear it, right? ”

Notes: Is this fat guy threatening me? But he seems to be quite interesting.

Asked: "Naturally, you have to listen, Director Zheng, you continued." ”

Answer: "Huo Xiaozi came out of the Central Military Academy, I heard Shen Madman say that Huo Boy and Shen Madman were mixed with the 74th Army special training class when they were in the Central Military Academy, and the veterans were not able to play with the two of them when they fought guns and bayonets.

At that time, there was a saying in their special training class called 'Ning provoke the king of Hades and don't provoke Shen Chong', and Shen Chong was Huo Xiaozi's younger brother, you can guess how fierce Huo Xiaozi could be at that time.

But, this is not the most critical, the most critical thing is that do you know who Huo Xiaozi's father is? ”

Supplement: Who asked and who answered this special place, I will have to memorize it for a while! It's a chatterbox!

Ask: "Who is it?" ”

Answer: "Huo Yuan, do you know? ”

Question: "The Northwest Army's broadsword team, the Great Wall Anti-Japanese War Xifengkou Huo Yuan?" The Lugou Bridge incident Huo Yuan?! Are you saying that Huo Xiaoshan is Huo Yuan's? ”

Answer: "Well, Heng'er! Yes, too! ”

Addendum: Shock, absolute shock! Lao Tzu is a hero, and he is so good! No wonder I heard *** say that when protecting this logistics company, the Northwest Army was the most tough, it turned out that they were a family!

Asked: "No wonder, no wonder, young and promising!" ”

Answer: "Today, I can talk to you, a big reporter, hehe, you see that you still have to write it down, how tiring it is."

If you want me to see, it's the same whether you remember it today or not, and you can't publish it anyway.

Brother, I think you are also a person who understands, you should understand that our wartime quartermaster department cannot be put on the table.

Hehe, but, then again, don't look at your big man's fingers as thick as turnips, but when you get busy, you still remember how fast your ** hand is!

Notes: I'm so happy to remember! You're a dead fat man! I'm your immortal board, you're the best hand!!

Notes: After interviewing that damn fat man, it happened that the veterans who had been interviewed were passing by.

Then he asked: I now believe that you are very capable of fighting, is it because of the chairman of the committee that "every inch of mountains and rivers and an inch of blood, 100,000 young men and 100,000 troops" advocated by the chairman of the NPC National Committee?

Answer: What are you talking about? I really don't understand it! We are fighting this way to be famous, to be famous!

Then our daughter-in-law knows where to come to him, China's territory is too big!