Don't think that tension is deliberately, in fact, this is what the system taught him, as long as the person is angry, the brain's reaction speed will be 0.01 seconds slower than usual, don't underestimate this 0.01 seconds, this 0.01 second is the opportunity for tension to escape, after some discussion with the system, the system also let tension in the cheats system, bought an anger value shadow eye, so tension saw that Xiahoudun's anger value was almost to the critical point, and he did not hesitate to ride a horse and run......

During this period, Zhang Li also made a strong suggestion to the system, asking the system to wear a helmet for himself, and also justified himself, this is in compliance with traffic rules, if he is met by the police uncle, he will deduct points, and the system chooses to ignore the tension again!

There was no way to hold Liu Chan in his arms with one hand, hold the reins of the horse with one hand, and cross the red rabbit horse tightly with both legs, for fear that one would accidentally fall off the horse.

During the period of tension running, three things happened, the first thing, Xiahou Dan's army, was shocked by the speed of the red rabbit horse again, due to the large number of soldiers this time, Zhang Zhang also got 100,000 loading points as he wished!

In the second case, Xiahoudun saw the tension and fled, although he tried his best to catch up, but the speed of the red rabbit horse made Xiahoudun feel extremely powerless, and finally gave up helplessly!

The third thing, in order to cover up his mistakes, Xiahoudun hurried to Cao Ying, met Cao Cao, and shaped Zhao Yun into an image of an invincible god of war, and then stabbed his thigh, proving that he had done his best, and he deserved Xiahoudun's bad luck, because Xiahoudun stabbed his thigh too hard, so that it hurt the major artery of the thigh, if it wasn't for the divine doctor Hua Tuo at that time, he was in the military camp, Xiahoudun was likely to die of self-harm like this!

Cao Cao listened to what Xiahoudun said with a clear eye, and testified with his own leg injury, so he didn't blame Xiahoudun, and asked Xiahoudun to return to the capital Luoyang to recuperate!

Afterwards, although Zhao Yun was an enemy general, Cao Cao, who loved talents, wrote a poem for Zhao Yun:

Blood-stained robes penetrate red armor,

When the sun who dares to compete,

Who will rush into battle to save the Lord,

Only Changshan Zhao Zilong.

Of course, the tension of these things is not known, even if you know the tension, you don't have the heart to care, since the tension escaped from the Changban slope, the whole day walked, did not meet a family, the tension at this time is sleepy, not to mention Liu Chan who is still a baby, at this time Liu Chan has been crying for more than an hour, although the tension has exhausted the means, but in the end did not see any results, and finally helplessly threw this problem to the system.

"System, do you have a way, this little guy has been crying for so long, is he sick?"

The system replied in a wise man's tone:

"Based on years of experience in the system, this child should be hungry"

The tension is bigger when I hear it, what should I do? Although Zhang Li has never raised a child, but he has never eaten pork, and he has seen a pig run, such an older child is hungry, and he needs milk, in this wilderness, in addition to me, there is also this red rabbit horse, where can I find milk?

As soon as he talked about the red rabbit horse, Zhang Li had an idea, quickly climbed onto the belly of the red rabbit horse, and found Ma Naizi......

In the end, Zhang Li reluctantly found out that this red rabbit horse was actually male? Don't bother the two masters, Zhang Zhang asked the system again, although Zhang Zhang didn't report much hope, but Zhang Zhang still asked

"System, is there any milk to exchange"

System: "There is no milk, but ......"

Zhang Li: "But what? If you have a fart, don't spit it out."

System: "I don't have milk here, but I have milk powder, and it's all famous brands, buy milk powder and give away bottles"

Zhang Zhang was overjoyed when he heard it!

"If you don't say it earlier if you have milk powder, hurry up and exchange one for me"

There is no nonsense in the system, and it prompts directly to the tension

"What brand of milk powder does the host need?"

Zhang Zhang was annoyed by Liu Chan's crying, and said to the system without checking the price:

"Whatever, hurry up"

Immediately after that, the system's prompt sounded.

"The host successfully redeemed a pack of (three-way) milk powder, gave a baby bottle, 10 liters of warm water, deducted 99,999 points of loading value, and the remaining 102 points"

The tension didn't pay attention to anything else, but he noticed the points of this pretending to be worth it, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine!

"System, you fucking profiteers, a pack of milk powder is so expensive? I don't want it, hurry up and return it to me."

The system tepidly said:

"Items, once sold, will not be returned, love or not"

"Holy"

Zhang Zhang felt that he was pit by the system again, although the current tension is extremely dissatisfied, but there is no way, so he took out the bottle and milk powder, and made a bottle for Liu Chan, don't you say, since Liu Chan drank the milk powder, he has never cried, and he fell asleep in Zhang Li's arms......

Zhang Zhang continued to ride forward, and along the way, in addition to the rocks and grass, all kinds of boring tension, asked the system again:

"System, it's boring! Is there a song to listen to?"

System: "Yes"

This time, Zhang Li Ke learned to be obedient, and instead of letting the system play the song immediately, he asked the system!

"How much pretending does a song need?"

System: "Free"

Zhang Li can't seem to believe his ears! Asked again!

"What did you say?"

System: "I say the song is free"

This time the tension was heard clearly, and he quickly said to the system:

"Hurry up and give my brother a whole song, I'm dying of boredom!"

System: "The song playing now is called (Little Donkey)"

I have a little donkey,

Never ride,

One day I rode it down the hill to catch the market.

With a small leather whip in his hand,

I am proud in my heart! Somehow, I fell into the mud......

After Zhang Zhang heard this song, he almost smashed his head, isn't this bullying! I want to listen to a song, you give me a nursery rhyme, do you think I am a three-year-old?

The tension of the qi greeted all the eighteen generations of the ancestors of the system, and even the descendants of the system did not let go, and finally the system actually put all the responsibility on the tension!

"You didn't say what song you wanted to listen to? I just played a random song, you don't need to be so excited."

The current tension is that I really don't want to deal with the system anymore, learn from the system before, and ignore the system directly......

Seeing Zhang Li, the system ignored him directly, and was not angry, but asked Zhang Li, do you want to change a pop song to listen to, the system bites the word "pop" very hard, indicating that Zhang Zhang will not be putting (little donkey) this time!

Zhang Zhang is really boring now, so he gives the system another chance!

"Alright! That's a song, but it's a pop song."

System: "Don't worry! That's a must."

"Child, child, why are you so bad,

Bully, deceive why you make it,

Learn to be a good child, love each other,

Caring is in the heart, full of color"

……

Tension:......