Chen Wenzhou has already planned the plot for himself in one minute: his face is black, bleeding from seven holes, he falls on his back, and he dies!

However, what shocked him was that Li Siye actually drank a bowl himself!

"General Li is really righteous enough! even gave me a funeral! Chen Wenzhou's eyes moistened, and he was moved by his deep comradeship and revolutionary friendship.

"Die with you? Who let you die? Li Siye was inexplicable.

Chen Wenzhou was even more inexplicable, stretched his neck forward, pointed to the wine and asked, "You don't want to poison me?" ”

"Why should I kill you?" Li Siye said with a smile.

"And what are you going to change for me?!"

"I see you have a hole in your ass."

This is a bad statement, so difficult that you don't have a hole in your buttocks, so how do you squat in the pit and poop? Isn't it without eyes? Chen Wenzhou thought.

If Li Siye knew that Chen Wenzhou understood his words like this, I am afraid that he would fall on the spot.

"Then what do you want me to take a shower for?"

"You smell too much cabbage."

"Didn't you say you were going to take my sacrificial flag?"

"I'm kidding."

Silent.

"Damn!"

Elegant as Chen Wenzhou, he has always paid great attention to the image of a gentleman and his personal qualities, but at this moment, he still couldn't help jumping up and pointing at Li Siye and roaring.

"Hahaha, hahahaha," Li Siye leaned back with a smile, and only stopped laughing for a while and said, "I'll tease you." ”

Chen Wenzhou continued to roar: "I'm scared to death!" I was frightened all afternoon! Also, you can say that I smell of cabbage, but you can't insult my clothes! It was a new dress I just bought the year before! ”

"Hahahaha......"

A farce with no danger, after Li Siye's various persuasions, both soft and hard, coercion and temptation, Chen Wenzhou eliminated the hatred in his heart.

Li Siye took a sip of wine and said, "Wen Zhou, let me ask you a question?" ”

Chen Wenzhou's face was expressionless, his hands were on his chest, and he swept the wine bowl with his eyes, "Pour the wine first," and then rolled his eyes and looked at the sky.

Chen Wenzhou has no special skills except for hair and nails, and the only thing he can do is drink, love to drink, and can drink.

Li Siye said with a smile: "Good boy, in the one-third of an acre of land in the Xiaoqi Camp, only others have poured wine for me, and you rabbit cub actually want me to pour wine for you?" ”

Chen Wenzhou said: "You are a guest, I am a prisoner, whatever you want." ”

Li Siye knew that Chen Wenzhou was still angry with him, so he couldn't help laughing, and lifted the wine jug to Chen Wenzhou.

"Just ask."

"How do you know that the marshal will reinstate me?"

"This question should be analyzed from both subjective and objective aspects," Chen Wenzhou said, and then the big horn pointed to the leg of mutton, "Cut a piece of meat to eat." ”

Chen Wenzhou's villainous appearance and his leaping thinking, Li Siye wanted to laugh when he saw it.

cut a piece of lamb leg meat and handed it to Chen Wenzhou, "Then tell me, what is subjectivity and what is objectivity?" ”

"Subjectively, there are three things. First, the general has made many military exploits in the northwest, and talents are rare, and the marshal must value you very much, otherwise he would not let you fight the first battle of the Eastern Crusade. “

Chen Wenzhou took a sip of wine and continued: "Second, the general cherishes the soldiers, charges ahead, and retreats behind, so he can win respect. Third, "

Chen Wenzhou glanced at Li Siye, "You are too ugly, ugly people are too weird, but the army wants to fight a war, isn't it just to be weird," Chen Wenzhou analyzed seriously and wisely, took a sip, and poured the wine bowl into the sky.

Li Siye was accustomed to Chen Wenzhou's leapfrogging thinking and the wisp of cheapness hidden in his heart, and he didn't hear the third one, and asked again: "What about objectivity?" ”

"Pour the wine."

Li Siye gave Chen Wen Zhou full again.

"There are three objective ones. First, if the commander really wants to punish you, he will either kill you or belittle you. Although he degraded you, he did not demote you to other places, but made you into your own firehead team, and made you introspect and think about it. Second, although the commander removed you, he did not arrange for a new person to go to the Xuanzi Xiaocai Cavalry Battalion to replace you, but only let the deputy general temporarily lead you, indicating that the commander still has hope for you. “

When Chen Wenzhou said this, Li Siye's face showed a look of emotion and guilt, and Chen Wenzhou understood that this was Li Siye's trust and trust worthy of Guo Ziyi.

"Third, the Xuanzi Xiao Cavalry Battalion is the elite of the Shuofang Army, and it was brought out by you yourself, and it has never been defeated in the northwest, but it has just suffered a failure in the Eastern Expedition, and the morale must be depressed, and the marshal cannot easily give up this elite, to recover morale, then the best way is to fall down and get up from where, so this general's ditch, the marshal will still arrange the Xiao Cavalry Battalion to fight the main attack, with your prestige in the Xiao Cavalry Battalion, I am afraid that others will not be able to convince the public at all," Chen Wenzhou said with a smile.

After listening to this, Li Siye let out a sigh of relief, "The marshal has good intentions, and Siye is grateful," After speaking, he arched his hand in the direction of the Shuofang Army headquarters.

"This Guo Dashuai is not simple!" Chen Wenzhou sighed sincerely.

"Oh, how do you see that?"

"If it's simple, you won't be a handsome."

Li Siye: "......"

Chen Wenzhou had also heard of Guo Ziyi. This old guy is not a good stubble, although he was born in a family of eunuchs, he is not a gentleman.

When he was young, when the sons and brothers of other families were busy eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, cheating, cheating, and stealing, this old Guo was reading military books and learning martial arts behind closed doors at home.

Later, it happened that Empress Wu Zetian pioneered the martial arts exam, and Lao Guo ran to take the exam without saying a word and came back!

Is this alien martial arts a Rausch thing?

Martial arts of different grades, to put it bluntly, the results are too good to be scored, and they are out of the table.

For example, the full score is 100 points, and this old Guo insisted on taking the test 12!

Skilled in arches and horses, strong in martial arts, proficient in the art of war, and familiar with Tao strategy! Truly an amazing character.

Li Siye picked up the bowl and touched a bowl with Chen Wenzhou, "Wen Zhou, you also heard the military order yesterday, the marshal limited me to take the general's ditch within three days, I thought about it for a day, and I didn't come up with any good strategy, so please come and help me refer to it." ”

Chen Wenzhou shook his head into a wavy drum.

"The general thinks highly of me, I am a dirt bun who washes vegetables in the firehead army, let me wash the dishes and wash the vegetables, that is really an expert among the insiders, but if you want to be a staff officer, it is really a blind man leading a blind horse," Chen Wenzhou politely refused.

Just kidding, he vaguely remembered that his uncle's nephew said that the staff officer does not have a commander, and he does not make a sound.

Li Siye's old face was dark: A blind man leads a blind horse? Dare to love you are blind, Lao Tzu has become a blind horse!

He was accustomed to Chen Wenzhou's speaking style, looked at Chen Wenzhou and said seriously: "Wenzhou, don't be arrogant, with your mind and knowledge, you will definitely soar between heaven and earth in the future." ”

The general began to tell the truth again, Chen Wenzhou secretly thought.

"It's true that I won't lead troops to fight, but it's possible to soar into the world," Chen Wenzhou looked at Li Siye seriously and said, "I'll tell you the truth, I felt like an eagle when I was a child." ”

Eagle? It is not necessarily an eagle that soars into the world, it may also be a bird, Li Siye thought.

Boy, I know that you love to wear high hats, "Wen Zhou, for my brother to believe in you, to be honest, a handsome and dashing young talent like you, this is the first time I have met Li Siye, it is really a blessing in three lives!" After Li Siye finished speaking, he touched his nose and strongly condemned himself in his heart for the first lie in his life.

Chen Wenzhou thought to himself, although these words are not good to hear, but the value is honesty, honesty is one of the most scarce virtues in this society, I was born in a new society, and there are five good and four young people who grew up under the red flag, "Then I will reluctantly refer to it, pour wine." ”