Chapter 361: Out of the Mountains and Into the WTO
It is said that the monkey and the wolf girl Xiaoxiao, leaving the mountains and entering the plains, there are more people here, the land is flat, crops are everywhere, and the vision is broad.
It's a whole new world for the wolf girl. Everything is so fresh and interesting, and I keep asking this and that along the way.
They came to a small town, and the monkey said, "Xiaoxiao, what do you want to eat?" ”
Xiao Xiao said: "I don't know, little brother, is this delicious?" Xiao Xiao asked the monkey by pointing to the fritters.
The monkey said, "You will know if you eat it." "The monkey bought two fritters for Xiao Xiao, and Xiao Xiao took them and ate them.
The monkey said, "Is it delicious?" ”
Xiao Xiao said: "It's delicious! ”
The monkey said, "Let's go to the restaurant for dinner." ”
Xiao Xiao said: "A restaurant is a place to buy food, right?" ”
The monkey said, "Yes." Look at the one in front of you, it's the restaurant. Let's go in. The two walked into the hotel. The boss greeted him and said, "What do you two eat?" ”
The monkey said, "Xiao Xiao, how about we eat wontons today." ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Okay, let's eat wontons." ”
The monkey said to the boss, "Give each of us two bowls of ravioli." ”
The boss said, "The two of you will sit down first, and the wontons will be ready immediately." ”
After a while, the wontons came up, and Xiao Xiao picked up the chopsticks and ate them. The monkey said, "Is it delicious?" ”
Xiao Xiao said, "It's delicious." ”
The monkey said, "You have to pay for eating at the restaurant." It's not the same here as it is in the mountains. ”
Xiao Xiao said: "So people who go out have to bring money with them, right?" ”
The monkey said, "Xiao Xiao is so smart. ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Little brother, do you have any money on you?" ”
The monkey said, "Yes, you can't eat without money." ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Where does the money come from?" ”
The monkey said, "You have to work or do business to make money." Earn money to buy things. If you don't work and want to get money, you're all bad people. ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Work? What do you do? ”
The monkey said, "There are all kinds of work in the world, such as those who farm the fields, those who work as laborers, those who teach, and those who serve as soldiers...... Wait, live a lot, as the saying goes, three hundred and sixty lines, in fact, there are more than three hundred and sixty lines. ”
At this time, two young people came in, asked for two bowls of rice and two side dishes, and left after eating, the boss said, "Hey, you two forgot, right?" I haven't paid yet. ”
The two young people said, "I forgot to bring the money today, write it down, and give it together next time." ”
The boss said, "I'm sorry, two, we have a small business, and we don't owe anything on credit." ”
The monkey said, "You see, these two people don't pay for their meals, they are not good people." ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Can you beat them?" ”
The monkey said, "Let's leave it alone and see." ”
The two young men heard that the boss didn't owe credit. His face changed: "Don't know what's wrong, I came here to eat because I can afford you, and I want money!" Don't look at who the master is. ”
The boss said, "No. Whoever it is? You have to give money! ”
The young man said, "You go to the security team and ask for it." ”
The monkey said, "Hear me." They are security guards, two little traitors. ”
Xiao Xiao said: "The security team is a traitor? Do we beat them? ”
The monkey said, "You can't hit them,"
Xiao Xiao said, "Aren't they bad people? ”
The monkey said, "You're going to beat them to death." ”
Xiao Xiao said, "What should I do then? ”
The monkey said, "I'll ask them to give money, don't do it." ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and said, "Two brothers, if you don't bring money, brother, I can help you put it on, if you bring money, you will pay the bill, and it is not easy for people to open this restaurant." ”
The two thugs said, "Hey, come out and fight." We didn't bring any money. ”
The monkey said, "If you don't have any money, brother, I'll pay the bill for you." But you obviously have money. You have money in your left pocket, pay the bill. ”
The two thugs said, "Don't be too troublesome, go away." ”
The monkey said, "Pay the bill." ”
The two thugs saw that the monkey was thin and didn't pay attention to it, and said, "You are looking for death!" They pounced on the monkeys together.
Xiao Xiao said, "They beat you, little brother." "Then wave the bamboo flute and hit it. The monkey hurriedly shouted, "Xiao Xiao lightly." ”
Xiao Xiao hurriedly retreated, but the bamboo flute hit the wrists of the two people, still breaking their bones.
The two men screamed in pain, and the monkey said, "Pay the money and leave, brother." ”
The two thugs had to use their uninjured hands to take out the money to pay the bill, and then ran away with their arms in their hands.
The boss came over and said, "Thanks to the two of you for helping you today." Usually we let them bully and suffer. Thank you! Your meal is my treat. ”
The monkey smiled: "The boss said a joke, we just can't get used to it and teach them a lesson, not to rub you off a meal." Come. We pay. ”
The monkey paid for the meal. He Xiaoxiao walked out of the hotel, as if walking outside the town.
Xiao Xiao said, "Little brother, why did you tell me to be light just now?" ”
The monkey said, "Little sister, you have to remember that we are not polite to the Japanese devils. However, although this security team is traitors and bad people, they are Chinese after all, and it is enough to teach them a lesson. ”
Xiao Xiao said: "Little brother means that you should pay attention to proportions when fighting with people, right?" ”
The monkey said, "Xiao Xiao is so smart. ”
As he was talking, a group of people caught up behind him, shouting non-stop: "Stop, it's a hero, don't leave today." ”
The monkey said, "They are coming." ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Do you want to beat them?" ”
The monkey said, "If you can't hit them, you won't hit them, but if you can't do it, just hit them lightly twice, and don't try to do it." ”
The two of them stood down, and the group chased after them. The leader was a stocky man in his thirties, followed by seven or eight security guards.
Humpty Dumpty said, "Did you hurt my brother?" ”
The monkey said, "Those two are your brothers." ”
Humpty Dumpty said, "It's my brother, you beat people up, and you just walked away so easily?" ”
The monkey said, "Don't you feel ashamed that your two brothers don't give money for their meals and beat people?" Go back and teach your brother a good lesson. ”
Humpty Dumpty said, "They should not be paid for their meals, who said that the security team should be paid for meals?" ”
The monkey said, "That's a restaurant owned by my relative, and you all have to pay for your meal." If we have something to do today, we won't bother with you. ”
Humpty Dumpty said, "Want to go? It's not that easy. ”
The monkey said, "What do you want?"
Humpty Dumpty said, "Why don't you leave this chick to play with the brothers." ”
Murderous intent appeared on the monkey's face: "Based on your words, I should have killed you today." He turned his face to Xiao Xiao and said, "That guy scolded you." ”
Xiao Xiao said, "Hit them?" ”
The monkey said, "If they attack us, hit them lightly." You can do it to Humpty Dumpty, but don't beat him to death. ”
Humpty Dumpty saw the monkey talking to Xiao Xiao, as if he was teaching an ignorant child to do things, and he didn't take him as a security team in his eyes at all.
Humpty Dumpty felt insulted and waved his hand: "Brothers, get on!" ”
The seven or eight men surrounded the monkey and the flute, and their fists and feet came at them. The flute and bamboo flute danced, piercing the air and "whirring".
These security guards don't know martial arts, they usually bully the common people, and no one dares to fight back, this time I saw that the monkey was thin, Xiao Xiao was still a child, and he didn't pay attention to it at all, and a few people let go of their fists and feet to attack.
I only heard a sharp sound of "pop pop pop", and seven or eight people each took a few hits.
If it weren't for the monkey's repeated bites, Xiao Xiao's hand would be a little heavier, and these people would be seriously injured if they didn't die, of course, maybe they would have died.
Humpty Dumpty was a man who didn't know the times, and when he saw seven or eight brothers, each of whom was injured, he was still angry in his heart, and shouted: "I'm fighting with you!" ”。 Suddenly he pulled out two short guns, and he was about to shoot at the monkey and the flute.
The monkey and the flute came to Humpty Dumpty in a flash, and as soon as they stretched out their hands, each of them snatched a short gun.
The bamboo flute of the flute was raised, and the monkey said, "Light! ”
The bamboo flute was pumping on Humpty Dumpty's back, and Humpty Dumpty couldn't stand, staggering and falling to the ground, his mouth open, and he spat out a mouthful of blood.