【017】Assassination and being assassinated
After Wu Fu visited Wang Yun, Ma Xiaoquan was not idle. These days, Ma Xiaoquan has been making one-way contact with Wang Yun and Cao Cao.
Ma Xiaoquan listened to the information from Wang Yun and nodded with satisfaction.
Xiu'er picked up a piece of pastry from the plate and gently sent it to Ma Xiaoquan's mouth, Ma Xiaoquan's mouth was open, and Xiu'er gently sent the pastry into Ma Xiaoquan's mouth.
Wang Yun's eyelids jumped, and he bowed over and waited for Ma Xiaoquan to speak.
"Alright, Lord Situ will go and rest first. I know about this, catch up with Ming'er, I'll go to Xiaocao again. ”
Wang Yun retreated and returned to his house.
Recalling the scene when Xiu'er sent the pastries into the mouth of the fairy just now, Wang Yun couldn't help it, and ordered a slave beside him: "You, go and get me a plate of pastries." ”
After the slave maid brought the pastries, Wang Yun said, "Come, feed me!" ”
The slave was startled, but she didn't dare to disobey Wang Yun's wishes, so she could only shake her hand and pick up the pastry plate.
Wang Yun closed his eyes, recalled Xiu'er's movements just now, and then, he opened his big mouth.
Suddenly, a foul smell burst out, and the slave endured the pain, closed her eyes, and threw out a whole plate of pastries in her hand
The next day, Ma Xiaoquan was about to go out, and Wang Yun came out to see him off.
"Huh? Lord Situ, what's going on on your face? ”
Wang Yun's old face turned red, and he changed the topic and said, "Lord Shangxian, do you want to change a horse for you?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "No need, just call Hua Lin out and go with me, and by the way, bring out two more boiled eggs for me." ”
"Hey~" Wang Yun responded twice and hurriedly flashed back to the house.
Ma Xiaoquan felt strange, so he asked Wang Yun's housekeeper: "Isn't this usually done by you, why is Lord Situ so active today?" ”
The housekeeper laughed embarrassedly twice, but did not speak.
At this time, Xiu'er, Miaoyu, and Hua Lin were bored, so Wang Yun broke in and hurriedly said, "Hua Lin, Lord Shangxian asked you to go out with him." ”
When Hua Lin heard this, she screamed happily twice.
Xiu'er was unhappy: "I'm going too!" ”
"I'm going too!"
Wang Yun was embarrassed, this immortal was too indulgent of these three little girls.
"That's it!" Wang Yun suddenly said, "Lord Shangxian, he only called Hua Lin one, you two, stay!" ”
The three little girls stopped talking
Ma Xiaoquan took the boiled egg, and after carrying Hua Lin on the horse, he said hello to Wang Yun and ran towards Cao Cao's mansion.
The horse ran less than 200 steps before being strangled by Ma Xiaoquan.
Hua Lin, who was sitting in front of Ma Xiao's body, blinked her big bright eyes and asked, "Brother Shangxian, what's wrong?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan pinched Hua Lin's tender little face, and said, "Didn't you say that you weren't asked to go in the scenario simulation last time, come, this time Benxian will take you there and play once, okay?" ”
"Yo, yes!" Hua Lin clapped her little hands happily.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed, peeled the prepared boiled eggs, and after eating, he shouted "drive" and ran to Cao Cao's mansion.
Cao Cao's mansion.
Since the last scenario simulation, Cao Cao seems to be quite obsessed with this thing, as long as he has nothing to do, he will pull a group of soldiers to play for a while.
"Oh ~ look at my halberd!"
"Shoot me!"
Cao Cao watched the performance of his subordinates, and he also held two wooden planks in his hands decently.
"Stop!" Cao Cao said impatiently, "This Hongmen banquet is not such a way to play, Lu Yidao, go up and compare them with each other." ”
Lu Yidao glanced at Cao Cao very reluctantly, walked to the front of the stage with a twist, and just pulled out the saber, he heard someone laughing outside the door.
When he looked closely, it was the immortal Lord Ma Xiaoquan, and he quickly knelt down.
Cao Cao hurriedly stepped forward and said to Ma Xiaoquan: "I don't know that Lord Shangxian is coming, forgive your sins!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said, "It's okay, Benxian came today, just to play a scenario simulation again, I wonder if Xiao Cao has this Yaxing?" ”
When Cao Cao heard this, his heart suddenly blossomed, how could he not agree? Hurriedly said: "So very good, so very good!" Come on."
"Slow" Ma Xiaoquan interrupted Cao Cao's words, leaned into Cao Cao's ear and said, "Just leave a few trustworthy ones." ”
Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, and nodded knowingly.
After the arrangements were made, Ma Xiaoquan hummed and said, "Today we will simulate - assassinate Dong Zhuo!" ”
When the people present heard it, they were all taken aback, and everyone looked at Ma Xiaoquan with some horror.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, don't you still believe in this immortal?" Sue you, this immortal watched the sky for a long time last night, and calculated that Dong Zhuo would die soon after, this early death and late death are not the same death, the mandate of heaven cannot be violated, right? So, rest assured. ”
The fact that Ma Xiaoquan is an immortal has already spread among Cao Cao's subordinates, and everyone is naturally convinced when they hear that this is from the mouth of an immortal who has lived for thousands of years.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at everyone, nodded with satisfaction, and then called Cao Cao to his side and roughly explained the content of the scene.
"Got it?"
After hearing this, Cao Cao frowned and said worriedly: "Lord Shangxian, what if this Dong thief doesn't lie down?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "How is it possible, that old guy is still waiting for the elixir of immortality, you can rest assured, what do I say, just do what you do!" ”
Cao Cao was still worried: "But can this work?" What if I can't escape? ”
"Hmm~~" Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his chin, thought about it for a while, and said, "What about the Seven Star Knife, you must go to offer drops, this immortal has already been calculated, when you escape, it was Lu Bu who stopped you, deal with Lu Bu, you don't need me to teach you, right?" ”
When Cao Cao heard that Lu Bu was going to stop him, his legs couldn't help but shake twice, but when he calmed down and thought about it carefully, it seemed that he could persuade Lu Bu to let him go
"Alright, let's get started!"
This time the scene simulation, everyone performed very hard, especially Hua Lin, after all, she didn't see the grand occasion last time, but this time, she finally met the wish of this little girl.
After coming out of Cao Cao's mansion, Hua Lin snuggled in Ma Xiaoquan's arms and said, "Brother Shangxian, are you okay with my brother?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan said yes, but he smiled helplessly in his heart: I was an adult some time ago, but now I don't know how many levels I have immediately dropped, hey!
"That's great, Lin'er will call you brother in the future, brother brother, brother brother"
At this moment, Ma Xiaoquan felt that his vision was dark, and then a chill immediately burst out of his neck.
"Ah~~~" Hua Lin cried out somehow.
"What's wrong?"
Hua Lin pointed to Ma Xiaoquan's neck and said in a trembling voice: "Blood"
Ma Xiaoquan touched his neck and looked at it.
"Damn~" Ma Xiaoquan was depressed, scolded in his heart, and then shouted: "Who assassinated this immortal again?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan shouted out, only to realize that something was wrong.
What do you call again? Looks like you're being assassinated for the first time, right? But this is too weak, just now after simulating the assassination of Dong Zhuo at Cao Cao's place, he was stabbed by someone.
As soon as the words fell, only two sounds of "swish" were heard, and Ma Xiaoquan stood in front of two masked people.
Ma Xiaoquan looked wronged and said, "Killer? Isn't it, looking for me? ”
I only heard one of them shouting: "It's you who kills you!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was depressed, when did he become a demon again, is it okay to be a fairy?
After appeasing Hua Lin for a few words, Ma Xiaoquan jumped off the horse with a flutter, and then said to the two killers: "Okay, I want the life of this immortal, come, you think this immortal is afraid, come?" ”
The two killers took a step back, glanced at each other, and rushed over.
These days, Ma Xiao's hands are itching to death, except for the first time before going to Cao Cao's mansion, beating the few homeless people, this has been a long time, today, finally looking forward to the stars and the moon.
But Ma Xiaoquan underestimated the skills of these two killers, especially the one who scolded him before, which was quite good. In less than twenty breaths, Ma Xiaoquan had already been stabbed no less than 6 times, of course, all of them were only scratched on his robe.
"I'm damned~" Ma Xiaoquan looked at the robe that was cut by the knife, and scolded depressedly, "You fuck, are you mistaken, kill people, kill people, what are you doing to ruin people's clothes?" ”
When the two killers heard it, they couldn't smile bitterly, this sword doesn't have long eyes, you say that if you don't break it, you won't break it, you think we are willing, but what are you hiding?
"Demon Dao, eat me again!"
Ma Xiaoquan was angry, so he simply didn't hide.
With a "poof", the knife was plunged straight into Ma Xiaoquan's chest.
"Ah~" Hua Lin covered her eyes in fright.
Ma Xiaoquan gritted his teeth and endured the pain. Although he won't die, the feeling of a knife stabbing into his body is really uncomfortable.
Ma Xiaoquan grabbed the knife and said, "Are you satisfied?" ”
The killer was startled, and quickly took off his hand and looked at Ma Xiaoquan in horror.
"Poof~~ Ouch!" Ma Xiaoquan pulled out the knife, held the knife in his hand, and said, "I won't allow it next time, it really hurts!" ”
When the killer heard this, he was so frightened that he took a few steps back, turned his head and saw Hua Lin sitting on the back of the horse covering his eyes, and rushed over without saying a word.
"Hiss~~" The horse was frightened and jumped, Hua Lin did not sit firmly and fell.
"Thorn", when Hua Lin fell off the horse, the sleeves of her clothes were scratched by the saddle, revealing a tender arm like a white lotus root.
"Lin'er!" Ma Xiaoquan was completely anxious this time.
Since Ma Xiaoquan has agreed to be Lin'er's brother, it is equivalent to that Lin'er is his family. Moving Ma Xiaoquan's family is tantamount to touching his scales.
"You can come and beat me, you can come and kill me, but for the people I identify, if you dare to touch a single hair of them, then I will definitely not let you go."
Ma Xiaoquan didn't know where the strength came from, and he ran faster than the killer.
"Dog thief, dare to hurt my family, look at the knife!"
Ma Xiaoquan said, throwing the knife at the killer.
Seeing the opportunity, the other killer took out a dagger and stabbed at Hua Lin fiercely.
"Ahh Hua Lin was so frightened that her face was pale, her arm was raised, and a shallow plum blossom imprint was revealed at the crook of her arm.
"Huh?" The killer saw the imprint and stopped.
Ma Xiaoquan took the opportunity to step forward and kicked the killer out.
"Lin'er, are you okay?"
Hua Lin was terrified, but not completely stupid.
"Don't worry, with my brother here, my brother will protect you!"
Ma Xiaoquan said, raised his head, and looked at the two killers.
At this point, the two killers gathered together and bit each other's ears.
Suddenly, a ** shouted: "Demon Dao, let you go today, let's go!" ”
"Boom" twice, and the two killers jumped over the wall and fled
"Brother" Hua Lin cried.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and patted Hua Lin's little head: "Don't be afraid, my brother is by your side." ”
"Ahh Brother, your injury? ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled, opened his clothes, and revealed his strong chest: "My brother is a god, how can he be injured?" ”
Hua Linjiao snorted and closed her eyes.
Ma Xiaoquan let out a long breath.
Fortunately, I was afraid of an accident when I went out before, so I ate two boiled eggs, otherwise I would be really in trouble today.