Chapter 186: The Island Nation's Plan
Itchy tongue? How does that help? Da Qiao's meaning is obvious, either a tongue kiss, or a ...... (I forgot the noun and thought to myself.) )
The naked ** challenged the bottom line of tension, and tension said more than once in his heart, "Be calm, be calm!" "But can you calm down?
All right! Zhang Zhang admitted that he couldn't calm down, and since he couldn't calm down, let others calm down.
The best way to calm people down, except for cold water, Zhang Li can't think of a better way.
"You wait for me"
Zhang Zhang hurriedly ran out, and walked in with a bucket of water after a short time.
Da Qiao looked at the bucket of water in Zhang Li's hand, and instantly had a bad premonition:
"What do you want to do?"
Zhang Zhang carried the bucket of water and smirked:
"Of course it's a wet temptation?"
"Perverted, perverted! How did you meet such a pervert today? ”
Ohashi complained bitterly, the key is that it is already late autumn, the weather is already very cold, even if it is in the south now, the temperature has dropped very much.
"Childe ......"
"Ah......h
Where is Zhang Zhang willing to give Big Joe a chance to speak? A bucket of cold water was poured directly on it.
"Sneeze ......"
You made you so uncool, now calm down "hehe......"
"Sneeze ......"
"Oops! Do you have a chill? How can this be done, come and drink a bowl of wine to get rid of the cold"
Zhang Zhang kindly poured a bowl of wine and sent it to Da Qiao:
"I don't drink, sneeze...... Pander to...... Grunt...... Gollum ......"
If you say you don't drink it, you won't drink it, so I will lose face, Zhang Zhang took advantage of Da Qiao's inattention, and directly poured it on her in one go.
After a bowl of wine, Da Qiao's face showed horror, and the "liver and intestines are broken and disturbing people's hearts and lungs crackle and obedient pills" were also drunk along Jiushui!
"You...... You ......"
Da Qiao instinctively wanted to vomit, but he couldn't vomit, and wanted to pick it with his fingers, but found that he was still tied.
"Let me go! Let me go! ”
Da Qiao was struggling, but the tension was already strong, and it was tied hand and foot together, no matter how Da Qiao struggled, in addition to being tied by the rope, it was even stronger. Nothing more.
"Why did she react so much? It's just a bowl of wine, you don't need it, do you? ”
Zhang Li didn't know what kind of obedient pill was in Da Qiao's mouth, and thought it was because of the bowl of wine.
After struggling for a moment, Da Qiao became quieter, put away his seductive eyes, and sat quietly on the edge of the bed.
"What's going on? Drunk with a bowl of wine? There's no sign that this is right, huh? The face was not red, the heart was not beating, and there was no sign of vomiting. ”
Just as Zhang Li was thinking, Da Qiao spoke:
"Host, what is needed just say"
"What the hell? Do you want to play with me again? Lao Tzu is so pure, cough cough...... Could we be in this kind of thing? ”
"Big Joe......"
"I'm not Da Qiao, my full name is Cangtian Youjing Natural Empty, I am an island country, I was ordered to come to tempt you, let you eat the liver and intestines to break the heart and lungs crackling obedient pills"
As soon as Zhang Ligang wanted to ask Da Qiao, if there was a uniform temptation to "cough cough...... Da Qiao directly stated the purpose of the trip.
Don't lie to me, I don't ask anything now, you gave me such an amazing revelation, are you a fool?
People are like this sometimes, the more you tell the truth, the more others think you are lying to him, and when you really lie to her, she thinks what you say is true, life, it's so wonderful.
"She's telling the truth"
The system opens when the time is right.
"Ah...... No way? I didn't ask anything, I just opened my mouth to tell the truth, my ten Manchu tortures haven't been used yet? Don't mess around, okay? ”
Even if the system gives Zhang Li an affirmative answer, Zhang Li is a little unbelievable!
System: "Believe it or not, I'm going to study my secret weapon, you can do it yourself!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't be so careful? I'm just asking a casual question, do you need that? Hey, hey, hey......"
Then Zhang Zhang shouted, but the system still didn't answer, "It seems that I'm going to study his command weapon again, damn, I'm so stingy, I really don't know how the person who developed you set up you"
Since the system said it, this big Joe, it's not right! It should be called the sky and the well is naturally empty, and what is said is true, so in other words, what must have happened during this period, what did Zhang Li not know, what happened? Forget it! If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, the person concerned is right in front of you, just ask!
According to the idea of tension, this ...... Let's call Da Qiao, since you call yourself "master", it shouldn't be a problem to ask a few questions.
"I come to ask you, who sent you? The one you are talking about, the liver and intestines are broken and the lungs are crackling, what is the thing, and what are the side effects of eating it? ”
"Master, it was Takeno Shikran and Umegawa Kukuko who sent me, that liver and intestine crackling pill, it is a pill to control people, as long as you take it, no matter how firm you are in your previous beliefs, you will follow the instructions of the person you see at a glance, there will be no resistance, and there is no antidote"
, there is still this kind of medicine in this world, if this batch is to be mass-produced, wouldn't it be invincible?
"By the way, this medicine is so magical, the prescription for him must be very precious, and the chance of mass production is not great, but there is a problem with tension, since this medicine is precious, then why give it to me, I am just a small soldier now, there is no need at all?"
With so many questions, Zhang Li asked again about the natural emptiness of the sky:
"Why did they choose to give me this medicine, and how is it made?"
"Master, I don't know why they chose to give you this medicine, the preciousness of this medicine can be said to be hard to find, our island country only has five pills, as for the production method of this medicine, this is highly confidential, I don't know"
Hearing this, Zhang Zhang also had to dismiss his plan to make this good pill in batches.
"I'm asking you, what kind of pill is this, how many pills do you have in our Central Plains? And for whom? ”
This question is what Zhang Zhang desperately wants to know, this pill is so perverted, if these pills are given to Cao Cao, Sun Quan, and Liu Bei respectively, then our Central Plains land, the Han Heavenly Empire, won't it be handed over?
"Master, we plan to give Cao Cao, Sun Quan and Liu Bei one grain each......"
As Zhang Li thought, their plan was vicious.
"There's one left, I was going to keep it, who knows......"