Guo Zhang's working hours are no less than fifteen hours a day, even if he has this literary talent, he doesn't have that energy, Xiao Zhi doesn't believe that his recitals and articles are all written by Guo Zhang, listening to his bragging, he said with a smile: "That's true-your window class is interesting, I don't know if there are any poems?" ”

Guo Zhang, who has been vassally elegant recently, occasionally writes some poems, was tickled by Xiao Zhi, turned around and took out a notebook from the page of his boots, presented it to Xiao Zhi with both hands, and said: "This is the poetry homework of the slave, and there are also a few current texts, with comments from friends behind the scenes, please take a look at it." ”

Guo Zhang took it, flipped through it at random, and suddenly laughed out loud: "Old Master Xue, this batch is interesting, you look at this article "Don't Give Up"——"

Sima Wei originally sat under Xue Bilong, although he despised Guo Zhang, hearing Xiao Zhi say this, he was surprised, so he also leaned behind Xue Bilong, tilted his head and read the manuscript: "Sage Yun's body hair and skin are affected by the parents, dare not destroy', this is not the foundation of self-abandonment." My husband's hair and skin should not be lightly damaged, but what about my body? I am born in the world by my parents and the grace of God, and I am loved by God, and my humble body dares to despise myself and throw myself away from the sky? ”

Xue Bilong frowned and read, and said: "--What is this batch--Drum four, painful!" ”

Fu Shixing shook his head and said: "I only heard that 'the drum is one Laos, and all the flowers are falling', what does the 'four Laos' mean?" Pain—" He groaned, but he couldn't get rid of it. Sima Wei was also like falling into a five-mile fog.

Xiao Zhi speculated that these words were not good words, so he smiled and said: "It's not 'the four drums, forty thousand flowers will fall together!'" Before he finished speaking, he saw Fu Shixing hiding his mouth and snickering, so he asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Fu Shixing hurriedly put down the chopsticks and said, "Make a batch of people Pili Yangqiu." According to medical theory, the "pain" also means "pain is not passable", and Lord Guo Zhang actually called this person! ”

Xiao Zhi looked up and thought about it, it was really good, and he couldn't help laughing.

Guo Zhang's face blushed and joked: "The original article didn't make sense, no wonder he made this criticism!" ”

Xue Bilong has always been solemn and kind, he doesn't like to be frivolous, and when he heard Fu Shixing break it, he only frowned, and then turned it down again, but it was a Yongmei poem, so he read it softly:

Half of the wall reflects the snow, and the branches reflect the brilliance. I don't believe that Dongjun doesn't care, and he is fascinated by the green flies around the flowers.

Xiao Zhi couldn't hear it clearly, so he asked for the manuscript, read it again, and said: "What does this poem mean when it is done very flat, and the criticism is also vague - 'it seems to be under the same level, higher than Du Shang'? Could it be that this poem can compete with the Du Gong Department? And who has the surname Qi can be stronger than the poet saint? ”

Xue Bilong commented on the poetry, and couldn't help but shake his head, Rao is belly is full of money, and it is difficult to understand it for a while. After reciting it twice, he suddenly blushed, and said with a forced smile: "These criticisms are frivolous and vulgar, not enough to insult the heavens, so let's just do it." ”

Xiao Zhi crooked his neck and pondered for a long time, but he couldn't understand the meaning of these eight words, so he smiled and said: "It's okay to say it so that everyone can laugh!" ”

For a while, Fu Shixing also came to his senses, because he saw Xue Bilong snorting and refusing to speak, so he said: "It's very indecent, this 'Qi' is the homonym of the 'navel' of the navel, and 'Du' is the belly of the 'belly'......" Guo Zhang stared and listened, knowing that the criticism was not a good word, but he didn't know what it meant; Sima Wei only muttered in his mouth, "It seems to be under the same level, higher than Du Shang'......"

Wu Dan saw everyone frowning and thinking, so he was surprised: "What's so difficult to understand about these eight words?" Under the umbilicus, isn't that the thing? ”

The words in the navel were broken, which immediately caused laughter. Xiao Zhi held the back of the chair with his hands, laughing so hard that he couldn't catch his breath, Sima Wei coughed and beat his chest with his hands, Xue Bilong's face was flushed, and he gritted his teeth and endured it, trying not to make himself lose his temper. Even Luo He, Rong Xuan and a group of eunuchs who were guarding the door, some squatted down, some covered their faces, and they all leaned forward and back, only Li Deluo could hold on, and came over to beat Xiao Zhen's back with a smile.

Guo Zhangli didn't kneel, he smiled stupidly, and secretly scolded in his heart: "Qin Mengqi, this bastard, I treat him like that, he actually teases me like this, wait for my master to return home!" ”

"It's a bad poem." Xiong Ci froze his mind, smiled and preached, "Don't talk about it, this season, where is the red plum on the wall?" Besides, plum blossoms bloom in the snow, and in the middle of winter, where do the green flies come from? But the people of this batch of poems are too much. ”

Xiao Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, took a sip of herbal tea, and said with a smile Guo Zhang, "...... So happy! You must not embarrass this person, I want to meet you - because you are a fellow jinshi, I don't know which examiner is dazzled or distracted, and I don't know how much money you spent as a slave to buy off the joint ......"

"There is no such thing as a joint." Guo Zhangyin saw that Xiao Zhi didn't care, and laughed at himself, "At that time, there were few people taking the exam, and the quota was insufficient. Confused judge, there are bullshit articles that are chaotic and chaotic, and I don't want to show my bottom in front of the king today! However, if you can please the master to smile, it is not in vain to make the slave this 'poem' - this curtain guest is called Qin Mengqi, who is a genius in Qiantang, and the best way to get along with the slave, the master wants to see him, that is his creation, how dare the slave be difficult for him! As he spoke, he glanced at Sima Wei.

When Sima Wei heard that it was Qin Mengqi, he was stunned at first, because he was happy when he saw Xiao Zhen, he hurriedly told Qin Mengqi about slandering all the celebrities in the mansion that day, which caused everyone to laugh again.

Shifting time, Xiao Zhifang smiled. Guo Zhang's words reminded him that in Xiao Zhen's early years, there were indeed very few people who took the exam, and the places were insufficient. Now one by one they are squeezing into the door like sticks with bamboo sticks on their heads, and they can't prevent malpractice in the north and south. But the erudite Hongruke is different. A total of 182 people took the exam, and more than 40 people complained about the elderly, called the sick, and avoided it. Some famous scholars actually put on a posture of "righteousness is not disgraced" and should not be tried, and they were also highly praised, saying that they were "windy bones", although they were locked and "properly sent" to Qidu, but they refused to see people in the ancient temple...... Many people, especially scholars, look down on the barbarian Qi country, and are unwilling to go out of the Qi country, it seems that the hearts of the people in the world have not been "sanctified"!

After pondering for a long time, Xiao Zhifang said slowly: "The affairs of the north and south are to ask their examiners to do their errands with their hearts. The matter of erudition and Confucianism must be done well, and I also know that it is not in line with the human feelings to force them to take the exam, but there is nothing to be done about it, and the bow must be drawn hard, even if it comes, it must be tested if it is not examined! Those who have passed the test will be given to the officials regardless of their merits - the most important thing is that they must be asked to take the test! Are you listening? ”

"Yes!" Several ministers hurriedly kowtowed in reply.

"Guo Zhang," Xiao Zhi said with a smile, "You are in charge of the four divisions of the Ministry of Officials, they all have special numbers, do you know?" ”

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