Chapter 463: Li Jia and Wang Bing
It is said that the monkey and Zhuqing returned to the city, found a small restaurant, and asked for something to eat. The two sat down and ate and drank slowly.
Zhu Qing said: "Brother Monkey, we have been busy for a long time, and we only know that Gnats is a policeman, and we don't even know what his name is. ”
The monkey said, "Sister, this is already good. Anyway, we already know where to investigate. When we accepted the assignment and came out of the Agency, we had no clue. ”
Zhu Qing said: "Yes, we have now found the grasshopper here, I think we can figure out the grasshopper here, and the matter is almost the same." How do we go about it now? ”
The monkey said, "There are no plans yet. But now the plan is there. ”
Zhu Qing said: "Brother Monkey, then you said that there was no plan in the last sentence, and in the next sentence you said that there was a plan, so fast?" ”
The monkey said, "Just so fast! ”
Zhu Qing said: "Tell me about your plan. ”,
"The first step in this plan is that we eat slowly and not too quickly," the monkey said. ”
Zhu Qing looked at the monkey inexplicably, the monkey pouted at the door, and Zhu Qing smiled knowingly.
Two men in police uniforms came in outside the door, needless to say, these were two police officers. The two men entered the restaurant, asked for some food and drink, sat down and ate slowly.
The restaurant is small and the owner personally serves the food. Those who enter this kind of small restaurant to eat are either people who do not have a lot of money, or people who are not very particular about eating and drinking.
The two policemen asked for two side dishes and a pot of wine, and while they were eating and chatting, the boss brought another plate of chicken. A policeman said, "Boss, we didn't want this dish." ”
The boss said, "Just eat for the two of you, someone will invite you." Then he went back to the kitchen and brought another plate of fish.
Two policemen stopped the boss: "Wait, boss, let's talk about it first, wait for the bill, we only pay for the food we order." ”
The boss said, "You don't have to pay the bill, someone has already paid for you." ”
The two policemen looked at each other, where did this good thing come about? Doing this reviled business, no one has ever taken the initiative to ask for food.
A policeman said, "Who invited us?" ”
The boss nodded at one of the tables inside: "It's those two guest officers." ”
The policeman looked over there and saw two young men, a man and a woman, smiling and nodding at them. The man beckoned.
A policeman got up and walked over and said, "Little brother, you and I don't know each other, why do you invite us to dinner?" ”
The monkey hurriedly got up and clenched his fists: "Big brother, we didn't know each other before, but now we can get to know each other." ”
Another policeman also clenched his fists: "Do you two have something to ask us for help?" ”
The monkey said, "It's nothing, I just want to make friends with two big brothers."
As he was talking, the boss came and said, "It's already packed inside, please." ”
The monkey said, "There is another table in the back, please make sure the two eldest brothers enjoy it." ”
A policeman said, "Brother, we are wearing this tiger skin, but we are actually eating with a mouthful of food." We have neither the ability nor the status, we can't help anything, and we eat yours for nothing. ”
Another policeman said, "We don't have the money to ask you back." To put it bluntly, as soon as we take off this clothes, we will be a pauper. ”
The monkey smiled and said, "The two eldest brothers are telling a joke." Do you think I'm the kind of person who stampers the powerful? I like to make poor friends. ”
Zhu Qing smiled and said, "Two big brothers, don't you just invite you to dinner?" What a big deal! Let's go, let's go. ”
Pulling and pulling, he came to a private seat in the back. The table has been re-arranged. This table is a formal table, chicken, fish, meat, eggs, mountains and seas, a table is set, and the warm wine exudes a pungent aroma.
Everyone sat down, and the boss said slow down and went to the front to get busy.
The monkey said, "Now let's introduce each other." As for me, I am from Fangmiao, my surname is Fang, my name is Fang Zhihou, everyone sees that I am thin, and they all call me a monkey. ”
The two policemen jumped up and reached for their guns at their waists. The monkey sneered, "Don't be nervous, two big brothers, I'll invite you two to dinner, and I'm not looking for you to fight." Would you like to sit down? ”
The two policemen sat down timidly. The monkey said, "This is my classmate and partner, Ding Zhuqing. Please introduce yourself as well. ”
A policeman said, "My name is Li Jia. ”
Another policeman said, "My name is Wang Bing. ”
The monkey said, "All right, we know each other." He picked up the flask and said, "We are young and have never drunk." We replaced the wine with tea and drank a few glasses with the two eldest brothers. Thank you for your understanding. "Let's say goodbye, pour wine for Li Jiawang Bingbing.
Zhu Qing picked up another flask and poured tea for the monkey and himself.
The monkey said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please have a drink for our good fortune." ”
After drinking, as soon as the cup was put down, the monkey picked up the chopsticks: "Two big brothers, please eat." ”
Zhu Qing also got up to pick up vegetables for Li Jia and Wang Bing, and said, "Brother Li, Brother Wang, please eat vegetables." ”
That Li Jia Wang Bing drank wine and ate food, and just wanted to speak. The monkey picked up his cup again: "For us to be able to be friends, please have a drink." ”
Put down the wine glass, and Zhu Qing diligently persuaded the dishes.
The two were courteous and enthusiastic, and the two policemen ate and drank politely. But they knew that the monkey and the bamboo green would not invite them to drink and eat for no reason. There's something going on here. But I don't know what it is.
But the monkey and Zhu Qingyin diligently persuaded them to eat and drink, but they didn't say anything.
Li Jia couldn't sit still, stood up, and said, "I, Li Jia, am a little older than you, so I'll dare to call you brother." Brother Monkey, you and Sister Zhuqing are anti-Japanese heroes, and Wang Bing and I are both people who don't explain in the book. You guys won't entertain us with good food and wine. Say, what's the matter? ”
The monkey smiled: "When we first met, we didn't have any filial piety for the two eldest brothers. There is also a little small gift here, please smile at the two eldest brothers. As he spoke, he took out a handful of oceans from his body, five yuan per person, and pushed them in front of Li Jia and Wang Bing.
Li Jia and Wang Bing were frightened, they worked in the pseudo-police station for a year or two, and they didn't have so much salary.
Wang Bing said: "Brother Monkey, we can't take this money. As I said, we are useless people and can't do you anything. ”
Zhu Qing said: "Brother Wang, if you say this, you really see the outside, we don't want you to help you today, you just accept the money." ”
Li Jia said: "Brother, sister, let's talk about things first." ”
The monkey said, "Put the money in your pockets." If you don't believe me, we'll leave now. Sister Zhuqing. Let's go. ”
Who are the monkeys and Zhu Qing, can Li Jia and Wang Bing know? Just go? Say it's okay and it's okay?
Li Jia said: "Brother, wait a minute, let's pack up the money first, okay?" ”
Li Jia and Wang Bing packed up the money, but in fact, they were all poor, and the temptation of five oceans was too great.
Li Jia said: "Brother, let's talk about things now." ”
The monkey said, "I'll just say two words." The first sentence is that the two eldest brothers should not talk about our gathering today. Sister Zhuqing and I don't care, we can come to this county if we love it, and we can leave if we love it. I'm not exaggerating, am I? ”
Li Jia and Wang Bing looked at each other and nodded, this is the truth.
The monkey said, "You are different." There are parents, wives and children, outsiders know about this, especially devils know about this, you will have endless troubles for you, if you don't do it well, your life can be hit. ”
Li Jia and Wang Bing stood up: "Brother, sister, I only learned today that you are people of great benevolence and righteousness, and you think about us everywhere." If there's anything you want us to do, just say it! ”
I don't know what the monkey said, please see the next chapter.