Chapter 144: Interview with Lu Bu

Chapter 144: Interview with Lu Bu

"Well, Dong Zhuo, do you want to be the emperor?"

Dong Zhuo's face stiffened when he asked this sentence, he had never seen Li Zhi's mouth so straight, how could anyone ask someone like this, but he knew that Li Zhi was powerful, and he didn't dare not answer.

"Who doesn't want to be an emperor? Dong Zhuo also wants to be the emperor, sir, you look at the Han family, the emperor is incompetent, the princes have huge power, and they are not subject to the Han family. Why can't Dong Zhuo be the emperor, if I become the emperor, I can also govern the Jiang ...... If you really can't do it, just be a celebrity. ”

Li Zhi nodded, and said in his heart that it would be strange if you could do a good job in the country, you could kill the entire people in the world......

But Li Zhi didn't know that Dong Zhuo was telling the truth, as for why Dong Zhuo changed, the reason was that all the treasures at home were stolen, Dong Zhuo looked at it, he was distressed to death, and there was the matter of Diao Chan yesterday, Lu Bu almost turned against himself, and he also saw through it, the world is in chaos, if he has no popular support, he will not be able to get the world, only if he is good to the people of Limin, can he get the hearts of the people, and can he sit firmly in his position.

In fact, Dong Zhuo was not worried at all in the face of the more than 200,000 troops under the city, he had discussed with Lu Bu, as long as the city was in hand, they would not be able to attack it, and no matter how they scolded their side, they would not go out to fight.

Li Zhi didn't know Dong Zhuo's strategy, and turned around and came to Lu Bu's side:

"Lu Wenhou, take a step to speak."

Lu Bu has a lot of respect for Li Zhi, and he knows from Dong Zhuo that it was the master in front of him who exposed the tricks of Diao Chan Wang Yun, and when he was about to kill Dong Zhuo, Li Zhi, who was a few meters away, couldn't move, knowing that Li Zhi was a master, so he obeyed Li Zhi's words.

"What is the matter, sir?"

"Follow me."

Li Zhi took Lu Bu to a room where no one was, and Lu Bu didn't know what Li Zhi wanted to do.

"Lu Wenhou, sweep this with your spiritual power."

handed the crystal ball of the interview to Lu Bu, and a large amount of information appeared in his mind in an instant, and Lu Bu understood the meaning of the interview.

"Sir, you want to interview me? I'm going to be seen by countless people on the interface? It's true? ”

Lu Bu looked at Li Zhi in disbelief.

"Well, okay, Lu Wenhou sit down, let's start the interview."

Taking out the camera and microphone, Li Zhi instantly entered the state.

"Hello friends from countless worlds and countless planes! I am Li Zhi, today we have the honor to interview the Marquis of Lu Bu and Lu Wen during the Three Kingdoms period, let us get to know General Lu in this era, General Lu, and introduce myself"

Lu Bu was a little nervous at the camera, and his hand holding the microphone was a little trembling.

"I'm Lu Bu, Bu Jin Chinese New Year's Eve two years old and haven't married a wife yet......"

"Smack"

The microphone in Lu Bu's hand was snatched away by Li Zhi,

"Ahem, General Lu, you have to tell the truth, why haven't you married a wife yet? Don't you have a wife? This is not a blind date show. If you do this again, I won't interview you."

Li Zhi was almost angry with Lu Bu, why are you talking about this, no one asks you.

"Mr. Reporter, I'm sorry, I was careless...... I said that I won't dare next time. ”

Lu Bu saw that Li Zhi didn't let him say this, so he could only accept that little bit of caution, in fact, Lu Bu thought that there must be many beauties in countless interfaces, in case there are beauties in his arms when the time comes! I thought I could take this opportunity to show my majesty and attract a lot of beautiful women.

"My name is Lu Bu."

After speaking, Lu Bu handed the microphone to Li Zhi.

Finished? It's that simple? Lu Bu was not interested at all, and he couldn't find a beautiful woman, so Lu Bu's interest in this interview suddenly disappeared.

"Uh...... General Lu, what is your motivation for progress? ”

Li Zhi had no choice but to pick up some topics that interested Lu Bu as much as possible.

"Beauty."

, it was a simple answer, and Lu Bu had no loveless eyes at this time, looking ahead without focus.

"General Lu, at this time, the chaos in the world is an era of heroes, General Lu is a hero, what do you think of General Lu on all forces?"

"There are few beauties in the capital, it's boring, there are many beauties in Shudi, fight! There are many beauties in Qingzhou, fight! ”

After Li Zhi heard Lu Bu's answer, he wanted to beat Lu Bu, what kind of person is this? A guy who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman!

"Huh...... General Lu seems to have a great interest in beautiful women, so what unique insights does General Lu have on beautiful women? ”

This sentence was right, and Lu Bu's eyes instantly flashed with a wolf light.

"Beauty? Bu likes beautiful women, Bu has been interested in beauties since he was a child, year twelve, and the maid who served me Xiaohuan had something Bu can't forget, year thirteen went to the brothel for the first time, who in the brothel over there doesn't know my Lu Bu's name? They all call me a dragon in bed, Mr. Reporter, you don't know! My daimyo in the brothel! That's everyone knows, the highest record, up to the old bustard in Yihong Mansion, down to the stupid girl who washes clothes and cooks in the backyard, and the girls in the whole brothel have slept with the cloth! Don't dare to say anything else over the years, the girls are not less sleeping, if it weren't for the strict management of the lady in recent years, I can't go to the brothel, how will I have a cheating affair with the sable cicada, who is small, cheap, and cheating on people, dissatisfied with you said, the sable cicada is at most good in my eyes, the most bullish I have ever seen is the old bustard of the Xiaoyao Pavilion, all seventy, that is called a wave, there is a saying, thirty is not a wave forty waves, fifty is on the cusp of the wave, to sixty waves to play waves, seventy is a wave in the waves! Tsk, thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, fifty sitting on the ground to absorb the earth, sixty destroying God, seventy Genesis. You don't understand, you don't understand! ”

Lu Bu's small mouth was talking, Li Zhi was listening to Lu Bu's "Women's Sutra" on the side, and his eyes widened when he listened, what is a talent? That's talent! Lu Bu's achievements in martial arts are definitely not as high as Lu Bu's attainments in women, Lu Bu continued.

"It's a pity, it's a pity, when I went to find her again in the second year, I heard that they were all in the ground, it's rare to be such a good girl, in fact, the happiest thing is the harem of Emperor Han Ling, that girl is called more than one, and they are all women on the cusp of the waves, his harem women wear open crotch pants, hehe, Emperor Han Ling's training is good, he actually let his women wear open crotch pants, but they are all cheap to me, I stopped my father-in-law from killing that group of women, and secretly put them outside to raise, and this group of girls like me, I'm much stronger than the Spirit Emperor, and I also let them wear open crotch pants and enjoy the treatment of the Spirit Emperor! It's just a little regrettable...... Can't build a big swimming pool in the harem like the Emperor Ling, I heard that the lotus lotus planted in the pool of the Emperor Lingdi is as big as a cover, more than one zhang high, the lotus leaves are rolled up in the night, and there are four lotus clusters on one stem, called "Night Shu Lotus", there is no interest in the old guy, but the cloth is good, and every time you can play the group of girls wow wow scream, but it's a pity that the Queen Mother He was killed by her father-in-law, otherwise I will also try it, and they all say that the Queen Mother He is a wave - goods...... Alas"

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