Chapter 254: I can scold and cry the old lady in the market
Cao Shuo followed the army all the way south.
Not a day to come to Zhongli.
Yuan Shu had already received news of the rout.
Knowing that LΓΌ Bu, Yang Feng, and Han Xian's allied forces had come to Huainan, he hurriedly gathered 5,000 soldiers and horses to watch on the south bank of Huaishui.
On the north bank of Huaishui, the battle flags of the coalition forces are fluttering, and the soldiers who have arrived from the waterway are landing one after another.
Lu Bu rode a red rabbit, holding a Fang Tian painting halberd and looking at the south bank.
The battle flags of the Huainan Army on the south bank are sparse, which is in stark contrast to the coalition forces.
Raising the halberd and pointing to the south bank, Lu Bu asked Cao Shuo beside him, "How does Zi Rong think he can cross the river and defeat Yuan Shu?" β
"I don't think you have to cross the river!" Cao Shuo said: "It is now June, and it is almost the Huaishui flood season, so it is not suitable to cross the river. β
"So what are we going to do?" Lu Bu was stunned.
"Come and scold Yuan Shu." Cao Shuo smiled sheepishly.
"Tens of thousands of troops consume countless grains and grass, just to scold him?" Lu Bu's face was full of confusion.
"Not only to scold him, but also to humiliate him," Cao Shuo said: "The general looks at me!" β
Riding a horse to the shore of Huaishui, Cao Shuo's hands expanded into a trumpet shape, and shouted to the opposite bank: "Yuan Highway listen, you monkey doesn't know that your face is thin, and the pig doesn't know that your buttocks are big, and you have a jade seal that has been handed down to the country, do you really think you are the true son of heaven?" Phew! You're just a piece of shit, or a piece of shit, and you can smoke the crops as scrap! β
Although Huaishui is not particularly wide, a person's shout is still easily lost in the sound of rolling waves.
Feeling that the other side might not be able to hear, Cao Shuo shouted to the coalition forces behind him: "Follow me, I shout, you shout!" β
Cao Shuo's actions made Lu Bu, Yang Feng, Han Xian and others confused.
After Xuzhou defeated the Huainan army, there were rumors in Lu Bu's army that if it were not for the second son of the Cao family, Xuzhou would definitely not be able to keep it.
Cao Shuo asked the soldiers to shout along, and many of them howled at the top of their voices.
Maybe it was funny, or maybe it was the soldiers who howled first to set the mood, and more and more coalition soldiers joined in the scolding.
Cao Shuo took the lead in scolding, and they scolded very neatly and scolded the sky......
Lu Bu covered his ears with the scolding.
Cao Shuo scolded for a while, and ordered Chen Wu on the side: "I'm a little tired of scolding, you continue to take them to scold." You don't have to think about innovation, just shout the words I scolded over and over again. β
Chen Wu responded and shouted to the soldiers: "Soldiers, scold with me!" Yuan Highway, you are the shame of the Yuan family, Yuan Sikong should have shot you on the wall and let the dog lick you, so as not to be embarrassed! Do you know why Ben Chu Gong can be the third prince, you can only occupy Huainan, not even a fart? Because you're not even as good as a fart! β
Chen Wu scolded, and the soldiers followed suit.
Tens of thousands of people stood on the north bank of Huaishui and scolded, and the grand occasion was unprecedented.
Cao Shuo came to Lu Bu, arched his hand and asked with a smile: "Is it okay for the general to see me scolding?" β
"I only know that Zirong's ability is not small, but I didn't expect to be so mean to scold." Lu Bu said: "After all, Yuan Highway is the descendant of the Three Princes, and scolding him like this, he vomited three buckets of blood angrily. β
"The general just let the soldiers scold." Cao Shuotian said shamelessly: "I haven't used my skills today, if I really use my skills, I can even scold the old ladies in the market and cry." β
The market is a mixed place, and if you want to scold people, many of the old ladies who live in the market all the year round are good at it.
They are not limited to posture or environment, they can jump up and scold, they can also lie down and scold.
Cao Shuo actually said that he could scold them and cry, Lu Bu was speechless for a while, and secretly made up his mind, he still couldn't offend him, otherwise he might be scolded The ancestral grave with green smoke coming out of his head......
On the other side of the Huaishui, Yuan Shu, who was watching the movements of the coalition forces, listened to the scolding that shook the heavens and the earth.
He really wanted the soldiers to scold him back.
But 5,000 people, how can they scold 30,000 or 40,000 people......
"Your Majesty, don't listen to it." Seeing that Yuan Shu's face was not good, Li Feng on the side persuaded.
His face was purple like pork liver, and Yuan Shu couldn't swallow it with a breath in his chest when he was scolded.
Yuan Jun on the other side scolded really mean.
Not to mention the pampered Yuan Shu, even if he is used to the chaos of the market, I'm afraid he won't be able to listen to a few words.
Especially the coalition forces on the other side, they actually compared him with Yuan Shao.
Yuan Shao was originally a concubine, because Yuan Cheng died early, and no descendants were left to inherit the incense to him.
After the succession, Yuan Shao became a son-in-law from a concubine, but Yuan Shu never looked down on him.
It is precisely because of this that although Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu are brothers, their relationship has always been bad, and there has even been friction between the two sides.
In the mouth of the coalition army, Yuan Shao's loyalty is highly respected for the country, but he has become a man who is abandoned by heaven and man, and shit is not as good!
"Poof" The resentment in his chest could not be vented, and Yuan Shu spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Li Feng and the left and right guards hurriedly stepped forward to hold him crumbling.
"Your Majesty, go back!" Li Feng persuaded: "We don't have as many people as them, and we can't scold them, so it's better not to listen!" β
There were blood stains on the corners of his mouth and the placket on his chest, and Yuan Shu waved his hand with a pale face.
Li Feng instructed the guards: "Help Your Majesty find a clean place to rest." β
The guard replied and helped Yuan Shu down.
On the north bank of Huaishui, Lu Bu and Cao Shuo rode side by side.
Looking at the other bank, Lu Bu asked very unwillingly: "Zi Rongzhen thinks that our army is not suitable to cross the river?" β
"Huaishui is different from other places." Cao Shuo said: "It does not have an entrance to the sea, and it has to merge into the Yangtze River downstream to enter the sea." Once the flood season enters here, the water is fierce and both sides of the river will be affected. The Huainan army is in full array, and if the general wants to cross the river, it must not be possible to do it in a day or two. Yuan Shu is already at the end of his crossbow, as long as he scolds him on the shore for a few days, even if he is not angry to death, at most he will only have half a life left! β
"Gongtai, what do you think?" Lu Bu asked Chen Gong behind him.
Chen Gong had always been hostile to Cao Shuo, and if Cao Shuo instigated the army to cross the river, he would definitely refute it.
Cao Shuo did not make such a suggestion, but asked Lu Bu not to attack, but only shouted and cursed on the shore.
There was no reason for him to refute it.
Although he was unhappy in his heart, Chen Gong still said: "I also agree with what Zirong Gongzi meant. β
"I thought I could kill Huaishui and capture Yuan Highway and send him to Xudu." Lu Bu said: "I didn't expect that after running so far, it was just to let the soldiers have a good time." β
"General!" Cao Shuo didn't follow his words, but said, "It's already Zhongli, I should go too." β
"Zirong went to Jingzhou with only a dozen guards, wouldn't it be too risky?" Lu Bu said: "Why don't I send some people to escort Zirong." β
Cao Shuo went to Yuliang Continent to deal with the assassins, if he could take that place by the way, how could he let Lu Bu's people follow?
Arching his hand to Lu Bu, Cao Shuo said: "I don't want to destroy Jingzhou, go to Liu Jingsheng's territory to play around, there are more than ten people around me, there are already a lot of people." With Liu Jingsheng's ability, what can he do to me? β