Chapter 181: Late Night Sneak Attack
When Xiao Feng came to the dormitory with food and drink, he found that Uncle Ugly was holding a cigarette and squinting slightly and watching "Soldier Assault" with his legs crossed.
Seeing Uncle Ugly alone in the duty room, Xiao Feng smiled and reached out and knocked on the window glass.
In the duty room, Uncle Ugly listened to the voice and saw that Xiao Feng was knocking on the window outside, so he got up and walked over and opened the window.
"Why haven't you come home yet?"
"Just came back!" Xiao Feng said, raising the plastic bag he was carrying.
There is not only red wine prepared for him by Zheng San, but also a lot of cooked food, which only needs to be slightly heated to eat.
When Uncle Ugly saw that Xiao Feng was actually carrying wine and food, he couldn't help but show a few smiles on his dull face.
"Come in!"
Xiao Feng glanced at him when he heard this, and walked in.
"Well, Uncle Ugly is watching the soldiers assault!"
"Well, this actor is good, but the acting is a little fake!" Uncle Ugly pointed to the baby on the TV screen and said.
"This was originally a TV series for the audience to watch. Naturally, it has to be exaggerated! ”
Xiao Feng smiled when he heard this, and took out all the red wine and cooked food in the bag.
"Red wine imported from France? Not bad...... You kid has a heart! ”
"Hey, there's whiskey!"
Seeing Xiao Feng take out a bottle of whiskey, Uncle Ugly suddenly grabbed it like a pervert seeing a stripped beauty, opened his mouth to bite it open, and poured a big mouthful.
Seeing the appearance of the ugly uncle, Xiao Feng was stunned.
Nima, this is a 58° spirit!
Coming back to his senses, Xiao Feng couldn't help but be speechless.
After the food was heated in the microwave, the two of them drank and ate in the duty room.
"Uncle Ugly, don't you want to go home for the New Year?"
Xiao Feng took a sip and asked.
"Home...... Isn't this my home! Uncle Ugly was slightly stunned when he heard this, and a few indifferent smiles flowed out of his face.
However, Xiao Feng felt a bit of loss in the ugly uncle's eyes.
This is a man with a story!
Like his severed right arm, a mystery!
Perhaps, behind the ugly uncle hides an untold story.
After taking a sip of wine, Uncle Ugly said and laughed, "It's you kid, that's good!" He actually took a group of rookies to kill a group of old birds in the Dragon's Tooth Reserve, and finally captured their captain alive! ”
When Xiao Feng heard this, he couldn't help but show a little wry smile on his face, "What's good!" I knew that Wu Heitan would be transferred out of the Dragon Tooth Reserve Team because of this incident, and I would rather be eliminated than offend that group of old birds! ”
"Fart......
When Uncle Scandal heard this, he scolded angrily with disdain on his face, "A group of self-righteous guys are a bunch of garbage. Boy, do you think you've really offended the Dragon's Tooth Reserves? In fact, you saved them all. ”
"If it's a real battle between you, the Dragon's Tooth Reserve will be all killed! All of them were killed, you know? It's all dead! ”
"All dead...... All dead......"
"A team that can't face up to its own shortcomings will have to pay a heavy price sooner or later!"
For some reason, when Uncle Ugly said this, his emotions suddenly became extremely excited.
Seeing the ugly uncle's appearance, Xiao Feng couldn't help but be full of depression, opened his mouth, and finally swallowed the words that came to his mouth.
Then silently opened a bottle of whiskey for Uncle Ugly.
Uncle Ugly also reached out and took it, and then poured a big mouthful.
"Boy, where are you going after the year?"
Xiao Feng replied, "Southwest Military Region! ”
"Southwest Military District!" Uncle Ugly was stunned when he heard this, and there was a hint of doubt in his tiger eyes.
Xiao Feng nodded when he heard this: "Not bad! Wu Heitan told me before leaving! ”
But when the ugly uncle in front of him heard this, he looked at Xiao Feng deeply, and there was a little different look in his tiger eyes.
Obviously, Uncle Ugly had already guessed in his heart that Xiao Feng was not completely telling the truth.
But Uncle Ugly only listened to it, nodded and said, "Southwest Military Region, it's very good." With all possible to play fatal. It is more desirable than the Yanjing Military Region. Do a good job, don't run out of life! ”
"Nima......" Xiao Feng was speechless, "He-mother-of-the-mother, is there such a comforting person!" ”
However, Uncle Ugly didn't give Xiao Feng a chance to speak, so he kicked Xiao Feng away.
"It's not early, get out of here! Don't get in the way of watching TV! ”
Looking at the drunken ugly uncle, Xiao Feng had to get up and escape from the duty room with a wry smile on his face.
In the bright duty room behind him, only the lonely figure of the ugly uncle was left.
"Dead, all dead, all dead! It's good to die, it's good to die! ”
"Why don't you die?"
Early in the morning, Xiao Feng got up early and wore a combat uniform to sit alone on the playground.
For the next day, Xiao Feng was in the school's training hall, conducting self-fighting training.
In the evening, Xiao Feng once again carried a large pile of food and entered the duty room.
Uncle Ugly also changed his previous serious look, and bragged and farted with Xiao Feng.
Uncle Ugly really has a lot of experience, especially in the study of women, and he has unique insights.
"What Muto Lan, Teacher Cang...... Maria Ozawa...... Reviewed from start to finish! ”
In the end, Uncle Ugly also summed up a conclusion for Xiao Feng.
The woman of the island country just owes the fuck!
Even with the strength of the wine, he patted Xiao Feng on the shoulder and admonished, "Boy, if you have the opportunity to go to the island country, it must be a good day-he will turn the river and the sea, and the day-he will turn the world upside down!" ”
Listening to Uncle Ugly's words, Xiao Feng seemed to see a mighty and majestic man, rushing all the way into the island country, waving a leather whip, galloping on the island girl's body.
The surrounding area is constantly reverberating with "Ya Butterfly...... Butterfly ...... Butterfly ......"
And the sound of a slapping sprint!
At midnight, in the dormitory, Xiao Feng was sitting on the bed with his eyes closed, running the true qi in his body.
Suddenly, a dangerous aura startled Xiao Feng, he opened his eyes suddenly, and without thinking about it, he fell to the side.
Almost at the moment when Xiao Feng's figure fell sideways, a bullet hit the wall behind him with a blazing air current.
In the dark, Xiao Feng couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, followed by a rollover, rolled off the bed, and rushed to the door of the dormitory.
At this moment, a muffled sound sounded behind him again. Secretly, Xiao Feng hurriedly hid sideways behind the wardrobe on the side.
Then he stretched out his hand and opened the door, and the cat accumulated the strength of his whole body and rushed out.
And at the moment when Xiao Feng rushed into the dormitory, another bullet behind him almost grazed Xiao Feng's head and hit the wall of the opposite corridor.
Looking at the bullet holes in the wall, Xiao Feng's whole face became gloomy.