Chapter 64: Rolling the Grass

The hot weather turned the plants and trees yellow, and the exposure to the sun for several weeks made the whole plant lifeless; In addition, although the heat of the plague has been controlled, it still has not dissipated, so people have to complain about the damn God.

A wild deer ran through the woods, rustling and running as fast as if some ghost was chasing it.

As I ran farther away, I seemed to be tired, so I was ready to lean on a wooden stem to take a rest, and eat some grass to replenish my hydration. It's just that the hay here is really unpalatable, and there is no moisture at all.

Suddenly, a black shadow fell from the sky, without any sound, as if it was just a rather imposing shout.

A leap of faith!

Crows fly!

Thagar jumped from the air, without any tools, and only relied on his own weight to stun the wild deer. He summoned the thirteenth who was hiding not far away, handed over the wild deer in his hand to him, and said indifferently: "Make a fire and roast meat." ”

Thirteen just nodded faintly, but first unloaded a piece of deer leg and threw it into the grass on the side, and in an instant, a white mouth stuck out of the grass and took the deer leg in.

Tygar leaned on the stake, and when he heard the sound of rustling in the grass beside him, as if he was eating with relish, he seemed to be about to fall asleep. A few days of hunting made him feel much stronger and as nimble as a monkey.

Only by living in the wild for a few days can you learn to truly survive; Fortunately, there are no big insects nearby, but even if there is, the Taijia can remove its tiger bones!

There is no way, the house is occupied by the old man, and he can only survive outside; Those little pigs are temporarily placed in the cliff, and the apricot husband's family is really not at ease, after all, there is a bastard in his family who even dares to sell his daughter.

Another four days passed, but Geng Wu still didn't seem to be able to come to his senses, which made the Thai League very uncomfortable, and the deadline was only one day away......

"Master," Thirteen suddenly won and handed over an arrow, "Master, this was found in the butt of that deer!" ”

Taijia took it casually and said with a smile: "This arrow is as light as a feather, and it would be too naΓ―ve to expect to shoot a deer to death with this kind of arrow!" ”

"How can you be crushed to death by pressing like a master?" Thirteen gave a rare smile.

"That's it!" Taijia put the arrow aside, "Let's go barbecue!" ”

Taijia fell asleep, after all, he had to guard against wolves when he slept at night, and if he couldn't sleep well, napping was extremely important. It's just that the wooden stake is too embarrassing, and Taijia secretly decided that next time he must cheat Wangcai into a pillow.

The aroma of the barbecue gradually spread, the barbecue technique of the thirteenth is still quite good, it is said that he was in charge of the barbecue when he was under Mao Changdi, if it was not delicious, he would have been used as an arrow target by Mao Changdi.

"Incense, incense ......" Taijia smiled innocently in his sleep, and actually drooled down.

"Good! Thief, so you're here! ”

A crisp voice pierced the snot bubbles of Taijia, and he stood up in a daze, thinking that Thirteen had roasted the venison, but found that it was empty in front of him, and said depressedly: "Where is my venison?" ”

"When I die, I still want to eat, and I am really a hungry thief! Return the venison, and watch me make you into braised meat! ”

Taijia was wondering who was making the sound, when he suddenly heard a gust of wind above his head, and when he looked up, he saw a ...... Bright glowing white ass balls? flew down, and was stunned for a while. (Who's group of paladins kicked me!) οΌ‰

"No?" Tygar muttered softly.

"Huh...... Ahhh Bastard, don't look! ”

The man originally landed on the top of the Thai armor's head, and even if he fell, he would stun the Thai armor, and he had nothing to do; But now that the spring is exposed, he struggled frantically, covering his lower body with the wolf's tail skirt crazily, while waving his right hand to prevent the Thai armor from looking up.

"Oops!"

Although Thagar didn't know what this man was going to do, she would have to break at least one leg if she fell like this; I didn't have time to think about it, so I reached out to pick it up.

"Ahhhhh

The voice was getting closer, sharp and deafening, and the Thai armor was now sure that it was a girl.

"Be careful!"

With a gentle greeting from Taijia, the delicate body finally fell into Taijia's arms; It is soft, slippery, and fragrant.

If it weren't for the amazing arm strength of the Thai armor, I am afraid that he would have been seriously injured and fell to the ground by now.

The girl's eyes were closed, as if she was ready to accept death, but after a long time she didn't react, she opened her eyes, and there was a strange smiling face.

"I thought you were scared to death!" Thai Jia greeted cordially.

"Hell!"

Taijia said depressedly: "Who is the ghost?" ”

At this time, the girl realized that it was a person, and only then did she notice such an indecent appearance, ashamed and annoyed, a high leg kick in the face of the Thai armor, followed by a smooth backflip to break away from the Thai armor, the action was done in one go, and it was a practitioner at a glance.

"I saved you, why are you doing this?"

Taijia didn't understand where he had offended this girl, but the girl blushed and scolded: "Bastard, thief! Stole my deer and still be rude to me! ”

"Where am I rude...... Taijia never gets angry with girls, he can only rub his cheeks aggrievedly, "If you weren't rude just now, you would have fallen to death!" ”

"I don't care, I don't care!" The girl pouted angrily, "Anyway, you have to compensate me!" ”

"With you? Big brother, I have a lot of things to do, so I don't have time to play with you! Besides, eldest brother, I am so handsome, why are there a group of beautiful women, where do I need you to accompany me? "Taijia turned his head away, obviously playing hooligan with her.

The girl stomped her foot angrily: "You! You're still chewing your tongue and taking advantage of me! Who wants you to accompany! ”

"That's good, I don't have to pay for the deer."

"I'm! I'm! I'm going to tell my father and let him clean you up! ”

Hearing this, Taijia was stunned for a moment, and then began to examine the girl: she was about the same age as herself, fair-skinned, obviously different from Xingfu, and seemed to not do anything at home; Her hair was smooth and shiny, her face was clean, and although she was still young, she was very cute and very likable, and if she wasn't wearing a leather coat, Taijia would even think she was a rich child.

However, Taijia has never seen her, and in addition to his own tribe, the nearest village in this vicinity is also five miles away. Obviously, no father would be so nervous as to put such a lovely girl in the mountains and forests.

"Who is your father?" Taijia asked tentatively, to see if he recognized him.

The girl thought he was afraid, and said arrogantly with her hands on her hips: "My father is amazing!" He can go up to the sky to pick stars, and he can smash a big stone with a slap! I can bring me whatever I want, he is the most powerful father! ”

"Is it amazing...... Taijia looked sad for a while, and then asked, "You haven't said what his name is!" ”

"Don't be scared to death when you hear it! My father is a good man who is known as 'a thief dares to steal the queen mother's peach, and a green front rings through the sky'! Famous thieves go to the sky! Who doesn't know who doesn't know in the entire Shu region? Hey, hey, hey, I'm afraid! ”

The girl boasted for a while, but Taijia had a caring foolish expression - a thief? I've never heard of it, who took such a stupid name? The word Tongtian is quite domineering.

"You...... Why aren't you afraid? After the girl finished boasting, she seemed to be amazed at the strength of the Thai armor, "When others hear the name of my father, which one is not so frightened that his legs are weak?" You're not afraid? ”

Taijia smiled: "What are you afraid of?" At most, a small thief has become a big thief, can he really have the ability to reach the sky? ”

"You...... You insulted my father! Listening to Taijia's contemptuous words, the girl was angry, and waved a small pink fist and hit it, "I'll kill you bastard!" ”

"Why did you do it again? I didn't provoke you this time! ”

"I don't care! If you insult my father, I will beat you!" ”

Taijia didn't dare to exert himself on this little girl at all, and was pushed to the ground by the trend; One hit, one hid, and for a while rolled on the grass. Wangcai, who was hiding in the grass not far away, yawned lazily, as if remembering the female panda he had met before.

"Master, the meat is grilled......"

Number 13 suddenly appeared in front of the two of them out of place, just in time to see the appearance of Taijia pressing the little girl underneath and clasping her hands tightly. After all, this is the only way to make her unable to exert her energy, and she will not fall into passivity.

"Let it go, you bastard! A dignified man actually does it to a girl! The girl said with a blushing face.

Taijia smiled bitterly: "Why are men and women mentioned again now?" Besides, if I don't do it, will I wait for you to scratch me? If you promise me not to scratch me, I'll let it go! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Okay, I promise! ”

"Okay, I'll let it go...... Huh! Why are you scratching me again? It hurts me to death! I don't talk about credit! ”

"What do you care about me? Father said that if you win the fight, who cares so much about you? ”

Thirteen couldn't stand it anymore, so he could only cough lightly, and the air instantly fell silent.

"Thirteen, thirteen, not what you think!" Taijia hurriedly pleaded, "It's her ......"

"The master doesn't have to explain anything to me, I'm just a slave ......" Thirteen Mu Ne lowered his head, as if he was afraid that Taijia would not believe him, and added: "I won't tell the apricot mistress." ”

It's good not to add this sentence, as soon as these words came out, Taijia's face changed instantly.

"Say it, I'll cut your tongue!"

Thirteen said: "Don't dare! The slave never told her about her master's indecent women! ”

It seemed like a joke, but he was extremely serious.

"You, you, you, you're not even allowed to say a fart today!"

"Yes, I'll shut up when the master farts!"

"Poof......

A master and a servant played like this, and the girl couldn't help laughing.

Taijia was speechless, stood up and coughed lightly, and asked the girl: "I can't pay you back your deer, it's roasted into meat, can you eat it?" ”

Unexpectedly, the girl raised her head arrogantly and snorted coldly: "I don't!" Father said that you can't eat what others give you away, you have to eat and do it yourself! ”

"Goo-"

Immediately followed by the sound of Zhuge Villager's empty city piano.

The girl's face turned red instantly, and she blushed and wanted to explain, but she couldn't hold back her words for a while.

"Shall I beg you?" Tygar smiled, he knew that the girl was ashamed to speak, "I beg you to give me a face, can you eat a meal of meat?" ”

"Ahem...... This is what you begged me for, and I can't help it, who made me so soft-hearted? Hey, lead the way! ”

Immediately afterwards, he wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth without a trace.