Chapter 45 Zhang Zifang Li Ru is insidious, and Seleucus Huaxiong scolds him
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! ”
"Eh, two military advisors, you- hello, aren't you in the East Camp, why did you run into the dungeon?" Fusu hid the remaining opium from feeding Alexander in his sleeve.
"Your Majesty, did you feed Alexander opium?" Li Ru asked angrily.
"What did you say, Strategist?" Fusu decided to pretend to be stupid.
"The divine doctor has told me, you still have to do it." Li Ru ruthlessly exposed Fusu: "For this reason, the officers and men in the army are short of medicine." ”
"It's so serious, no, I'll just take more than ten catties." Fusu didn't feel like he had taken a lot.
"More than ten pounds! My God, Your Majesty, do you know how much hemp can be boiled out from more than ten catties of opium? How much does an injured soldier need, Hua Lao's inventory has been robbed by you, and if you eat too much, you will die! Zhang Liang on the side exclaimed, through Hua Tuo's introduction just now, he has a comprehensive understanding of hemp boiling and opium, isn't it just ********. On the way to Fusu's intentions, the two of them also guessed everything, in fact, the two did not object, how did the aliens treat the Chinese people, and how about feeding them some opium, but it would be troublesome to feed Alexander to death, and he also pointed to him to blackmail the Macedonians to retreat and even turn their guns to attack the Huns (of course, the latter is unlikely), and if he dies, he will play a fart.
"Well, I'm going to give Alexander a pack that he can't finish eating, and I've always been very generous to guests." Fusu said with a red face and a heartbeat, and made Li Ru and Zhang Liang want to vomit disgustingly, they have never seen such thick skin, and they are obviously hurting the sky and reason, but they are talking about good people and good things.
"So Your Majesty didn't let Alexander eat all the opium?" Li Ru.
"Nonsense, I'm not an idiot, I said two military advisors, aren't you here for this." Fusu heard the meaning of Li Ru's words, damn, don't object to saying it earlier, it will hurt me like a mouse dodging hair, Fusu thought to himself. If you let the two of you know what Fusu is thinking at the moment, you will vomit blood in anger, you won't tell us about it at all, okay.
The two of them blushed and bowed their heads in acknowledgement. As a result, those who originally asked for sins became elementary school students who made mistakes, but those who were questioned were arrogant and looked like they had the truth in their hands.
"Your Majesty."
"Hey, Huaxiong, why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be on duty in the castle tower? Seeing Huaxiong coming suddenly, Fusu was a little confused: What is the matter with this fool coming to me at this time, strange.
"Your Majesty, the Macedonian negotiating envoy has arrived, headed by a young general named Seleucus, who I heard is very favored by Alexander." Hua Xiong explained the reason why he came: "But Your Majesty, I hung them under the city gate building, saying that no one should enter the city without His Majesty's order. ”
"Good job, kill their sharpness first." Fusu is very satisfied with Huaxiong's approach, the city of Huaxia is not something you can enter if you want to, and you are not allowed to do whatever you want.
"Your Majesty, this Macedonian came quickly, but in this case, Alexander will soon have to hand it over, and the effect of opium will take a long time to appear, so let's drag him down." Li Ru frowned his head and spoke.
"Good idea, how do we drag it out?" Fusu asked.
He said that in order to ensure the implementation of the agreement, they would wait for their army to withdraw to the Chinese border, and then release Alexander and hand it over to the Huns. And the route of their retreat was designated by us, which could be delayed for at least one and a half to two months, by which time Alexander was already in the world of opium and could not extricate himself. ”
"Strategist, you are poisonous, I think I should stay away from you in the future." Fusu Yin and Yang said strangely, leaving Li Ru speechless until what time it was, and he didn't know who came up with the idea of feeding Alexander opium.
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"Your Majesty, we can go and meet the Macedonian delegation." Zhang Liang reminded.
"Okay, Zheng Bao gave you a task, and in the future, I will feed Alexander regularly and rationed opium every day, do you hear?" Fusu ordered.
"What if he doesn't eat? It took us a lot of effort to succeed today, and the minions' clothes were torn. Zheng Bao looked down at his beggar pretend, and complained and begged for mercy: "Can you change someone, General Ma Zhong is good, there are many ideas, and the servants still have to serve you." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I am cultivating you don't understand, you can't do this little thing, how to continue to mess with me in the future." Fusu has a bit of a hatred that iron does not become steel, and he also plans to build a naval fleet for Zheng Bao to take Zheng He to the Western Ocean, and it is best to go around the whole earth.
"No." Zheng Bao replied bitterly.
"Zheng Neiguan, Liang has an idea for you, you can grind opium into powder, add a little to your meals every day, and in addition, you can light lumpy opium and put it in the lampshade when you light the lamp at night." Zhang Liang suggested to Zheng Bao.
"Ovary, I didn't expect you to be so insidious!" Fusu screamed, and everyone couldn't cry or laugh.
In the West Gate Tower of Jinyang, Hua Xiong ran back again, stood on the gate tower and shouted: "Hey! Listen to the barbarians below, Your Majesty has mercifully granted your request, and now let you in, and someone will lead you to the place of negotiation. Remember, don't run around, don't make trouble, or Grandpa will kill you! ”
Seleucus was immediately unhappy when he heard the translation, what is the reason why Your Majesty graciously agreed to our request, is it your emperor himself who invited us to come, it is really shameless, "Hey! The big man upstairs, are you Chinese people so shameless! Seleucus shouted to the tower.
"Grandpa is glad to ask you to take care of it! Damn, you shameless, what are you doing in those villages in Taiyuan? Hua Xiong was furious, and when he remembered what the group of beasts below had done, he was angry, and opened his mouth to scold: "If you don't want to come in, get out of Lao Tzu!" ”
"What did he say?" Seleucus asked the interpreter next to him, which could be seen from Hua Xiong's exaggerated facial expression
It's not a good word.
"General Qin said......"
Seleucus, who was scolded for not doing anything, immediately became angry, and immediately scolded back: "You rude Qin general, don't you speak human words?" Your Majesty has asked you to meet me, and that's how you treat distant guests? It's a pity that after the translation conveyed, the tone effect was greatly reduced.
"Whew! Fuck your shit! Guest, is there a guest who treats the host like you? If it weren't for Your Majesty's grandfather slashing you alive! Hua Xiong scolded.
"The little city gate guard dares to say that he is not ashamed, there is a kind of you to come down and try!" Seleucid looked at Hua Xiong in front of the gatehouse with contempt and mocked.
"Guard your sister! Keep your dog's eyes open and take a good look, grandpa is the commander of the Great Qin Empire's Praetorian Guard Tiger Army! I want to find a dead grandfather to accompany me! "As the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, no, I have been next to Fusu for a long time, and words like your sister Huaxiong came as soon as he opened his mouth.
Hua Xiong picked up the big knife and went straight downstairs, then opened the city gate and rode alone in front of Seleucus, no matter how the deputy general around him dissuaded, he didn't listen, saying that he had to teach this Macedonian who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth. The adjutant general had no choice but to rush to report to Fusu.