"And do you know who we are?" The old man pretended to be deep.

Isn't this taking off your pants and farting, how do I know why you are looking for me, and which kind of king you are, I scolded in my heart. But he said, "I don't know."

The old man seemed to scratch his head a little, probably trying to figure out how to explain it to me, which was very different from the majestic image he had given me earlier.

"Haha, we are immortals, and we have an important mission assigned to you here." The dead fat man next to him said.

I looked at the dead fat man, this guy is playing me like a monkey. I understood that these people must have come out of a psychiatric hospital. Immortal? Why don't you say that you are God?

I said solemnly, "Yes, I know." You are all immortals, and I am a mortal. ”

I pointed to the old man and continued, "He is the Jade Emperor, and I know all this. If you have any important tasks entrusted to me, I will definitely go to the soup and fire. ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, he probably didn't expect me to answer like this.

"This deflated calf, I knew it couldn't fool him. Don't say it, let me chop him! Brother Watermelon was holding a kitchen knife behind him. If he hadn't been dragged by the fat man, he would have pounced a long time ago.

"You dare!" Ye Xianxian actually stood in front of me to protect me, and I looked at her in surprise.

I was scared, I didn't know where I had just answered wrong. I subconsciously shrank, this group of madmen who escaped from the mental hospital did not have to pay for their lives.

This skinny monkey-like watermelon brother looks murderous, and with the thinking in the brain of a psychopath like him, he must think that killing me is the best way to solve the problem.

"Calm, calm." The fat man dragged Brother Watermelon to the death, comforting him.

"You don't believe it?" The old man looked at me intently.

Others are okay to say, none of them are normal. The old man didn't look like a psychopath.

If I believe it, that watermelon brother will chop me up. If I don't believe it, they won't give up. I don't know how to answer it.

The old man sighed: "Alas, I know that you are a smart person, and I can't hide anything from you. Then I'll just tell you the truth. ”

"What year is today? What is the date of the month? The old man asked suddenly.

I'm not sure if the old man is mentally ill or not.

December 6, 2017. I replied.

"December 31, 2030, New Year's Day. Xiao Ming breaks into the Magic One Laboratory and breaks the Magic Time Machine. Causes space-time distortion and explodes in the laboratory. ”

"What?" I was confused.

"You, Xiao Ming. On New Year's Day, December 31, 2030, the time machine was broken in Magic One Laboratory. Caused a laboratory explosion. The old man became angry.

"Me? Time machine? "I pointed to myself, these people's thinking is too jumpy, and I can't keep up with their mental journey for a while.

The old man shook his head helplessly, and took out a metal object the size of a peanut from his arms.

"This is a magic time machine, capable of traveling through time and space. This machine can go back in time, it can travel through the future. ”

I took it, and I looked at the peanut-sized ghost who knew what the metal object was on the machine part.

I threw it to the ground, lifted my foot and stomped on it hard. I can't stand this group of neuropaths.

Just your group of strange-shaped guys are still special immortals, and this peanut-sized metal part is also a special magic time machine, have you ever seen a peanut-sized time machine? I've watched too many of these neurotic sci-fi movies. I'm going to smash it to pieces, and see you guys go through a piece of.

Just as my big foot was 0.01 centimeter away from the iron peanut, I was dragged up in the air.

I turned my head and saw a tall guy with a blue face. Without saying a word, he grabbed my back collar.

I know this guy, one of the people who eat melons. I've been calling him the Cold-Faced Beast ever since. This guy is nearly two meters tall and has been watching from the sidelines all along. This is a man of few words, and I have never seen him speak. So I ignored him all the way.

I didn't expect this guy to pick me up, and I couldn't help but want to scold.

But when he turned around, this guy had a blue face, and his eyes were full of ferocity. As the so-called dog that bites doesn't bark, people don't talk much. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, and the words I just scolded in my throat were swallowed back.

Brother Watermelon, the skinny monkey, saw what I had just done. I was stunned for a moment, and then immediately began to ram away again.

"Here we go again! I knew that this deflated calf would not change. I'm going to chop him! Let me go! I'll kill him! The last sentence was addressed to the fat man who was holding him.

I don't know what kind of relationship this iron peanut has with this thin monkey, anyway, this monkey is completely fried, if it weren't for the dead fat man pulling him deadly, the kitchen knife in his hand would have been cut over a long time ago.

He gave me three thousand dollars, and he chopped me up. I hate him, so I don't want to call him Brother Watermelon, I want to call him Monkey. The guy jumped up and down, shaking his head and not having a moment of peace. I'll call him a monkey, and yes, it's a lot like him.

"Monkey! You dare to touch him! Slim stood in front of me, glaring at him.

I was doubly surprised. What surprised me was not that Brother Watermelon was the same as I thought in my heart, he was really called a monkey. I was amazed that Slender was protecting me.

"You're still protecting him! It's all his fault, if it weren't for him, how would we be like this, let me kill him! "The monkey actually cried.

"Shut up! Did it work for you to kill him? The old man spoke, and the last sentence was addressed to the monkey. The tone was heavy and slightly angry.

It's quiet, the old man is not covered. The crowd was very afraid of him, and immediately fell silent.

"I know you're treating us like psychopaths from a mental hospital right now, and you definitely don't believe anything when you say all that." The old man said and pointed in the air.

A fireball appeared in the air, which, of course, was impossible. He's not really an immortal.

Wait, but suddenly the sky outside the window began to darken. It turned out that the old man was referring to the sky outside the window.

"Click!" A thunderbolt made me tremble. Not only was he frightened by this lightning and thunder, but the main thing was that the old man on the opposite side actually stepped on the horse, and the one who stepped on the horse called for wind and rain.

The old man waved his hand, and in an instant, the clouds opened and the rain stopped.

"God, god......" I was completely stunned. This is so unscientific, is this guy really a god?

"There are no immortals in this world at all, it is just an imagination of the world of ignorance." The old man gave his answer.

I was a little relieved, but I still looked at him suspiciously.

The old man continued: "There are no gods and ghosts in this world, but magic and witchcraft are real,"

The old man looked at me: "I am a wizard and a scientist. This is not medieval Europe, and the magic is just some ice ball fireball. Now that we're combining magic with technology, a new kind of energy is created. ”

I started to be a little skeptical, "What energy?" I asked.

"It's still magic." The old man suddenly looked sly.

I was dizzy, this old guy was serious a second ago. I didn't expect him to be so funny, and the majesty of the good......