We got together for three days. On this day, we had dinner together, and several of us were there. Ah Mao is mysterious: "Come on, I'll bring you a good thing."

I was dismissive: "Don't go, you still have good things to fart."

"Where are you going, all those useless ones. Lao Tzu is not going. Monkey said.

Mao ignored us, and he walked out on his own.

We are all cheap, and we say that we won't go, but our bodies can't help but go out with us. Mao was holding a black object in his hand, which in my memory should have been called a fire gun.

"Guns!" The monkey was overjoyed: "Deflated calf Ah Mao, where did you come from?"

Ah Mao smiled: "Just made, the first one, limited edition."

The old fox took the gun and put it in his hand and said, "Yes, it's like that."

Xian Xian looked at it and pouted: "It's a pity that this is not a seamless steel pipe, I don't know if it will explode."

Mao said: "That's absolutely not, this is black powder, not a copper-shelled bullet." Without that much power, the steel pipe will not burst. ”

"Try it first, try its power." The old fox said.

I laughed at him, looking at the thing in Ah Mao's hand like a burning stick. I said, "Have you tried?" This thing can't make a sound. ”

Ah Mao was confident: "Does this thing still need to be experimented?" Look at mine. ”

As he spoke, Mao aimed his firearm at a rockery in front of him. Ah Mao lit the fire fold, and the fire bolt led sparks.

Many of us cover our ears. I don't know how long it took, but it didn't come out as we expected.

The fire went out, but it didn't sound. Ah Mao felt that he was very faceless, and he was tinkering with the guy in his hand.

So we rejoiced, and we began to laugh. It's always our pleasure to see people make a fool of themselves.

"Hahaha, you thing, what are you doing? It doesn't just point out wow. I said, can you do it? ”

The hammer, who was hiding far away on the side, covered his ears and walked over: "Well, yes." Brother Mao, what you do is not good at all. ”

Ah Mao was angry: "You can come,"

The hammer shook his head busily: "I won't, I won't."

"Fuck off!" Ah Mao got angry, and he took out the dud with an iron rod. Gunpowder and sand were replaced.

Mao lit the fire in his hand again, and this time the fuse continued to burn.

"Bang!" With a bang, dust and smoke billowed out, and a piece of rockery in front of us was blown off.

The guards standing next to them were shocked, they didn't expect it to be so powerful, and we didn't expect it to be so powerful.

"Okay, Ah Mao is amazing." The old fox was scared of him.

So we went from being laughing at it to complimenting it now. We started patting him on the back.

"Ah Mao is amazing, he actually made an earthen gun."

"When will mass production begin, hurry up and build it."

Ah Mao immediately began to triumph: "It's coming, it's coming." Don't worry, it's not going to be a month. Two hundred guns can easily do it. ”

"Two hundred guns? You sent the begging for food. I glared at him, "What can two hundred guns do?"

The old fox actually agreed with me: "This, Ah Mao." If we can build more, the more we build, the fewer casualties we will have. ”

Ah Mao was immediately unhappy: "You think I want to, what kind of place is this Three Kingdoms?" It's good for monkeys to make steel, it's guns. What you want is nothing, what you want is lacking. It's good to be able to make these. A hundred guns, at most. Did he build the car that the old guy made? You don't have a device, you make a fart. ”

The old fox actually blushed a little: "This, yes." A hundred guns, well, how about gunpowder? ”

Ah Mao raised his eyebrows: "The gunpowder tube is enough!"

The old fox was immediately happy: "Good, good, good. Enough gunpowder is enough. ”

"The deflated calf Ah Mao is actually quite neat, more than 100 guns. Hey! The monkey's tone was full of jealousy.

I looked at the monkey and said, "Monkey, what good things do you have?"

The monkey scratched and squeaked: "What, there are no good things." There are more than 400 earthen cannons. ”

"Much, how much?" The old fox's eyes widened.

"More than 400 units." The monkey pretended not to care.

"Hahaha." The old fox happily hugged the monkey: "Next month, Izukawa!"

We were surprised that there was no plan at all. The old fox actually wants to go out to fight.

"No, who are we going to fight?" I asked.

The old fox looked at me like a monster: "We have guns and cannons, so we can't shoot anyone." Who are our opponents? Yes? ”

I touched my head, and the old fox was right. With our equipment, no one can beat him all over the ground looking for teeth.

The old fox raised his head again, he looked at the clouds in the distance and said leisurely: "But who is going to fight this, let's attack Dongwu first."

"Why?" The monkey asked.

"If we go north, we will easily receive an attack from Sun Quan on the east side. Therefore, first hit Sun Quan and attack Cao Cao. The old fox said.

The old fox has a good point, although we are well equipped. However, war cannot completely defeat the enemy with weapons alone, and what the ancients said was not empty words.

What we lack most now is talent, only the old fox, Ah Mao, and monkey, a few of them know science and technology. We don't understand the, and we expect these three people to manage the huge river. It's really not enough.

But time is simply too late, if the world is peaceful. You can make Xian Xian be a teacher, teach students, cultivate talents, and enlighten and intellectualize.

Each of us was very busy. They can't wait for two days in one day, and they can't wait for two hours in one hour.

The monkey is working on his steel, he's working on seamless steel pipes, and copper bullet casings. It's just not possible to achieve accuracy. If you make it. Then it was only a matter of time before machine guns and rifles were all in between.

Our firecrackers alone will not work at all, and the firecrackers are only as powerful as they are limited. And our little hot weapon is simply not enough for a large corps to fight.

"Xiao Tu, follow me to Ah Mao's place to have a look." The old fox beckoned to me.

"What is there for him to go to, it's all strong black powder, saltpeter sulfur or something, if you don't know if a spark explodes, don't go." I don't want to go.

The old fox patted me on the head: "Bah, crow's mouth." Don't say a little bit about good things, you just exploded. ”

I had to pat myself on the mouth: "Bah, bah, bah."

I'm lazy, and the old fox is even lazier. When we can make ourselves comfortable, we make ourselves comfortable.

We didn't ride horses, but the groom drove me and the old fox in a carriage.

The carriage was bumpy and by no means comfortable. I had to desperately hold on to the wooden handle on the door to keep myself from jolting.

The old fox said angrily: "How did you bastard build the road, it's dead"

I slammed back: "Why don't you invent a rubber wheel, you old bastard?"