I really envy the monkeys, they at least thought that Taishou really asked us to raise troops to Zhang Liao.

Only me and the old fox know that the old fox is joking with our lives.

I whispered in the old fox's ear: "Have you repaired the time machine?" Let's hurry up and slip away, whatever dynasty we go to, we will die here. ”

The old fox's rare tone was a little astringent: "No, the time machine is basically scrapped." Not to mention here, even if you go back to modern times, you may not be able to repair well. ”

I felt a 'chuckle' in my heart, and I started to panic. It was that panic of fear, for I could hear that the old fox was afraid, and that it was going to happen.

"If you don't listen, you have to don't listen. Now we can't run, wait for Cao Tong to take you to meet Taishou. We're going to be put in jail. ”

"Tu, don't be verbose. At this point, we can only wait for a miracle, so let's pretend to be hard-headed. ”

"It's a miracle, you still have a miracle of fart. You still think it's fooling that Cao Cao, this is too shou, Bian is too shou, very perverted. ”

I felt a little weak in my legs, which was tantamount to rebellion. I didn't ask the old fox where he got the tiger talisman, I just remembered. Slim and I once spied a glimpse of the old fox making an unknown deal with the blacksmith owner in the blacksmith shop.

Now that I think about it, it's probably the old fox who asked the blacksmith shop owner to make a fake tiger talisman.

"Let's go, Ye Duyou. Come with me to see the Taishou, as long as there is a letter from the Taishou. You can take these soldiers with you. Cao Tong made a gesture of please.

The old fox had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.

"Xiao Tu, come with me." The old fox waved at me.

I feel that this is not the road to Taishoufu, but our Huangquan Road.

"Captain Cao, I told you. I asked Taishou to give a handful of instructions, but I was scolded. Now you still let me go to see Taishou with you, doesn't this make me scold again? The old fox was still pretending to complain.

Cao Tong has already woken up eight points now, and he has a businesslike demeanor: "I'm sorry Ye Duyou, my head still has to eat." I didn't obey the order too much, and I just let you lead the troops away with a tiger talisman, and my head was going to move. ”

The old fox had to pretend to be extremely reluctant: "Okay, you lead the way." It's okay to be scolded, and you're going to bear it. ”

Probably because the mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are soft. We have had a few meals with Cao Tong. He was finally a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry Ye Duyou, I can't help it." Be considerate of each other. ”

"I understand, our errands are not good. I just ask the heavens to bless me to send these two thousand plague gods to General Zhang Liao as soon as possible, and everything will be fine. ”

My legs went weak with every step, how could the old fox be so calm.

Sometimes you want to get to the end of a road quickly, but it gets slower and slower, and there is no end to it.

Sometimes you want to get to your destination slower than you can, and the slower the better. Instead, it arrives in the blink of an eye.

For example, now that we have arrived at the Taishou Mansion in a blink of an eye, my heart is empty, and I haven't said a word to the old fox.

The old fox stepped up the steps, and Cao Tong and I, as well as two of Cao Tong's men, had to follow quickly.

The officials of the Taishou Mansion don't dare to stop us now, and besides, there is a lieutenant accompanying us.

We follow the old fox, I don't know where Taishou will be, especially on a night like this.

The old fox was familiar with the road, and he walked briskly ahead. Cao Tong and I had to follow quickly.

In front of you are rows of typical Han Dynasty style houses, I mean the kind of luxury houses with gilded roof tiles and wooden beams that can only be lived in by nobles.

The room was full of light, and the warblers were laughing and laughing.

Far away from the gate, the old fox opened his throat and shouted: "Ye Duyou begged to see Lord Taishou, and came for today's new recruitment of 2,000 soldiers." The villain has to report to Lord Taishou in person. ”

'Bang! The sound of a cup slamming against the door.

Cao Tong shuddered with fright, it was obvious that he didn't expect Taishou to be so angry.

After a while, the door opened. I recognized the steward who had come out.

The housekeeper was expressionless, and said coldly: "Too observant, Lord Du Post will come again to talk about the conscription, and hit the twenty boards." After that, I have to go back to the house.

Cao Tong felt incredible, but it seemed that Taishou was very angry. But he still muttered, "But tonight the recruits ......"

The housekeeper turned his head: "What, does Cao Duwei also want to intercede for Ye Duyou?" Tai Shouke is angry. ”

Cao Tong immediately bowed his head and said, "Don't dare, retire next."

So the butler went back to the house and closed the door.

A little housekeeper naturally has no rights, but the dog is powerful. Cao Tong didn't dare to provoke him.

Now leave us all messy in the wind.

I can't describe my surprise because I can't believe what is happening. But what he really did happened.

I was almost suffocating with nervousness just now, and I could clearly see the old fox's arm trembling slightly, and he was also afraid. I'm right, the old fox is gambling, and now he's winning.

So the old fox is now energetic: "Captain Cao, I said not to touch this moldy head." When I left, Lord Taishou explained, and his words were instructions, and then he would ramble on the things of the recruits. ”

The housekeeper is talking about conscription, and the old fox is talking about recruits. Where did Cao Tong think so much, even if he was given ten dares now, he wouldn't dare to go in and ask for an edict from Taishou.

"This, Ye Duyou. Since Taishou has already ordered it, then let's go back. "Cao Tong didn't want to stay here for a moment.

The old fox didn't give up: "Hey, Captain Zeng is wrong. I still need it, but I can't go, my ass still wants to sit in a chair. It's better for Cao Duwei to go in and get it for me. ”

Cao Tong regarded this as the old fox's malicious revenge, so he looked embarrassed: "Ye Duyou, just spare me." Look at the posture of Taishou, I have to be hit by the board when I go in. Since Taishou has already spoken, he will not be given an edict. That's not the same, and besides, you don't have a tiger charm. ”

"That's enough, I'll take it when I see it." I gritted my teeth and muttered.

The old fox patted his clothes, got cheap and sold well: "Mr. Tu has interceded for you." Then let's go back, and I'll take the recruits to General Zhang Liao. ”

Cao Tong immediately laughed: "This is a certainty, this is a certainty." Little brother, I'll go back and order the soldiers to pull out. ”

A lieutenant naturally doesn't take a small one in his eyes. But now the situation is different, the old fox is small, but he is a celebrity who is too guarded.

So Cao Tong changed from the captain of Bendu to the younger brother, and I laughed secretly in my heart.

I sold you, and I had to sell your clothes for money before selling. Let you only have one pair of pants left and willingly help him count the money, this is the old fox.

I had a sense of relief that it had all been planned by the old fox. He usually deliberately ran to the Taishou Mansion when he had nothing to do, the purpose was to annoy the Taishou.

In the afternoon, he took the opportunity to keep talking about conscription, which made Taishou feel that the old fox was unconvinced.

I was afraid that the old fox would come again and continue to be verbose, so I had to say that I would play the board and serve when I came again.

As a result, Cao Tong took us to get the message tonight, and we came to talk about chickens and ducks. The two sides split up.

I admire the old fox, this demon.