0006 The Tiger Slaughter Order High Turns Over the Heroes You Zhengping Grudge the Little Overlord
Huang Zu is definitely a man who and faces outward, and when he says it, he spits at a mouth and nails.
Your grandfather politely declined for most of the day, but Huang Zu still firmly decided to hold a banquet and entertain Jiangxia celebrities.
As Jiangxia Taishou and a local wealthy family, Huang Zu's appeal and execution are quite strong, and he gave an order, and he invited guests, prepared wine, killed pigs and sheep, and opened a big banquet.
Dozens of people present, according to Huang Zu's words, are all "Jiangxia Heroes", Huang Zu's voice just fell, your grandfather, as the guest of honor, immediately proposed: "Today you Heng is fortunate to meet Jiangxia Heroes, which can be called a grand event in the world. ”
I'm sorry Zhou Gongjin, I pirated your Heroes Club, and I won't pay you the copyright fee.
When you said that, the audience immediately applauded.
It's so popular! Didn't you say that this guy was a big troll from Xu Dulai? It's not like ah, the Heroes Club, listen, how open? Let's sit inside, that's really everyone's face, all of them shine! This is your great celebrity, and he is the master of Cao Cao in Xudu! Cao Cao's subordinates, Xun Yu, Xun Yu, Cheng Yu, Guo Jia, Zhang Liao, Xu Chule, Xiahou...... Each of them is a world-famous person, but you are a famous person, and you still scare a person on his back and turn over the bird!
Huang Zu himself is a big trick, who can he invite? As soon as I signed up, nine out of ten had never heard of it, either it was the local landlord Lao Cai in Jiangxia, or it was a few little-known generals, and only one Jiangxia Governor Su Fei had some skills.
Since it is a group of heroes, these self-proclaimed heroes in that seat must of course show one or two edges.
So, some people improvised poems, some people danced swords in court, and from time to time a few dancers were summoned to dance, and the atmosphere was very warm.
After the dance, they asked for your advice. At this moment, your grandfather is no longer the angry young man before, at least the human feelings and sophistication can still be taken care of, and he nodded a few likes at the moment, and the atmosphere in the banquet was even more enjoyable.
It didn't take much effort, everyone was already half-drunk, and they were getting more and more excited, Huang Zu blinked, felt that it was time, and immediately coughed lightly.
Hearing that the host was about to speak, the guests in the hall fell silent for a while, and everyone looked at Huang Zu intently, to see if this Taishou could come up with some new tricks. Huang Zu was very satisfied, the big fat head nodded, reached out and grabbed your master's hand, and said: "Your virtuous brother is a famous man who shocks the world, we all know this, so I won't say much." What Ben Taishou wants to say today is that your virtuous brother is so talented that he has created a unique rhythm, and that feeling is really ...... Is...... It's really ......."
Huang Zu couldn't describe the heartbeat that hip-hop brought him, and your grandfather immediately taught carefully: "HIGH! ”
"Hey? Well, yes, that's it! Oops, that's so hi, really! Although Huang Zu didn't understand, he did feel that this word seemed to be very suitable for expressing the feelings in his heart.
"Hey?" The "heroes" at the table looked at each other, and everyone's eyes were confused and inquiring.
Huang Zu saw that everyone didn't understand, a sense of superiority arose, and he patted your grandfather on the shoulder: "Brother Xian, give them a paragraph, just the one you told me yesterday, that, uh-huh, slaughter the tiger order!" ”
Lying in a groove, he actually gave it a name, you looked at Huang Zu with admiration, slaughtering the tiger order, it's a little interesting, it seems that everyone really has the talent of freestyle.
You know that Huang Zu's move is not to help him become famous, but purely to be in the limelight and have fun. But people under the eaves can't avoid disaster. Little overlord, little overlord, this time I can only offend to death.
You stand up, let the musician put the chimes and drums in the hall, put them in place, untie the strands of hair, tear them into two, tie the wide sleeves tightly, hold the drumsticks in both hands, and stand calmly! I saw that his body was eight feet, handsome and jade-faced, and his Pantene-level hair was fluttering like that, this image alone was very amazing, and before the sound was played, it was already full of applause!
Everyone in the hall turned their heads and ears, and they all deserved to be your master, a famous person in the world, and it was really extraordinary!
"Knock, knock...... Poop! ”
Once You Heng himself was a master of playing music, when Cao Cao deliberately insulted him and asked him to be a drummer, You Heng didn't say a word, a set of "Yuyang Sanlao" knocked down, known as "The syllables are wonderful, there is the sound of gold and stone in the abyss, and the whole audience is full of tears!" "I moved those who were full of enemies to him, and he was definitely the top folk music everyone!
Although the current grandfather doesn't know these drum songs, firstly, the body memory is still there, and secondly, the mind is full of later melodies, and even the drum and bell are set up, and everyone feels refreshed! I haven't heard of this, how did you fight this? It's so exciting! People can't help it, so they dangle with it.
The cultural atmosphere of the Han Dynasty was very open, and the people's aesthetic consciousness was also very strong, whether it was for people or things, for nature, for poetry or for music, they all had a strong aesthetic ability. Therefore, the sensitivity to music is naturally strong, not to mention, your grandfather's hip-hop ability has been opened to the top by the golden finger, and the appeal of that rhythm is incomparable.
pinched the beat, and the vocals cut in:
"Where am I now? Heroes! What do I see? Heroes drunk!
Where am I now? Heroes! What do I see? Heroes drunk! ”
After singing it twice by himself, a Guanxi-style smile appeared on the corner of your grandfather's mouth: "Where am I now-"
The drumstick suddenly pointed at everyone present, Huang Zu deserved to be a high-spirited person, and immediately reacted and shouted: "The Heroes Meeting!" ”
"What did I see—" Again, this time most people would be playing, and roared in unison, "Heroes drunk!" ”
"Where am I now?"
"Heroes!"
"What do I see?"
"Heroes drunk!"
I've been here three or four times, and the atmosphere is already very hot, where have the people of the Han Dynasty played this? The enthusiasm for participation is overwhelming! Even the maids and servants standing in the corner couldn't help but roar.
"Knock knock knock...... "You quickly beat a drum and spoke again:
"The heroes will be drunk, and the golden bottle of wine is heroic!
The heroes will get drunk and wash their ears for me:
There are endless heroes in the world, listen to my tiger slaughtering order!
Men make meritorious contributions in the world, and show pride on the road to fame,
Swallowing thousands of miles and fighting for his life, the husband should have fun in this life! ”
Wow...... The scene suddenly exploded! In fact, You Heng didn't use any skills to change this time, but it was more like shouting microphone. Although shouting wheat was looked down upon by many people in the previous life, the people of the Han Dynasty had never heard of it, and it must be admitted that if shouting wheat is good, the atmosphere on the scene is still very 6.
"Okay." "Oops, refreshing! It's so domineering! The scene was applauded, Huang Zu was surprised and delighted, oops, this seems to be different from yesterday's one. Of course it's different, yesterday was improvised, and today is based on yesterday's deduction, of course, it will be more complete.
"The husband is regarded as Huang Zu in the world, and Lao Huang is good at slaughtering tigers in his life!
Sun Jian's tiger in Jiangdong back then, how many heroes were bitten off their bones,
But Sun Wentai, you shouldn't, you shouldn't come to Jiangxia to find yourself uncomfortable!
He was arrogant and harmed himself, and sent dishes to Lao Huang in vain.
Jiangxia heroes are arrogant and bullfighting, in order to repay the city, wear armor and follow the guard,
Taishou thousands of horses rolled up to Lin Gang, and personally shot the tiger to kill Sun Lang!
The Jiangdong group of rats is frightened, and the white flag of filial piety crosses the river!
Tu Hu is too famous in Kyushu, this Tiger Tu Ling sings with me! ”
"Hahahaha!" Huang Zu high-fived and laughed wildly, this kind of laughter at his age may burst his blood vessels at any time: "Amazing, my virtuous brother is really a great talent, 'my husband is Huang Zu in the world, and my old Huang Pingsheng is good at slaughtering tigers', it is too famous, how dare Huang deserve it!" He said that he didn't dare to take it, but his body puffed up his chest very honestly, and what he meant was: Yes, you read me right, I am Jiangxia Taishou Tuhu Lao Huang!
You Ye smiled slightly, from your virtuous brother to your virtuous brother to my family's virtuous brother, Huang Zu's favorability is easily full.
Whether you are a rich man or a scholar, how can you not give face? have praised it vigorously, and those generals are even more high, one or two of them pulled out their swords, knocking on the case and singing harmony, what kind of tiger slaughtering order has their share, and it will be spread out in the future, who doesn't know that they are the Jiangxia heroes who are "arrogant and bullfighting, wearing armor and guarding the Taishou, and thousands of horses rolling in the forest gang"?
Everyone at the scene counted one, from Huang Zu to the servitude of Chuancai, all of them turned to fans, and under the warm cheers of the fans, this tiger slaughter order was sung over and over again.
In this era, the most popular poems were four- and five-character ancient style poems, and there were very few seven-character poems. Most of them are obscure and difficult, and they win with weather and artistic conception, and as soon as your grandfather's hip-hop gameplay comes out, it is really groundbreaking! The acceptance of literati in this era was very wide, and even if they felt vulgar, they just laughed it off. But for those who have little culture, the appeal of this style is too amazing. As soon as it was passed on to ten or ten, the two titles of the Tiger Slaughter Order and the "Tiger Slaughter Taishou" and "Armored Heroes" really spread all over the north and south.
At this time, the eldest son of Jiangdong Tiger Sun Jian, the little overlord Sun Ce, has been named a rebellious general and Wu Hou in the name of Cao Cao's fake Han Emperor, known as the first armed force south of the river. Immediately drew his sword, and with a few swords, he cut down his "Sun" character banner to the ground, and swore an oath: "If you don't kill You Heng and Huang Zu, and slaughter all the Jiangxia mice, you will not be worthy of the surname Sun!" His generals Tai Shici, Cheng Pu, Han Dang, Huang Gai, etc., also swore in their own blood that they would be ashamed of the Lord Gongxue.
When the news came back to Jiangxia, Huang Zu was suddenly a little afraid, how lucky he was in "slaughtering the tiger" that time, others didn't know, but he himself knew. And Sun Ce's bravery, especially his father, can't tolerate him not being afraid.
But your grandfather smiled faintly: "Fold your own handsome flag yourself?" This is not a good sign, according to the brother's opinion, this son will be killed by himself sooner or later. ”