I couldn't stop thinking that Niu Tou Ma Mian wanted him to conduct a census in the Great Yuan Dynasty and count the specific number of 'reincarnation deranged', and this great idea almost scared him into peeing his pants. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The territory of the Yuan Dynasty is unprecedented!

From the Sea of Japan in the east, the South China Sea in the south, the Tianshan Mountains in the west, and Lake Baikal in the north, the Yuan history said that "the east ends in the left and the west pole quicksand, the north exceeds the Yin Mountain and the south crosses the sea surface, and the Han and Tang dynasties are not as good as the time when they are in their heyday", accounting for 22% of the world's land area, which is 1.9 times the land area of Russia now!

How many years does it take to walk such a large area? Not to mention, the census of tens of millions of people has been completed! This idea is simply a version of the Arabian Nights! It's unreliable!

He rejected them without hesitation, and his head shook like a GIF at a very fast frequency: "Two big brothers, no, two uncles, ancestors!" What about you and I being the Monkey King? Measure the world in a private jet! Pluck a few monkey hairs and summon a bunch of little brothers to play for him! ”

"Completing the census? I'm alone! Isn't that a joke? ”

"Besides, the deranged are all superpowers, in case you meet a ruthless, short-tempered, and TM pervert who cares about personal privacy, he will pick up the guy if he doesn't agree, and cut off my head with a knife, brother, how many lives do I have and it's not enough to toss?"

"No, no, absolutely not! I can't do that! You'd better be smart! ”

"However, brothers can't be idle, let's be a cheerleader for you, I'm a film and television singer and an all-round artist! The appearance fee is not ordinarily expensive! Of course, let's not talk about money. I give you the greatest and most selfless support in spirit! How? ”

Endlessly, he said a bunch of crookedly, and the meaning was obvious: What buddies can do is to give you spiritual support, and do other things, love TM who will do it!

Niu Tou Ma looked at each other, he didn't expect this grandson to refuse so resolutely and decisively, and he directly talked about the sky to death!

'What should I do?' ’

'Persuade! ’

After a brief exchange in their hearts, the two brothers began to use "persuasion warfare" against each other.

Niu Tou took the lead in praising and said: "Brother Luo! You can't say that, you can become a powerful actor at a young age, and you have such high achievements in the three worlds of film, television and song, doesn't this just show your ability, talent and wisdom? ”

"Besides, you have always advertised yourself as 'the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry', isn't the biggest dream in this life to become a hero and save the world?"

"Now, there is an unstable factor in the world of the Yuan Dynasty, and it is in need of a chivalrous man with outstanding wisdom and extraordinary ability to step forward and lead the people out of the darkness! After careful research and careful analysis, the intelligence agency of our prefecture has come to the conclusion that the person who has the ability to carry the banner of maintaining world peace is none other than Luo Da Movie King! ”

"Stop!" He kept interrupting Niu Tou's words: "Don't think that if you tell the truth, I will willingly give you a broken reminder!" Let's be smart! “

The bull sweated profusely, and he was choked and speechless!

Ma Mian sat next to him, hugged his shoulders, and looked very intimate: "Brother, this matter, Yu Gong, is a great merit for maintaining world peace and presiding over the justice of the universe; In private, it is a good opportunity for you to be famous all over the world! As soon as you are born, you can reap such a big benefit, and it is really a blessing! Brother, I envy, envy and hate! ”

The bull head also said, "Yes! Such a great opportunity, you have to cherish it! ”

"Hehe, such a good opportunity, let it be given to you! That's how I give! "Again and again.

Niu Tou said with a sad face: "If we are capable, where are we embarrassed to trouble you~"

He snorted coldly, and followed the words of Lao Niu and said: "Hehe, you immortals can't do it, and I, a minor little monk, can't do it anymore." Find someone else. ”

Niu Tou said: "Brother Luo, you can do it, you can really do it!" ”

"Huh!"

"Oops!" The bull head was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and then told the truth: "Let me tell you, in order to restrict the research of the three sect masters, the master stipulates in the list of gods that once the space is opened and reincarnation becomes a fact, the upper realm space has no right to interfere with the operation of the space, and if there is disobedience, it will not be punished." So, there's really nothing we can do about it. ”

He said: "Since the god list stipulates that "no disobedience", then let the reincarnation grow naturally, why bother with it!" ”

The bull head said, "Then where is it?" The deranged are unstable, and if something goes wrong, there will be chaos! The three sect masters have always been eyeing the exclusive right of reincarnation in the Difu, and they are eyeing us fiercely, and they can't wait to make some baskets. Therefore, we must control the deranged, otherwise the underworld will ......"

He asked, "Going out of business?" Downsizing? ”

The bull head and the horse face nodded pitifully.

Ma Mian cried and said: "This matter is caused by me, if the underworld is revoked, I will become a sinner for the ages!" Brother, you have to help my brother! Your sister-in-law's newborn child, if I lose my job, the family will have no income, and your eldest nephew's milk powder will be gone! Can you bear to see your eldest nephew starving, cold, and malnourished? As he spoke, Ma Mian was about to cry.

This person is not resting, he eats soft but not hard, and he can't stand others crying the most. Although he has not been in contact with Niu Tou Ma Mian for a long time, he also knows that these two are good ghosts, there is nothing wrong with them, at most they are just greedy for a little money. Now seeing the tearful appearance of the horse's face, his heart has softened.

He was really embarrassed, so he said: "Brother Ma, it's not that my brother doesn't help, it's true, this project is too huge, and I am powerless!" ”

Seeing this, Ma Mian was relieved, his heart was overjoyed, and he hurriedly said: "Yes, as long as you are willing, brother, there are ways!" ”

After listening to his tone, it seemed that he was in his chest, so he asked, "Then tell me, what is the way?" ”

The horse-faced and bull-headed looked at each other, nodded to each other, and lay down on the table, leaning forward and motioning with their eyes to keep approaching.

One person and two ghosts, lying on the table and began to whisper.

Niu Tou first said, "Remember what I just said? This space was opened accidentally. ”

He nodded.

Ma Mian said: "In other words, the starting point of this space is the Yuan Dynasty, but the end point is unknown. ”

Endless doubts: "Unknown? ”

"That's right! As long as you use a little means, brother, you can control the direction of history, and when the time comes, you know! The bull head deliberately did not finish the sentence, but left the answer to the endless imagination.

Of course, he understood the meaning of the bull head, and thought: As long as I use a little means, I will have a chance to control the course of history! Exclaimed: "Damn, I have a chance to dominate the world?" ”

Ma Mian lost no time in saying, "What's more! With your wisdom and superpowers, brother! Even conquering the world is not a difficult task! ”

'Conquer the world! ’

What a blood-boiling word!

The body trembled, and the bull head and horse face also felt the tremor of the table, and exchanged glances and smiled.

Right! It is always the best trap, and no man can refuse its temptation! It doesn't matter who it is!