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There are different ways to interact with different people, and you talk about etiquette, righteousness and shame with a person who has incorrect views. Then you also unknowingly become a pervert.

And one, the most vicious man, what to say to forgive her. Then it is very likely that in the next second, he will be inexplicably stabbed.

Speaking, it's a deep art, when talking. It's hard to express your opinion clearly and at the same time reflect your attitude.

Especially in ancient times, in this era when the gap between class concepts and official ranks and status was insurmountable, then sometimes you had to pay a certain amount of responsibility for what you said.

For example, today.

"Huh."

In just two words, Shen Qiu felt a breath of anger emerge from his chest inexplicably, two words that were obviously too short, but when combined, there was a kind of magic that made people mad.

Without a little hesitation, Shen Qiu, who has always liked to express his emotions directly, started directly, and slapped the back of the painting.

After that, Zhang Hua felt like his head was broken, and something began to flow, and he became confused.

"Boy of the Zhang family, is the old man talking to you? What are you doing shaking your head and changing your head? Shen Qiu said dissatisfied.

Zhang Hua paused for a long time, and after gradually regaining consciousness, he thought in his heart: "What should I do?" Should I faint at this time?

If you don't lie to him and go bankrupt, it's not bad to avoid this time... But why is there a puddle of cow at your feet? I'm not a flower, can't I plant it all at once? And it's really dirty. ”

"Whew."

At this time, another wind sounded, Zhang Hua immediately came to his senses, and after seeing that it was another giant spirit hand, he subconsciously lowered his head and immediately dodged.

"Sobered up?" Shen Qiu squinted his eyes and looked at Zhang Hua, Zhang Hua glanced at Shen Qiu stupidly, and then smiled bitterly.

"Xu Guogong, this carriage is the configuration given to the lower officials by the Supervision Yuan, and it is not allowed to give it away at will, but the lower officials did not come to visit before, which is indeed wrong with the lower officials.

When he came to the door again in the future, Xia Guan would not make such a mistake. ”

Zhang Hua said with such an oath, and at the same time added in his heart: "Goodbye Suzaku Street, I am here for the last time, I will miss you." ”

"Yes, that's a bit of a courtesy." Shen Qiu stroked his chin and said with a smile, after Zhang Hua saw his appearance, he immediately bowed his hand again and said quickly: "Xiaguan still has important things to do now, take the first step, and I hope Xu Guogong will forgive me for the rudeness." ”

didn't wait for Shen Qiu to respond. After Zhang Hua finished speaking, he left immediately, but after just a few steps, Zhang Hua felt that he was suddenly in the air, his legs were off the ground, and he kept sliding in the air?

"Huh? Will I fly? ”

Zhang Hua said in surprise, but then, after feeling the majestic strength on the back of his neck, he suddenly understood.

"Hmph." Shen Qiu grabbed the collar behind Zhang Hua's coat and lifted him in mid-air, with a sullen breath in his nostrils: "I said that I will come to the door next time to make amends, but with your kid's bad spirit, it is estimated that the old man will never see you again on Suzaku Street, right?" ”

Shen Qiu, who has lived for more than 20 years in this painting, can see at a glance that Zhang Hua's heart is calculating, and the yin and yang weird tone makes Zhang Hua not blush.

"Xu Guogong's words, the lower officials have always been trustworthy, how can they be targeted...... Xu Guogong, can you put down the lower officials first? ”

"Haha." Hearing this, Shen Qiu laughed a few times, and then said coldly: "Since this is the case, then the old man will believe you for a while, but as the so-called day is better than hitting the day, the old man will look at it today."

The number of courtesies, for the time being, if you don't give it, the old man's subordinates will not show mercy! Saying that, Shen Qiu actually lifted Zhang Hua up with one hand, and then used his dexterity to directly resist him on his shoulder, strode forward, and immediately walked towards the mansion.

"Xu Guogong let go... Let it go...... Tao Fang, what do you see? Don't cover your eyes yet! I tell you, don't even think about receiving monthly money this month.

My cold and domineering president Fan... Nope. ”

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"Come, serve wine, set up a feast!" After Shen Qiu carried the painting with his hands covering his face back to the front hall of the mansion, he shouted loudly, and after the people in the mansion saw such a scene, they did not make any unnecessary moves.

That indifferent and accustomed attitude seems to indirectly indicate that his master seems to be doing this kind of thing often.

"Xu Guogong... Now you can put down the lower officials, right? Zhang Hua said weakly, and when Shen Qiu heard this, he snorted angrily, and then put Zhang Hua down.

Zhang Hua's face was on his face at this time, like a new daughter-in-law seeing her in-laws, she was shy, and she looked like she was twisting and pinching, and Shen Qiu couldn't wait to slap him again.

But looking at his thin body, Shen Qiu finally gave up.

The front foot just gave the order to open the banquet, and the back foot was immediately ready, and the steamed chicken, duck and fish meat was brought up.

But then, seeing a large jar of wine placed in front of him, which completely covered his face, Zhang Hua swallowed a mouthful of foam with difficulty.

didn't speak, Shen Qiu poured himself a cup with his big hand at this time, and then raised it up to Zhang Hua, the meaning is obvious, if you don't drink, you will be smoked.

Zhang Hua grinned and glanced at the large bowl that could hold three taels of spirits. Slowly tear it open and pour yourself a glass.

"Drink!"

"Drink."

Shen Qiu shouted in high spirits, it was not good to go to Zhang Hua's low cowardice, originally Zhang Hua wanted to steal and play tricks when Shen Qiu was drinking, but Shen Qiu didn't move at all, and looked at Zhang Hua directly.

Zhang Hua was ruthless, gritted his teeth, looked up and drank, and a lot of wine was left along his chin, and a whole three taels of spirits were dried up by Zhang Hua in one go.

"Good! I want the old man to drink so much, but you kid can, yes, yes, hahahaha..."

Zhang Hua: "......"

But that's not all. After being even more angry again, Shen Qiu actually put down the wine bowl and didn't move at all.

Slowly, the strength of the wine came up, and Zhang Hua, who was not very good at drinking, began to get dizzy at this time, a flush appeared on his face, and his spirit gradually became trance.

"Recently, your kid has been in the limelight, and the various families in Kyoto have been intersecting strongly, and there is no one in the limelight, and no one can match it for a while."

Shen Qiu said slowly at this time, Zhang Hua blushed. He burped and said softly: "Don't dare, Xu Guogong has won the award, it's just everyone's wrong love." ”

"Wrong love fart!" Shen Qiu slapped the table, and the shocked wine glasses fell to the ground, Zhang Hua was shocked, frightened by this, the wine woke up for three minutes, and looked at him stupidly.

"Now that I'm about to die, I don't even know it, and I'm still talking here, Zhang Hua, don't you really know how to write dead words?"

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