Chapter 571: Three and Four Temptations
Liu He looked at Zhong Lixun, who was silent, and said calmly: "When I say this, don't you don't like to listen to it." You are a smart person, and you should understand that since I dare to say this in front of you, it means that I don't treat you as an outsider at all. ”
Zhongli Xun's gloomy face eased a little, he thought about it, clenched his fists, but still didn't say anything.
Liu He smiled and waved his hand, "Okay, okay, let's be brothers, how can we be like two women fighting for the wind and being jealous." I'm saying this just to tell you two things. If you encounter any major events in the future, you can make decisions according to your own ideas, regardless of what I said before. ”
Pang Tong and Zhong Lixun were both shocked when they heard this, and hurriedly stood up and bowed respectfully.
Liu He said angrily: "I said you two, where did you learn this?" Do you treat me as a brother like this? ”
Zhong Lixun glanced up at Liu He and said softly: "When Emperor Taizu was the head of the Surabaya Pavilion, Fan Xu and the others were all brothers. ”
Liu He chuckled in his heart, and immediately understood the meaning of Zhongli Xun's words.
"Do you think that one day, I will be the emperor myself, since that day will come sooner or later, it is better to set the rules now."
"That's right, there is a difference between monarchs and ministers, and now you can save ...... by setting rules."
"Save a fart!" Liu He kicked Zhong Lixun into the corner with one kick.
Pang Tong showed a hint of imperceptible surprise on his face, but he stood still and always maintained the posture just now.
Liu He looked at Zhong Lixun, who was curled up on the ground and couldn't move, "Do you believe it or not, I can kick you to death?" ”
Zhongli Xun was stunned for a moment, raised his head and looked at Liu He with an unbelievable gaze, as if he had forgotten the pain on his body.
Liu He turned to look at the little black fat man, "He pretended to be with me, and you also pretended with him, is it interesting?" ”
The little black fat man blinked his eyes and said with a hippie smile: "It's boring, it's very boring." ”
Liu He glanced at the little black fat man, and also rewarded him by the way, "What are you doing in a daze, don't you help that nerd up!" ”
"Okay!" The little black fat man ran to the corner and helped Zhongli Xun back.
Liu He waved his hand and motioned for the two to sit down, then sighed and said, "I'll tell you two brothers today, I really didn't want to be the emperor myself, and you don't have to test me again and again." Let's put it this way, I prefer to hang out with you brothers than the title of Emperor. ”
The two of them lowered their heads, both silent.
Liu He saw the thoughts of the two, and said seriously: "I can see it, I can't say too much about this." If you speak too much, you will not believe, and your heart will be even less steadfast. In this way, let's do it here, I promise you, if one day I have the intention of becoming an emperor, I will tell you two brothers, so that you two can help me strategize, this will be fine, right? ”
The two glanced at each other, but they still looked like they wanted to say something.
Liu He sighed heavily, and said helplessly: "Okay, when do you two think that the time has come, I should be the emperor, you two can also come and tell me directly, don't have any scruples, are you two satisfied?" ”
The two smiled at each other and nodded together.
Liu He shook his head helplessly, and leaned on the bed, "What do you say about this emperor, he can only be locked up in the palace, and he can't go anywhere, it's like going to prison, like we are now, go wherever you want, drink if you want, fight if you want, how good!" ”
The little black fat man came over and said mysteriously: "I'll just say the same, you have to be tempted." ”
Liu He sat up suddenly, with a look of disdain, "I really don't believe it, when the emperor has anything that can make me Liu He tempted, you can listen to it!" ”
The little black fat man cleared his throat and said seriously: "There are three thousand beauties in the harem." ”
The expression on Liu He's face froze instantly, swallowed his saliva, and said with heartfelt emotion: "Don't say it, just rush this, it's worth it for a lifetime." ”
When he said this, Liu He looked around vigilantly at the same time, afraid that the long sword that flashed with cold light would suddenly come out of a corner and stab at him.
"Don't worry, Captain Qin didn't come to Xuchang this time, and he will definitely be in Chengdu." The little black fat man was very sensible and relieved.
Liu He patted the little black fat man's shoulder approvingly, and the two of them showed an embarrassed smile at the same time.
Zhong Lixun on the side had a worried face, and asked cautiously: "Boss, this battle, is Captain Qin not going to participate in the battle?" ”
Liu He was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Then you say, does Xiao Yu'er still need to participate in the war?" ”
"This ......," Zhongli Xun was speechless.
Without waiting for Zhong Lixun to answer, Liu He continued to ask: "Since no one who has anything to do with me doesn't need to participate in the war, what about you, don't you need to participate in the war either?" If you want to say that, I think our Tianji Battalion is all hiding behind and watching from afar. ”
Pang Tong pondered for a moment and said softly: "You misunderstood him, he didn't mean to slap your ass." ”
Liu He turned his head and looked at Pang Tong questioningly, as if waiting for Pang Tong to give him a different answer.
Zhongli Xun looked at Pang Tongyi and shook his head at him, motioning for him not to continue.
But Pang Tong smiled and said generously: "We are all brothers, and I'm not afraid that you don't like to listen to what I say." With Qin Shuang here, if everything goes well with us, in case there is any accident in the middle, you are likely to make a wrong judgment for her. I'm afraid the situation of your own danger is quite good, if it leads to the annihilation of the whole army......"
Zhong Lixun immediately got up, hugged his fists and said, "Boss, Mr. Feng Xiao is just talking about things, you can ...... it."
Liu He waved his hand and interrupted Zhong Lixun's words.
He turned his head, squinted at Pang Tongfan, and said coldly: "Do you think it is possible that I will put the safety of the whole army at risk because of her?" ”
Pang Tong said without hesitation: "Exactly! So Qin Shuang can't join the war! ”
Liu He looked at Pang Tong coldly, was silent for a long time, but smiled, got up and patted Pang Tong's shoulder.
"Okay, since our Mr. Feng Xiao is so righteous and insistent, then I will listen to you once, this battle, don't let her go, and Xiao Yu'er, she won't go either."
Pang Tong and Zhong Lixun were stunned when they heard this, they never expected that Liu He, who had always been stubborn, would agree so happily this time.
Just when the two looked at each other, they saw Liu He smile evilly: "When you go back to Chengdu, you can tell the two of them about this, and if those two aunts and grandmothers are not willing to turn their faces with you, don't run to my Tianji Mansion!" ”