Guan Yu took the initiative to ask Zhang Fei to speak to him, how could the MC, who is a reserve, shirk it?

Zhang Fei shook his body with his teeth and claws, his head was looking for rhythm little by little, his eyes blinked and blinked up and down Guan Yu, and his brain spun rapidly, thinking about the key points that You Heng said to him every time he was drunk: experience, clothing, personality, rumors......

"Ahh

Zhang Fei looked like a few times:

"Don't think you're my second brother Guan,

Watch me pour nursery rhymes into your ears! ”

Guan Yu frowned, what is this? If you get on your ass with a flying kick: I told you not to rhyme for the sake of rhyming, you have to run before you learn to walk? Still playing TM three-bet?

It's a pity that your grandfather is not there, Zhang Fei blinked, he was quite satisfied, and felt that the feeling was gradually coming up: "Ouch, ouch." ”

"How to pour children's rhymes, you don't count!

Although you have sold thousands of dates! ”

Guan Yu shook his head - why did you mention my sale of dates? How many years has this been?

"Those dates you sell are red,

So your face is red too,

But your eyes are a little thin,

That one...... I found out you have athlete's foot when you sleep! ”

Guan Yu's old face turned red, but fortunately he couldn't look good. He looked left and right embarrassedly, and saw many soldiers smiling, and suddenly became unhappy, what do you say about this privacy? At the moment, he said: "Yide, stop singing." ”

But Zhang Fei has just walked up at this time, how can he just listen to it, and he made a hip-hop gesture at the moment:

"You told me not to sing, how is that possible?

I'm a good guy, it's like an instinct!

I think it's cool now, let me continue to do it,

I've been on a rampage since I was a child, and I'm so sideways!

Even if you are the second brother, I have to say to you,

You'll tremble when you hear my tongue,

Did you know that the cuckold you wear is frustrating?

Master said that means someone is stealing your wife! ”

it! Guan Yu Danfeng's eyes widened, isn't a good man like Guan who has been righteous all his life not hurt by his tongue? Why does it hurt so much? Sure enough, the scribes were liars......

Hahahahaha...... The small soldiers around couldn't hold back any longer, even though Guan Yu's army had always been majestic, even if they could fight with military sticks, they had to laugh out loud.

Zhang Fei saw so many people holding their stomachs and laughing because of themselves, he couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows, and hugged his fists around: "See laugh, everyone laugh." ”

At this time, Zhang Fei felt even more excited, pointed at Guan Yu, and was about to continue to resist his tongue, when suddenly Guan Yu pushed Zhang Fei away, and a beautiful hair blew upside down, and shouted violently: "Yo, yo, yo, yo......"

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment, afraid that the second brother would be angry, and hurriedly explained: "Second brother, that's what my master taught, I resist you and you resist me, the brothers are all joking, but don't be really angry!" ”

Guan Yuli ignored it:

"Third brother, don't think that Guan can only dance with a big knife,

I really want to fight with my brother, so you have a few tricks!

How to play against the tongue I admit I don't know,

But who can't come to a few sets of martial arts training in this rhythm?

For example, if I ask you why you look so dark,

People think it's a briquette pile from a distance,

Everyone thinks that you are a hero who can break the monument with one punch,

But when you see your daughter-in-law, you're scared like a wreck. ”

"Wow, yes, yes!" Zhang Fei was furious, blowing his beard and glaring: "Second brother, are you sorry for what you said?" Will my old Zhang be afraid of his daughter-in-law? ”

Guan Yu laughed: "Isn't this just a tongue technique, why be angry?" This kung fu is good, I am so angry that my hands and feet are stiff, how can I use a weapon? If this was for Lu Bu back then, our brother would have done this, and I think you would have cleaned him up alone. ”

Zhang Fei thought about it, isn't this the reason? Immediately laughed, and said happily: "Second brother, the two of us can be regarded as both civil and military, right?" ”

The two generals are all excited, along the way, you are tongue to tongue to me, I tongue to tongue to you, Zhang Fei did not hide his selfishness, and told Guan Yu some of the attention that your master passed on to him.

When it got dark, the team finally entered Xuzhou City.

Liu Bei ordered the second general Guan Zhang to lead the army to the barracks, with veterans living outside, and surrendering troops inside, and put some veterans who could speak well into the surrendered troops, and told them about Liu Bei's benevolence and righteousness, Guan Zhang's martial bravery, and the heart of the surrender of the soldiers. He also ordered Ermi to go to kill pigs and sheep, so that the old and new gentlemen could have a full meal tonight.

The arrangements were made, and he took Gan Ning and your grandfather to find Zhu Ling and recruit the second general.

Although Zhu Ling and Lu Zhao are not as dazzling as Zhang Liao, Xu Huang, and Xiahoudun in Cao Ying, they are also good generals. Especially Zhu Ling, who was originally Yuan Shao's general, was sent by Yuan Shao to help Cao Cao fight, and after the battle, Yuan's army returned to Hebei, only Zhu Ling did not go, and he thought that Cao Cao was the master, so he was very trusted by Cao Cao at this time.

Listening to Liu Bei tell the origin of the two, your grandfather nodded, knowing that these two people could not stay with Liu Bei. Of course, you can't kill it directly, after all, now is not the time to conflict with Cao Cao.

met with Zhu Ling and Lu Zhao, and both of them were a little flustered. As soon as they arrived in Xuzhou, Liu Bei took away the military power, and the fool also knew that Liu Bei would not bring them back with these 50,000 troops. As for whether he will cut off the heads of the two of them to settle the hearts of the army, he can only bet on whether Liu Bei is true benevolence or false mercy. Therefore their hearts are troubled.

When Liu Bei saw the two of them, he was still very polite on the surface, and he gave a deep salute before he spoke: "This time I leveled the puppet emperor Yuan Shu, and made a lot of meritorious contributions to the imperial court, thanks to the effective command of the two generals and their courage in battle!" Liu Bei thanked him here. ”

The two hurriedly humbled themselves: "Xuande is the main general, and the two of us have to attach the tail and make some meritorious deeds, and we are already satisfied, how dare we fight for merit?" ”

Liu Bei walked down with the stubble, first sighed, and showed regret on his face, before he slowly spoke: "Alas." This time, relying on His Majesty's Hongfu and Meng Gong's tiger might, he beheaded the enemy generals and destroyed the enemy chieftains, which can be regarded as an explanation. It's just that after all, it can't be regarded as a complete achievement. ”

The two generals were stunned, handed each other a color, and Zhu Ling said, "How can you call it not a complete achievement?" Yuan Shu is dead, the whole army has surrendered, if this is not a complete achievement, then what is? ”

Liu Bei shook his head unhappily and said, "The two of you don't know, so why did Yuan Shu dare to stand up as the emperor?" It's just because the jade seal of the country is in hand, and he thinks he has won the unification. It can be seen that the real root is not Yuan Shu himself, but the jade seal of the country! Just now, a surrendered army came to report, saying that several cronies who were watching Yuan Shu had stolen the jade seal, left the camp, and went to Jiangdong to vote for Sun Ce! This heirloom jade seal was originally obtained by the Sun family from Luoyang, and now it is back in his hands, I am afraid that Sun Ce has a heart of disobedience. ”

Yuxi's matter with Liu Bei, except for your grandfather, he didn't even say anything about Second Brother Zhang, and his mouth was so tight that he didn't want to. even wanted to cover up the fact that he launched a "Tell the whereabouts of the jade seal and reward ten thousand gold" activities in the army.

When the two generals heard this, they glanced at each other again, and it was still Zhu Ling's interface: "Don't worry, Xuande!" The amount of Sun Ce's children, but the breasts are also! When I wait for the army to return to the army to see the lord, let the lord send another big army, or the two of us will cooperate with Xuande to go down to the south of the Yangtze River to suppress Sun Ce. ”

Liu Bei sighed again, squeezed his face like a bitter gourd, covered his face with his sleeves, and shouted: "What kind of person do the two generals think I Liu Bei are?" Cao Gong once cooked wine with green plums, praised me Liu Bei is a hero, so he knows that I love me, so he led me to lead the army to fight against Yuan Shu. If I can't compete for all the work, where will I have the face to meet him? Am I not ashamed? ”

Listening to that nasal voice, it seems that they are all aggrieved and crying.

When the second general heard this, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up in his heart, you are really a corner, the play is really good, the two of us are almost like this. Lu Zhao looked at Zhu Ling, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but have a hint of mockery: "That being the case, according to Xuande's opinion, what should we wait?" ”

Liu Bei coughed and turned his head to look at your grandfather: "Zhengping, you have always been smart, why don't you help me and others to find the best of both worlds." ”