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Your sister!
Your grandfather, who was said to be a little white face by Sun Ce, was suddenly furious, stretched out his hand and pushed Gan Ning, signaling him to hide for the time being, beat his horse lightly, stood outside, and stopped in front of Sun Ce and his party alone.
Sun Ce looked up and down for a moment, suddenly laughed, stretched out his hand and pointed at your grandfather, turned back to the left and right, and said, "Look at this guy, green cloak, purple clothes and yellow pants, does it look like a big parrot?" When I heard it, I immediately burst into laughter.
You Ye obviously felt that Gan Ning's gasp behind him was several times heavier! The clothes he was wearing, of course, were from Gan Ning......
Although it is not one's own taste that is ridiculed, the subject of ridicule is still oneself. Of course, you are not happy, he smiled, and shot back: "I am a parrot, what are you?" The golden crown with the silver armor is very stupid at first glance, and I want to ask who you are, the copper-headed iron toad! ”
"Uh......" Sun Ce's laughter stopped abruptly, and then he became angry: "The little white face is going to drum up his lips and tongue, do you know who so-and-so is?" How dare you be presumptuous in front of me? ”
You Ye laughed, snapped out his feather fan, and made a light fan twice: "Who else can you be?" Of course, it is the six non-overlords who are disloyal, unfilial, unwise, brave, rude, and unbelieving, Sun Ce, and Sun Bofu! ”
When Sun Ce's subordinates heard this, they were immediately excited, and one by one with their blades in their hands, they were about to step forward to kill your master!
Sun Ce stretched out his arms and stopped his subordinates behind him, his eyes were like tigers, staring at You Heng murderously, facing a hideous look: "Oh? Sun is invincible in the world, invincible, confident enough to compete with the heroes of the world, you say that I am not a hegemon, hehehe, you say, how is Sun disloyal, unfilial, unwise, brave, rude, and unbelievable? If what he said is true, why not worship you as a teacher? If what he said is not true, it is not difficult for Sun to be crazy for you, just leave this troublesome tongue as an apology! ”
You're better than Teacher Yu!
You secretly praised Sun Ce in his heart, reached out and took a small drum from the saddle sheath, and clapped his hands continuously, and suddenly a series of dynamic rhythms sounded.
"Say you're unfaithful, and you still don't agree?
The jade seal was excavated by your family from the well of the palace!
The weight of the country is hidden in his bosom,
You and your father who put the Han family in their eyes!
Say that you are not filial, and you should be a labor-management joke?
Just to build three thousand military schools from Yuan Shu's hands,
The jade seal that your father exchanged for his life was given away by you!
If he knows anything underground, he will be angry with you!
Say you're not wise, don't pretend to be indifferent,
Think you can hide your ignorance with your strength?
As a coach, I love to single you out as an idiot like Lu Bu,
If you weren't lucky, you wouldn't know how many times you died!
Say you're not brave, do you really not understand?
Has your father's blood revenge been avenged, why are you pretending to be ignorant?
The name of the Tiger Slaughterer has been praised all over the world,
Is Huang Zu too fierce to make you feel frightened!
Say you're rude, don't mess with me,
The false edict of the thief Cao Cao, you all smile and put it away!
Heaven and Earth Monarch, you are not at ease at all,
Rampage only cares about fighting for their own territory!
Say you don't believe it, you still don't know?
Have you forgotten whose kindness helped you raise the army in the first place?
Everyone in the world can scold Yuan Shu for being alone, Sun Ce can't do it,
Don't forget that his jade seal comes from your filial piety!
Pile by pile of labor and management to tell you,
Disdain to be your master, I hope you have self-knowledge!
Disloyalty, unfilial piety, unwiseness, bravery, rudeness, and unfaithfulness,
Even a villain like you deserves to tarnish the name of the overlord!
Your labor and management will help you make a name for free today,
Remember this song, it's called 'Little-People-Ling'! ”
MC Your Lord's iron mouth and copper tongue broke out wildly, the freestyle was fierce and incomparable, and the continuous rhyme turned into a rain of bullets and bullets to hit Sun Ce, Sun Ce's subordinates were like ashes, and these things seemed to be irrefutable one by one, could it be that his own lord was really a villain? This crazy life is really like a knife, and he cuts people's liver and intestines with every word!
Sun Ce, as the party concerned, had a face as red as a pig's liver, suddenly pointed at your grandfather, and said sharply: "What a villain, you, you, you are the husband of Youheng?" ”
Your grandfather looked up to the sky and laughed: "Your grandfather beat the drum and scolded Cao, and the old thief who scolded the king and his rats were all ashamed and landless, who in the world does not know?" It can be regarded as adding a little brightness to this bleak world now, just because of your selfish and fierce six non-overlords, you are also worthy of saying that I am a puppet? ”
After all, this era is an era of incomparable loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness! Yuan Shu, the son of the family of the fourth world and the three princes, once he disobeyed the emperor, it was immediately the end of the rebellion and the separation of relatives, although most of the heroes in this world no longer take the Han court as a dish, but the righteousness is engraved in the hearts of the people, except for Yuan Shu, who is born with two poles, who dares not to hang the righteousness of the family and the country on the face as a signboard? Your grandfather's song, a scolding, swept the little overlord of Jiangdong, I am afraid that everyone will despise it in the blink of an eye.
Sun Ce could naturally think of this terrible consequence, and he already regretted it inexplicably! If you know that this mad life is actually that You Heng, who has already stepped forward and stabbed him to death, how can you allow him to talk nonsense?
But he never expected that You Heng, who was going to kill him, would dare to appear in front of him alone like this, and thought that he was an ordinary madman who wanted to defect to his command and deliberately made amazing words.
What's even more unexpected is that when he opened his mouth for this song, or simply said a string of curses, he was so shocked that he couldn't move, although he screamed in his heart that it was not good, he had to listen to him sing the whole song in one breath. And the lyrics are clearly circling around his mind, reinforcing the critical blow to his mind over and over again.
In fact, even you don't know that the hip-hop skills that have been promoted to the top by Impermanence Baodan have such an amazing effect of "forced listening" and "forced memory"!
Sun Ce's fingers trembled and pointed at your grandfather, "You, you, you dare to ......" A handsome face turned red and white, white and red, repeated several times, suddenly poofed, spit out a large mouthful of blood, and his body was shaky on the horse.
"Lord!" A group of subordinates hurriedly rushed forward to support Sun Ce.
"Get out of here!" Sun Ce roared, shook his arms, broke away from the arm that was holding him, stretched out his hand to take off the overlord gun hanging on the proud hook, and with the gun in his hand, he rode his horse and rushed towards your grandfather, roaring like thunder in his mouth: "Crazy words, give a certain death!" ”
You secretly thought that this little overlord was worthy of his name, so as soon as the boss vomited out a mouthful of blood, he came up to see people, and his voice was as loud as killing a pig. But he was still light on the surface, shook the feather fan a few times, pointed to the sky, and shouted as if summoning a divine soldier and heavenly general: "Where is Xingba!" ”
Gan Xingba saw him pretending to be Boyi, he was indignant in his heart, and he had the intention to ignore him, but after all, he was his quasi-brother-in-law, so he had to roar like a summoned beast: "Gan Ning is here!" Who dares to hurt You, Mr. ”
With a big flower horse between his legs, the horse couldn't hold it back for a long time, and he screamed violently and rushed out with the master's electricity.
This is Sun Ce's angry thunder shot has arrived in your chest, your eight winds do not move as if there is nothing, Gan Ning Tiger roared, the big sword in his hand suddenly caught up, the knife and gun intersected, when there was a loud noise, Sun Ce flew off the horse in response, poof, and spit out a mouthful of blood, when he raised his head, his face was like earth.
Gan Xingba first looked at your grandfather in surprise and praised: "You are a scholar who actually has the courage to collapse Mount Tai and not move, and I will not be ashamed of Gan as my brother-in-law!" ”
You smiled, shook the feather fan again and again, covered the raised tail fingers, and wiped away the cold sweat from his forehead.
Sun Ce's shot was like thunder, he didn't come back to his senses at all, he was already in his chest, and the only reaction he could make was to turn pale with fright, but his skin was white, and he couldn't see the big change in his face if he didn't look carefully.
At this time, Sun Ce's guards rushed forward one after another to protect his own main group. Seeing that he had lost the opportunity to kill Sun Ce, Gan Ning simply reined in his horse and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, what kind of bullshit Jiangdong little overlord, even Gan can't stop a knife!" ”
If you want to say that the actual martial arts of the two people, Sun Ce is definitely only above them, not below them. If they meet on the battlefield and fight fairly, even if Gan Ning is brave, he will only win an undefeated game at most.
But today, Sun Ce was thrilled by your grandfather's song "Villain Order", and he vomited a mouthful of blood and exhausted his vitality, completely relying on a solid foundation, so he got up and killed Youye, but unexpectedly rushed out of such a monster as Gan Ning, and launched a long-standing slash with all his strength, so as to be prepared to attack unprepared, where can he still parry? was knocked off the horse with a single move.