Tianlu Mountain has become a place where the Eight Immortals often visit.

In the middle of summer, the Eight Immortals came to Tianlu Mountain and had a lot of fun.

After the heavy rain, Tie Guan Li drank a lot of green plum wine today, feverish, drunk, looking at the stream from the top of the mountain singing and singing songs rushing down, a thought suddenly arose in his heart, said: "We crossed the East China Sea from Penglai that day, riding the wind, it was so comfortable and happy. Today, in this canyon, the water level of the stream is so different, why don't we change the way and have a good time? ”

He Xiangu pointed to Tie Gui Tie's head and said, "You, you drank too much wine, and you did all your whimsical ideas, what kind of ideas do you think of now?" ”

Tie Guan Li wiped the remaining wine from the corner of his mouth: "People in the world often say that there will be a hundred poems when there is wine. Most of my thoughts after drinking are wonderful. ”

Lu Dongbin: "What is your whimsical idea today?" Didn't you tell us to jump straight down the cliff from the top of the mountain? ”

"No!" Tie Guan Li waved his hand, and then made a downward movement, "How about we go rafting?" ”

"Rafting?" I've only heard of rafting in the sea, but I've never heard of rafting in the mountains. Tie Guan Li, who was half-awake and half-drunk, suddenly said this proposal was indeed fresh.

Zhang Guolao said disdainfully: "Tie Guan Li, did you drink too much wine today and make you dizzy, mess up, and become an idiot talking in your dreams?" You know, this is a mountain, not a sea! ”

Tie Guan Li saw that he hadn't finished speaking, but he was accused by Zhang Guolao, and raised his face: "Hey, Zhang Guolao, I have always respected your old man, but today you offended me as soon as you opened your mouth, why do you say that I am an idiot for no reason, and that I am talking in a dream?" ”

Zhang Guolao said stubbornly: "When we are in Penglai, the East China Sea is endless, so we can drift, and now you also say that you want to drift on the mountain, this is not a dream, what is it?" ”

Uncle Cao Guo has always been orthodox, pointing to Lin Tao who was making a "bang, bang", and said: "Brother Guo is right, this is not the sea, do you want us to go rafting on the forest sea?" ”

Tie Guan Li heard that Zhang Guo and Uncle Cao Guo had objections to his proposal, and said dissatisfiedly: "You two old people, your brains always don't turn, can't you think of some new ideas?" ”

Lu Dongbin interjected: "Tie Guan Li, you can quickly say your new idea." ”

He Xiangu blinked her bright eyes and asked, "Tie Guan Li, how are you going to drift?" ”

"If I argue with my mouth, you will say that I am drunk. Let's open your eyes. Everyone, please see! Seeing the stunned expressions of the immortals, Tie Guan Li turned his back to the sky and laughed, then threw his wine gourd up and threw it into the stream, and then shouted "Change!" Immediately the gourd swelled and grew in size, and became a great gourd. Tie Guan Li picked up his crutches, went to the ground a little, his body rose into the air, his feet parted, and sat firmly on the wine gourd like a raft on the Yellow River, turned around and beckoned to the immortals, and shouted: "I'm going." ”

The torrent of the canyon that cascaded down pushed the iron cane Li sitting on the wine gourd down the trend, stirring up bursts of white waves. The cool mountain breeze in the canyon whistled in Tie Guan Li's ears. The strange rocks, green trees and red flowers on both sides flew in front of his eyes one by one, and the stuffiness on his body was swept away. Tie Guan Li was not finished with wine, and happily slapped the wine gourd "dong, dong", and shouted loudly: "Happy!" Joyfully! It's really more enjoyable than drinking two catties of plum wine! ”

Han Zhongli saw Tie Guan Li riding a wine gourd and drifting down the stream in the canyon, looking so comfortable, his heart was itchy like being gnawed by a small worm, and he couldn't help patting his big belly, and shouted loudly towards Tie Guan Li who was far away: "Tie Guan Li, wait for me!" Then he threw the big banana fan into the stream, and drank it, and the banana fan instantly turned into a flat boat.

Although Han Zhongli was fat, his movements were not sluggish at all, and he saw him leap vertically, leap over in the air, and sit on the flat boat made of Bajiao fans with his chest and abdomen exposed. The enlarged Bajiao fan flew down the mountain, and the snow waves that stirred up from time to time hit his body, and the bursts of coolness penetrated his heart and spleen, and he happily slapped his big belly with both hands, and said in a loud voice, "Enough exciting!" Refreshing! ********！ The big banana fan carried Han Zhongli like an arrow down the stream, chasing Tie Guan Li.

Lu Dongbin is a merry and talented man, and the pursuit of fun has never been unwilling, and now he saw Tie Guan Li and Han Zhongli drifting down from the top of the mountain excitedly on their own magic weapons, and the fun was picked up, and he said to himself: "Such a fun drifting, how can I be Lu Dongbin!" After speaking, he walked towards the mountain stream, and was about to throw the sword in his hand into the stream, but was blocked by the lotus flower stretched out by He Xiangu: "Wait! ”

Lu Dongbin was dissatisfied: "What's wrong? You're going to stop me from rafting? ”

He Xiangu: "No. ”

Lu Dongbin was puzzled: "So, why don't you let me drift?" ”

He Xiangu's face was full of spring: "I saw Tie Guan Li and Han Zhong leaving them and having such a good time. I'm going to drift too. ”

Lu Dongbin said indifferently: "You go to drift, okay, you follow me." ”

"No," He Xian Guyu's hand waved hurriedly, revealing a coquettish attitude, "Among our eight immortals, I am the only woman, and this time it should be my priority." ”

Lu Dongbin didn't know how to answer for a while: "This ......"

Uncle Cao Guo intends to tidy up Lu Dongbin: "Brother Chunyang, you are extremely caring and considerate to women on weekdays. You can't be hospitable to the women out there with a hippie smile; And to the women inside us, they are as cold as ice, ruthless and unjust! ”

Zhang Guolao took the opportunity to have a lively time and said: "Good men don't fight with women." Brother Chunyang, you say this sentence the loudest on weekdays. This time, we should fulfill our promise and let He Xiangu drift first. As he spoke, he pulled the corner of Lan Caihe's clothes next to him.

Lan Caihe understood what Zhang Guolao meant, and said to Lu Dongbin seriously: "Uncle Cao Guo and Zhang Guolao are right. Brother Chunyang, you have always advertised yourself as a feminist, if you still want to compete for the top position this time, and refuse to let He Xiangu first, I, a good old man, will also say that you are a heavy color and a light friend. ”

Even Lan Caihe, who has always been a "peacemaker", opened his mouth, Lu Dongbin had no choice but to pretend to be high-profile, took a step back, gave up his position, pointed to the turbulent mountain stream in front of him, and said to He Xiangu: "Okay, He Xiangu, this time it's the lady first, so let you go first." ”

"Since you let me first, then I'm not welcome." He Xiangu took a few steps forward and threw the lotus flower in her hand into the stream, which suddenly seemed to be scattered like a red cloud, radiating ten thousand rays of glow, covering the stream. He Xiangu Lian's feet were light, her delicate body jumped, and her shadow crossed a beautiful arc in the air, her feet stood on top of the lotus flowers, drifting down with the surging stream.

Colorful wildflowers, lush trees, and strange rocks flew past her eyes. The mountain wind whined in her ears and swept her sideburns. He Xiangu felt an unprecedented coolness and comfort, and couldn't help but turn around and look back, beckoning to the immortals: "Yo, I have never been more comfortable than before, it's very refreshing!" ”

Lu Dongbin watched Tie Guan Li and He Xiangu disappear at the turn of the stream, couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and shouted: "He Xiangu, wait for me, I, Lu Dongbin, am here!" With that, he threw the sword in his hand into the stream, and immediately transformed it into a small raft. Lu Dongbin put his feet on the ground a little, flew up in the air, stood firmly on the raft with his feet, and let the stream send it down.