Chapter 700: Teach Li Ke to take bribes

The reason why Li Ke said this to Li Yi was to make fun of Li Yi. However, to Li Ke's surprise, after Li Yi heard this, not only did he not get the slightest annoyance, but showed a smile.

Li Ke was stunned, and then stomped his foot violently.

"I see, you did it on purpose." Li Ke shouted loudly.

"Oh? How so? ”

Li Yi said with a smile.

"Damn, what's that look on your face? Am I guessing wrong? ”

"What do you say?"

The corners of Li Yi's mouth suddenly enlarged, lowered his head slightly, his eyes squinted upward, looked at Li Ke, and showed a weird smile.

Li Ke had goosebumps all over his body, Li Yi's smile was getting more and more terrifying, it was originally a laugh, but it was actually getting more and more gloomy, which made people shudder.

"Da Da ......"

Li Ke only felt a surge of yin qi, and he couldn't help but start chattering his teeth.

Seeing this, Li Yi suddenly retracted his expression.

"Okay, look at the way you are scared, this life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, are you still far away?"

"Li Wenyong, I'm going to fight with you!"

When Li Ke saw that Li Yi was actually playing with him, he immediately became angry, and stretched out his hand to fight Li Yi.

Li Yi was startled and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it.

"Stop, don't scare the kids!"

Li Ke was stunned, but he still stopped his figure.

Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, then glanced at Li Ke, and said, "What an old person, you are still so impulsive, besides, you can't beat me." ”

Li Ke's eyes were on fire, and he gritted his teeth and looked at Li Yi.

Li Yi smiled. "Yes, this should be a punishment for you, threatening your brother-in-law with your sister's happiness, you can think of it, if you let Changle know, you are not afraid that he will be sad?"

Immediately hearing this, he immediately scratched his head in embarrassment, and forgot to be angry.

"Ahem, I'm just kidding." Then, he suddenly remembered this and couldn't help but say, "But, seriously, can you give me two Tibetan mastiffs?" ”

"What do you want a Tibetan mastiff for? Have you seen it? ”

Li Yi was puzzled, as far as he knew, these Tibetan mastiffs, except for Zhao Shopkeeper and a few little guys, no one else had seen them, why did Li Ke be so concerned?

"Of course, isn't it a Tibetan mastiff, how could this king not have seen it?"

Li Yi saw that it didn't seem to be a fake, and wondered: "Where did you see it?" This Tibetan mastiff is not something of our Middle Earth. ”

"Hehe, at the last National Day ceremony, when Fanbang came to the court, Lu Dongzan, the teacher of the Tubo country, once bribed the king with a Tibetan mastiff, but was rejected by the king."

"Lu Dongzan? What did he bribe you for? ”

"I don't know, he didn't say the purpose. And when the king did not look like a good man, he confiscated his things. ”

A trace of doubt flashed in Li Yi's heart, and then when he heard that Li Ke didn't ask for anything, he suddenly jumped to his feet in anger.

"Loser, you're a loser."

Li Ke was scolded.

"What's wrong with this king? This king is honest and does not accept bribes, so if you don't praise me, why do you still scold me? ”

Li Yi shook his head, looking at Li Ke's gaze, he had a bit of hatred for iron and steel.

"You, as the prince, since Lu Dongzan wants to bribe you, that trick must be small, and you actually refused. Barbarian things, don't want it in vain, not to mention that it's still a Tibetan mastiff? ”

Li Ke's eyes were straight.

"No, Brother Yi, that Lu Dongzan obviously doesn't have a good heart, how can this king be tempted by him? Brother Yi, I can tell you, this bribe money is ill-gotten gains, and it is hot to spend, besides, you are not bad for money, you can't lose a big one because of a small one. ”

Li Yi was a little speechless, and he was very disdainful of Li Ke's dead brain.

"You, it's really brainless, if I put this on the table, I will definitely be a gift from Lu Dongzan, and your father will not only not blame me afterwards, but will also praise me."

"It can't be!"

Li Ke shook his head in disbelief.

"I really doubt if you are Li Ke, as a gentleman, you don't even understand this routine. Forget it, I'll teach you today. Li Yi hugged Wu Meng, sat down again, and began to analyze slowly.

"First of all, Lu Dongzan came to the door to bribe, or is it so blatant, why do you say this?"

"Of course, it's to win me over and let me do things for him."

"Hmph, I guess, then Lu Dongzan should have only gone to you, not to the prince and the king of Yue, right?"

Li Ke was stunned.

"It doesn't seem like you're going, how do you know?"

"Humph! You are still the prince, then Lu Dongzan already knows that my Tang Dynasty is already wary of Tubo, and her every move is monitored, so no matter who he bribes, it will be useless, then, she will definitely want to sabotage in Chang'an. The reason why he only bribed you is to sow discord, think about it, when foreign envoys come to the court, they don't pay homage to the prince and the king of Yue, but visit you, the prince who is in business, what will your eldest brother and fourth brother think? ”

"This ......"

Li Ke suddenly thought that in the recent period, Li Chengqian and Li Tai's attitude towards him was indeed a little ambiguous, and even there was some vigilance and scrutiny between his words.

"Lu Dongzan bribed you, the first goal is to provoke your relationship with the other two princes, as long as you are pulled into the water, then Chang'an is likely to fall into civil strife, and Tubo can take advantage of it. Fortunately, you are still quite conscious, you did not accept Lu Dongzan's olive branch, and you did not make too much of a turmoil. ”

When Li Ke heard this, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and cold sweat broke out on his back.

"It's dangerous!" Then, he raised his head suddenly, looked at Li Yi, and said inexplicably: "Then you still let me accept the bribe?" ”

Li Yi shook his head and continued: "Although your approach is correct, it is a stupid person's approach. You just refused to bribe, although you avoided an unwarranted disaster, but it still made the crown prince and His Royal Highness King Yue have a pimple in their hearts, and even made you almost get involved again. If you do what I say, you pretend to be a snake at that time, accept the benefits of Lu Dongzan, and by the way, take Lu Dongzan's words, so that you can not only ask about the conspiracy of Tubo, but also seize the line of Lu Dongzan. You must know that a person like Lu Dongzan will inevitably be fully prepared to do things, although he bribes you to sow discord, but it is not without purpose, he may really want to do something in Chang'an, but you refused, and he ended up in nothing. ”

"And then, what happens after I take the bribe?"

"It's really stupid, although you can't keep this thing, you can transport it into the palace and give it to your father, so that not only will Lu Dongzan lose his wife and lose his army, but also make your father look at you with admiration, and even be able to set up Lu Dongzan's conspiracy. If your father knows about this, he will definitely know about Lu Dongzan's conspiracy, and he will naturally settle the trouble for you, and the crown prince and the king of Yue will not blame you. Even, even if you are secretly greedy for some benefits, your father will not blame you, this is four or five birds with one stone, is it smarter than you? ”

Li Ke was silent for a long time, and suddenly said something faintly. "Brother Yi, you are so insidious."

"Get out!"

Li Yi waved his hand and sent Li Ke away. However, he was wary of this matter in his heart, just like he said, Lu Dongzan will never be untargeted, since he found Li Ke, he definitely has his purpose, but unfortunately, Li Ke missed the opportunity in vain.

Li Yi couldn't help but sigh secretly, this Lu Dongzan really deserved to be an old fox, and he wondered why Lu Dongzan didn't visit him in the first place, it seems that this old guy must have a ghost in his heart.